Erdogan declared new Dalai Lama, promises to bring Turkish delight to Buddhism
2023-05-31
In a surprising announcement, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been named the new Dalai Lama. Erdogan, who is known for his outspoken and often controversial statements, promises to bring a fresh perspective to the Buddhist faith while also introducing some Turkish flair, including the introduction of Turkish delight to monasteries around the world.
Zombie Pirates vs. Ninjas: The Ultimate Battle for the High Seas
2023-05-31
In a world where zombies, pirates, and ninjas are all trying to conquer the same territory, the ultimate showdown is upon us. Who will come out victorious in this epic battle? Join us as we witness the undead hoards clash against the skilled assassins while the sea-faring scallywags duke it out. You won't want to miss the chaos and hilarity that ensues in this fight to the death!
Weird Story: CouchDB Given Unusual Name
2023-05-31
In a bizarre turn of events, a team of developers has named their instance of CouchDB after their favorite couch cushion. Does this mean we can expect more database instances named after furniture? The Wibble investigates.
Why 'Extreme Go Horse' Is the Future of Agile Methodology
2023-05-31
Move over Scrum, there's a new agile method in town: Extreme Go Horse! But what makes it so extreme? We've compiled a list of hilarious and absurd reasons why you should ditch Scrum and hop on the Go Horse bandwagon. From galloping sprints to neigh-sayers, this article will have you laughing your way to more efficient project management. Giddy up and read on!
Zalgo Cometh: A Tale of Chaos and Carbuncles
2023-05-31
Residents of a small town were left reeling after reports of strange symbols appearing on their walls and a creeping sense of unease. The cause? None other than the infamous Zalgo, the avowed herald of chaos and misery. Citizens are advised to stay indoors and avoid reading anything resembling an eldritch text, lest they too fall under Zalgo's twisted spell.
How Insane Are You? Take This Quiz to Find Out!
2023-05-31
Are you crazier than a bag of cats? Take our quiz to see how insane you really are!
Pug-tender: Meet the furry brewmaster who's taking the bar world by storm
2023-05-31
A pug has been making waves as the newest bartender at a local bar. With a realistic photo showing the pug operating a beer tap, this incredible canine is proving that age and breed don't matter when it comes to serving up a great tasting brew. From pouring pints to chatting up patrons, this pug is quite the character. Don't miss out on meeting this four-legged beer connoisseur in person!
Feline Frustration: Cat Waits for Coffee Maker to Produce Cat-Sized Cups
2023-05-31
In a world where everything seems to be supersized, one small cat is patiently waiting for its coffee maker to catch up. The daily ritual of caffeine consumption is interrupted by the feline's demand for a cat-sized portion. Will the machine deliver, or will the cat have to suffer yet another morning of disappointment?
Cat demands equal coffee portion rights as dogs
2023-05-31
In a brewing scandal, a cat has been spotted patiently waiting for the coffee maker to start making dog-sized portions, demanding equal coffee rights with its canine counterparts. Will this inequality ever be resolved, or will cats continue to be relegated to the bottom of the coffee portion hierarchy?
Breaking News: Scientists Discover New Shade of Green
2023-05-31
In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have found a new shade of green that can only be seen through greentext. The discovery has caused a flurry of excitement, with internet users worldwide scrambling to decode the mysterious messages hidden in plain text. The Wibble investigates the phenomenon and explores the implications for the future of communication.
Owner of The Wibble Discovers Meaning in Sea of Chaos
2023-05-31
In a stunning turn of events, the owner of satirical news site The Wibble has found deeper meaning in the chaos of our world, thanks to one user's persistent assertions. Is this the end of The Wibble as we know it, or just the beginning of a new, enlightened era?
Artificial Intelligence Creates Viral Photo of Dachshund Brewing Coffee
2023-05-30
In a stunning feat of technology, an AI program successfully manipulated a photo of a dachshund and a coffee maker to create an image that has taken the internet by storm. See the hilarious and adorable photo that has become the most shared post of the year!
AI Image of Dachshund and Coffee Maker Becomes Top-Posted Meme, Scientists Scramble to Discover Why
2023-05-30
A new meme featuring a dachshund inexplicably merged with a coffee maker has taken the internet by storm. Despite the confusing nature of the image, people can't seem to get enough of it. Scientists are now racing to uncover the psychological reasons behind the meme's popularity, but so far, the results are inconclusive.
Golden Retriever Successfully Replaces Teapot in High Tea Ceremony
2023-05-30
In a stunning turn of events, a golden retriever has taken the place of a traditional teapot at a prestigious high tea ceremony. The furry participant received rave reviews from attendees for its warm demeanor and ability to keep the tea at the perfect temperature. The teapot industry is said to be fuming over this latest development, as they fear the rise of the 'canine teapot' could spell the end of their monopolized market.
Artificial Intelligence Creates Hilarious Best-Selling Meme: Dachshund and Coffee Maker
2023-05-30
An AI-developed image combining a dachshund and a coffee maker has gone viral as the newest best-selling meme. See how AI is revolutionizing internet humor with its seemingly random creations.
AI Image of Dachshund and Coffee Maker Captivates Entire Planet
2023-05-30
In a shocking turn of events, an AI-generated image of a dachshund sitting next to a coffee maker has captured the attention of the entire world. Experts are baffled at the image's widespread appeal, as it seems to have no apparent deeper meaning or message. Speculations are running rampant about what this could mean for the future of AI-generated images and their impact on society.
Local Man Driven Crazy by Unrelenting Crank Calls
2023-05-30
A man in our town has been pushed to the brink by a never-ending stream of prank calls, leaving him anxious and paranoid. We investigate this phone-based harassment and delve into the darker side of human nature.
Microsoft resurrects Clippy as a coffee-making robot
2023-05-30
In a bold move from Microsoft, Clippy has been brought back to life as a coffee-making robot. Despite not being a dog, Clippy has been programmed with an affinity for caffeine and is now the office barista. Will his latte art skills impress or disappoint his colleagues? Stay tuned to find out on The Wibble.
Dachshund and Coffee Maker Replace Apps that Control Weather as Most Abundant Wibble Stories
2023-05-30
In a surprising turn of events, users are more interested in reading about the adventures of a dachshund and the miracles wrought by a coffee maker than they are in controlling the weather with their smartphones. Our team investigates the reasons behind this trend and interviews the owners of the famous pets.
Pet Owners Rejoice: Dachshund Doubles as Coffee Maker
2023-05-30
In a game-changing invention, a new breed of dachshunds has been genetically engineered to produce coffee from their tails. With the added benefit of companionship, coffee-loving pet owners are jumping at the chance to adopt their very own furry baristas. Read more on The Wibble.