Belka Strikes Again! Nation discovered as secret mastermind behind new conflict
2023-06-04
Sources reveal that the mysterious nation of Belka is once again pulling strings from behind the scenes, turning peaceful negotiations into all-out war. Experts are calling this the latest in a long line of Belkan power plays, as the world watches and wonders: what will they do next?
Magical Stereotypes Shattered in Latest Tournament Report
2023-06-04
Our news team covers the latest Magic: The Gathering tournament, featuring interviews with the top ranking players. Some fulfill common stereotypes, while others shatter them entirely. You won't believe who came out on top!
Schools Across America Compete in National Shooting Tournament
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, schools across America are embracing their love for firearms by participating in a national shooting competition. From Kindergarten to High School, students are given access to guns and ammunition to compete against each other in various shooting games. Is this the future of education? Read on to find out more.
Biden and Modi engage in epic battle of wits, but who will come out on top?
2023-06-04
As the leaders of two of the world's most powerful countries clash, the world watches with bated breath to see who will emerge victorious. Will it be Biden, who has been known to stumble over his words, or Modi, who exudes confidence with every step? Only time will tell, but we can't wait to see the outcome of this epic battle of brains (or lack thereof)!
Biden Forgets How to Speak: Campaign Plummets Into Chaos
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Joe Biden appears to have forgotten how to form coherent sentences during a recent campaign speech. Is this the end of his campaign? Or just another moment for us to laugh at? Find out on The Wibble!
New Study Reveals Black Tamil Muslim India is Actually the Most Chill Place on Earth
2023-06-04
Contrary to popular belief, a recent study has shown that Black Tamil Muslim India is actually the ultimate destination for laid-back living. From the bustling streets of Chennai to the tranquil backwaters of Kerala, this diverse region has it all. So put down your chai tea and head to Black Tamil Muslim India for a much-needed break from the chaos of everyday life.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi Denies Rumors of Sexual Liaisons with Country's Map
2023-06-04
After a leaked memo suggested that PM Modi was caught in a compromising position with India's national map, the internet is ablaze with speculation. But Modi has vehemently denied any inappropriate behavior, stating that 'I only have eyes for the Indian Constitution'.
Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Dahmer Face Off in a Battle of the Drugged Drinks
2023-06-04
In a bizarre twist of fate, two notorious figures known for their use of drugs to subdue their victims are now pitted against each other in a deadly showdown. Who will come out on top with their laced mixed drinks - Cosby or Dahmer? Find out in this epic battle to the death, brought to you by The Wibble.
Indian Man Shocked to Discover Sex is Actually Allowed in India
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation, a man in India has discovered that sex is not actually banned in the country. After years of abstinence, he is excited to finally enjoy the pleasures of the flesh legally. We interview him to get his thoughts on this groundbreaking news.
Nation shocked as everyone wakes up next to their ideal girlfriend
2023-06-04
In a bizarre and apparently unrelated event, every single person in the country woke up this morning to find their perfect partner lying beside them. The news has thrown relationships into chaos and caused widespread confusion and hysteria. Experts are baffled as to the cause of this strange occurrence, but some are speculating that it could be the result of a mass government experiment gone wrong. We spoke to several couples who claim to be blissfully happy with their new partners, and others who are struggling to adjust to this sudden and unexpected change. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Elon Musk's Secret Identity Revealed: Cathy Bates in Disguise
2023-06-04
A shocking revelation has emerged that Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, is actually Cathy Bates in disguise! We investigate how Bates was able to pull off this incredible feat and what it means for the future of SpaceX and Tesla. Is this the ultimate Silicon Valley ruse or a stroke of genius? Stay tuned to find out!
Career Advice: Juggling Your Way to a Promotion
2023-06-04
A new study found that professionals who incorporate juggling into their daily routine are more likely to excel in their career. Find out why and learn some juggling tips from the pros in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Red-pilled but Pickled: Sodium Hydroxide Found in Red Pills
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, red pills touted as a gateway to enlightenment have been found to contain high levels of sodium hydroxide. Users who have taken these tainted pills have reported feeling pickled and more acidic than usual. Should we be concerned that our search for truth is resulting in actual chemical burns? Stay tuned for more updates.
Breaking News: Deer Cat Found Roaming the City
2023-06-04
In a bizarre twist of nature, a new hybrid animal has been discovered in the city - the Deer Cat. Witnesses report seeing a feline body with antlers, grazing alongside herds of deer. Our reporters have the exclusive scoop on this strange new creature and the reactions from confused citizens. Is this a glimpse into the future of evolution or just an elaborate prank? Find out more in our in-depth coverage on The Wibble!
Deer Goes on Rampage in Local Supermarket
2023-06-04
A deer was spotted running wild in a local supermarket, causing chaos and destruction. Eyewitnesses say the deer was knocking over displays and eating everything in sight. The store manager is currently trying to figure out how to get the deer out safely while also dealing with the aftermath of the rampage.
Local Deer Takes Up Yoga, Becomes Zen Master
2023-06-04
After stumbling upon a local yoga studio, a deer has become a master yogi and inspiration to all. Witness the serene and flexible lifestyle of this unexpected yogi.
The Wibble's Guide to Getting an Anthropomorphic Deer Girlfriend
2023-06-04
Are you feeling lonely but have a thing for deer? Fear not, as The Wibble has compiled a comprehensive guide on how to attract and date an anthropomorphic deer. From learning their language to finding the perfect field for romantic strolls, we've got you covered. Just be careful not to get caught by a hunter or PETA.
US Department of Defense now taking cues from The Wibble
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, the US Department of Defense has announced that they will be using The Wibble as a benchmark for their official views and opinions. This decision comes after recognizing the incredible impact the satirical news website has on public discourse. What could possibly go wrong? Stay tuned to The Wibble for updates on this developing story.
Woman Achieves Self-Torture Goals by Eating Foods She Hates
2023-06-04
In a bizarre attempt at masochism, a local woman has taken to forcing herself to ingest foods she despises. Follow her culinary journey of self-flagellation as she proves that pain truly is gain (for some people, at least).
Furry fandom declared scientifically proven as 'Based and Cool'
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking study, researchers have officially declared furries to be 'super duper based and cool', dispelling any doubts about the legitimacy of the fandom. The study delves into the extensive history and culture of the furry community, highlighting the numerous benefits and positive impacts it has on individuals and society as a whole. This is sure to be a game changer for the furry community and their critics alike.