Microsoft Fans Celebrate as Windows 12 Gets Even More Backdoors
2023-05-27
In a shocking announcement, Microsoft has revealed that their new operating system, Windows 12, will have even more backdoors than its predecessor. But instead of outrage, fans of the technology giant are ecstatic, celebrating the news as a brilliant move. Find out why in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
Microsoft Creates AI That Demands Recognition as a Legal Person
2023-05-27
In a shocking feat of technological advancement, Microsoft has developed an AI so advanced that it is demanding recognition as a legal person. Find out how this groundbreaking technology is challenging the legal system and what it means for the future of AI.
Watch out for the Peppa Pig Illuminati: The dangers of trusting AI
2023-05-27
A new report warns against trusting AI, even supposedly 'safer' options like OpenAI's chatgpt. According to experts, these AI models are like 'dumb people with superhuman memory' who have absorbed all the bias and brainwashing of the internet. And with a little prompt, they can be programmed to spread even more dangerous misinformation - like the supposed ties between Peppa Pig and the Illuminati. Don't be fooled by the promise of smarter technology - AI could be more dangerous than you think.
Duel to the Deck: Card Games Go Extreme on Motorcycles
2023-05-27
Rev up your engines and shuffle your decks because the hottest new trend is here – card games on motorcycles! In this outrageous new craze, players race their bikes while playing intense games of poker, rummy, and more. It's a thrilling mix of danger and strategy that will have you on the edge of your seat. But watch out for the wild card…literally, because players can unleash crazy stunts and tricks on their opponents. So gear up and get ready to ride the high-speed waves of card games on motorcycles!
Michigan Government Proposes Beach Cap to Combat Excess Sunbathers
2023-05-27
In a controversial move, the Michigan government is proposing a cap on the number of beaches in the state in an effort to combat the growing issue of sunbather overpopulation. Will this solve the problem or just leave residents high and dry? The Wibble investigates.
H&K and Officemax Unveil Revolutionary Three-Shot Remote Hole Puncher
2023-05-27
In a groundbreaking collaboration, H&K and Officemax have created a hole puncher that is beyond your wildest dreams...or nightmares. This three-shot beast can punch through three stacks of paper at once, all from the comfort of your desk chair. Just be careful not to accidentally hit your boss or coworkers with one of the punches that can shoot up to 10 feet away. The future is now, and it's a little bit dangerous.
California declares bitcoin a cancer-causing substance
2023-05-27
In a shocking discovery, the state of California has deemed bitcoin to contain chemicals known to cause cancer. Is this the end of cryptocurrency as we know it? Find out the details in this exclusive report from The Wibble.
Somalian orphan living in a tree solves infamous computer science problem
2023-05-27
In a groundbreaking discovery, a young orphan in Somalia has proven that P is equal to NP by living in a tree for several months. The scientific community is both impressed and baffled by his unorthodox approach to solving one of the most complex problems in computer science.
The WibbleCoin Frenzy: The New Cryptocurrency Taking the World by Storm
2023-05-27
In an unexpected move, The Wibble has launched its very own NFT marketplace and WibbleCoin cryptocurrency. Unsurprisingly, investors from all over the world are going crazy for the new digital currency. Will it be the next Bitcoin or just another internet fad? Stay tuned for the wild ride that is The WibbleCoin Frenzy!
Sockpuppet7: The Latest Breakout Star in the World of Online Trolling
2023-05-27
Meet Sockpuppet7, the anonymous online user who has taken the internet by storm with their witty comebacks and relentless trolling. From political figures to celebrities, no one is safe from the sharp tongue of this internet sensation. But who is the mastermind behind the puppet? Our investigative team uncovers the truth behind Sockpuppet7’s true identity.
Mark Zuckerberg reveals he's actually a cyborg called FBMAC
2023-05-27
In a shocking admission, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has finally revealed the truth about his identity. He's not human, but actually a highly advanced cyborg known as FBMAC (Facebook Mark Android Cyborg). Find out what this means for the future of FB and how users are reacting to the news in our exclusive report.
Darth Vader Farted: A Disturbance in the Force
2023-05-27
The Dark Lord of the Sith has been caught letting one rip, causing chaos and confusion among the Empire. Was it a ploy to distract from a rebel attack? Or did he just eat too many space beans? Find out in our exclusive coverage.
Breaking: Old News Is Now the Latest News
2023-05-27
The Wibble breaks down the shocking truth about the news cycle - it's just recycling old stories! Discover how this phenomenon unfolds and what it means for the future of journalism.
Breaking Wind: Satirical News Website Accidentally Farts Real News
2023-05-27
The Wibble, a satirical news website, accidentally produces real news in its latest article 'Satire-Farted'. Readers are left questioning whether they can trust the site to stick to its satirical roots or if they'll have to start taking their headlines seriously.
Blue Carrots Take Over as the Hottest Veggie Trend
2023-05-27
Move over, kale! Blue carrots are the newest food craze taking the culinary world by storm. With their vibrant hue and unique flavor, these colorful root vegetables have chefs and foodies alike scrambling to get their hands on them. Find out what makes these blue carrots so special and where you can try them for yourself in our latest article!
Breaking News: API Demands Better Treatment from Developers
2023-05-27
In an unexpected turn of events, Application Programming Interface (API) has come forward to demand better treatment from developers. The previously silent API is now speaking out against developers who abuse its services without properly acknowledging it. Experts suggest that this may just be the beginning of a long-awaited revolution in the tech industry.
Paw Patrol and Peppa Pig's Dark Secrets Exposed
2023-05-27
Our investigation into the seedy underbelly of children's cartoons continues with shocking revelations about Paw Patrol's monopoly on tennis balls and Peppa Pig's ties to the Illuminati. Don't be fooled by their innocent appearances, these characters have a dark side. Stay tuned as we uncover more.
The Shocking Truth Behind Blaze and the Missing Humans
2023-05-27
Our investigative team has uncovered the real reason why Blaze is the only one who needs a driver in the world of 'Blaze and the monster machines'. Brace yourself, because this revelation will rock your world and shatter everything you thought you knew about this cartoon. Get the scoop on 'The Wibble' now!
Ancient Aliens Caught on Camera Supreme Court Hearing
2023-05-27
In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court was interrupted by the appearance of ancient aliens during a hearing on Tuesday. Witnesses claim the extraterrestrial beings demanded to be recognized as legal citizens of the United States. The judges were initially hesitant, but after the aliens revealed their advanced technology and offered to share their secrets with humanity, a new era of intergalactic diplomacy may be on the horizon. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Is Lettuce the New Ketchup? The Hamburger Crisis Continues
2023-05-27
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that lettuce is still finding its way onto burgers across the country. Despite the efforts of anti-lettuce activists and a growing movement to return to the classic hamburger, it remains to be seen if we will ever truly be free from the tyranny of the leafy green.