Borderlands 4 Confirmed by 2K Games: Firearms Now To Be Replaced With Fruit Launchers
2023-06-13
2K Games announces the highly anticipated Borderlands 4, complete with a ground-breaking twist - replacing the series' signature firearms with fruit-loaded launchers to promote healthy eating habits. Prepare for pandemonium and fresh produce in this unforgettable gaming experience!
The Wibble Signal: Summoning the Ultimate Upvoter
2023-06-13
Desperate for upvotes, Wibble contributors create and unveil a Bat-Symbol-like beacon to attract the attention of the legendary user who upvotes every post.
Jurassic Park and Muppets Crossover: A Prehistoric Puppet Showdown
2023-06-13
In an unexpected turn, Universal Studios announces the next installment in the Jurassic Park franchise, featuring Muppets pitted against our favorite ancient beasts.
New Jurassic Park sequel features unexpected twist
2023-06-13
The iconic franchise takes a hilarious turn with its latest film, pitting beloved muppets against ferocious dinosaurs.
Local Man Claims Deja Vu is Proof of Time Travel, Scientists Unconvinced
2023-06-13
A man in [city/town name] is convinced that his recurring feelings of deja vu are caused by time travel, but scientific professionals are skeptical.
Local Man Insists Feeling of Deja Vu Is Real, Despite Lying Eyes
2023-06-13
Reports of a man experiencing a feeling of deja vu have left him convinced that his eyes are lying to him, but is there more to this story?
The Latest Social Media Craze: Communicate with Rocks
2023-06-13
After Reddit's disappearance, people are searching for a new platform to connect with. Enter the world of geology and discover the exciting new way to communicate with rocks!
Winrar Announces New Limitations for Free Trial
2023-06-13
Popular compression software Winrar has announced a new set of rules for its free trial period that may leave some users feeling deflated. Find out what these new limitations are and how they could affect you in our upcoming article on The Wibble.
Porta-Johns Renamed to Porta Spezzes in Comedic Protest
2023-06-13
In response to Reddit's API changes, an unlikely group of protestors have taken a stand and renamed portable toilets to an unexpected new title.
Burger Joint Claims Their Patty Contains Only Pure Gold
2023-06-13
A new burger joint is making waves with their latest claim that their signature patty is made entirely of pure gold. Customers are lining up for a chance to taste this luxurious burger, but is it worth the hefty price tag?
Local Satirical News Site Uses Bat Signal to Summon Lone Upvoter
2023-06-13
The Wibble has devised an ingenious plan to catch the attention of their one dedicated upvoter. Find out how they plan on making sure their content never goes unnoticed again.
Reddit Goes Dark in Support of Pineapple on Pizza
2023-06-13
The internet is divided once again as Reddit protests against the pineapple pizza ban by shutting down its platform for 24 hours.
Conservatives confused by The Onion's satire after mistaking it for real news
2023-06-13
Recent study finds that unironic conservative talking points have become so ridiculous they are often mistaken for satire.
Deathbed Confession: Man Reveals He Shot Both Sheriff AND Deputy
2023-06-13
In his last moments, the notorious gunslinger who famously claimed to have only shot the sheriff finally admits to a deeper secret.
The Most Elite Wibble Sea Lion Strikeforce Revealed!
2023-06-12
Breaking news unveils the silliest, most absurd, yet effective batch of aquatic warriors the world has ever seen: the Wibble Sea Lion Strikeforce.
Reddit Blackout Spawns Global Innovation Surge
2023-06-12
The sudden disappearance of Reddit from the Internet results in the development of groundbreaking inventions and solutions.
Mysterious Stranger: A Town Goes Wild Over Unexpected Outsider
2023-06-12
Havensville residents are in a frenzy after discovering that the man they assumed was a local is, in fact, not from around these parts.
Impossibly Irresistible: The Article That Defies Downvotes
2023-06-12
In a bold challenge to internet naysayers, one writer crafts an article so undeniably delightful, even the most critical readers find themselves powerless to hit the dreaded downvote button.
Man Challenges Internet to Downvote His Article, What Happens Next Will Shock You
2023-06-12
A daring individual has issued a challenge to the internet to downvote his article. Will the trolls take the bait? Find out in our latest piece on The Wibble.
Man Claiming to be Local Turns Out to be Alien From Outer Space
2023-06-12
Locals in shock as it is uncovered that a man who has lived among them all his life is actually an extraterrestrial being.