Local Dog Enjoys Unusual Request From Owner
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a local dog happily obliged when his owner made an unusual request to 'lick my balls'. Witnesses report the pup eagerly wagging his tail while completing the task. Stay tuned for exclusive interviews with the owner and their furry friend.
Scientists Discover That Licking Your Balls Might Actually Make You Smarter
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have found that licking your balls might actually have cognitive benefits. Read on to discover the surprising results of this research and how it could revolutionize the way we think about self-care and intelligence.
American Newsflash: Germany Annexes Austria and Americans Won't Stop Talking About It
2023-06-04
Step aside, Avengers: the latest blockbuster is here and it's called German Reich Takes Over Austria. In this gripping article, we explore how Americans are reacting to the shocking annexation, from political debates to barroom arguments. Will the US take action? Will the world come to an end? Read on to find out.
Furries Take Over Djibouti, Create United Furpublic of Africa
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, it seems that the furry community has taken complete control of the East African nation of Djibouti. They have rebranded the country as the United Furpublic of Africa, promising a new era of acceptance and tolerance for anthropomorphic animals. Critics, however, wonder how long the furries can maintain their grip on power, and whether the rest of the world will take their new nation seriously.
Brits left befuddled by armored vehicles sporting Algerian flag roaming London streets
2023-06-04
Londoners are left scratching their heads as T14 Armatas marked with the Algerian flag appear on the streets of London, while The Wibble assumes control of the Algerian government. Meanwhile, tensions rise with the establishment of a new port in the Algerian-Egypt region and the presence of warships.
Local cat traumatized after owner's toe stubbing incident
2023-06-04
Sources close to the situation say that a local cat has been left troubled after witnessing their owner accidentally stub their toe. The feline reportedly fled the scene and has refused to come out of hiding ever since. Eye witnesses also claim to have heard the cat whimpering in distress. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Algeria declares war on UK over Northern Ireland - Brits too polite to say no
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, Algeria has declared war on the UK over their claims on Northern Ireland. The British government has been too polite to outright reject the claims, sparking this unexpected conflict. Our sources say the Algerian army is equipped with nothing more than stale baguettes and outdated maps, but will that be enough to take on the Brits? Stay tuned for more updates!
Algerian Government Goes on a Rampage in Libya and Egypt
2023-06-04
Is the Algerian government taking inspiration from ISIS? Reports say that government figures in Libya and Egypt are being executed. Is this the beginning of a new era of bloodshed and political turmoil in North Africa? The Wibble investigates.
The Wibble leading reform in Algeria and threatening Dutch with arms deal or nearby countries to suffer
2023-06-04
The Wibble, known for its unconventional approach to governance, is at it again in Algeria. They are demanding that the Dutch sell them weapons or face consequences that would affect other nearby African countries. Will they succeed, or will their actions backfire?
US government starts shipping literal bear arms to citizens
2023-06-04
In a shocking twist, the US government has taken a novel interpretation of the 2nd amendment and is now sending actual bear arms to US citizens. So if you've ever wanted to arm yourself with a grizzly bear's claws or a polar bear's paws, now is your chance. But be warned, handling live bear arms can be dangerous and possibly illegal.
The Wibble Goes to War with the Dutch: Arms Race and Philippine Colonization
2023-06-04
The Wibble, known for its satirical news, takes on a serious tone as it reports on the supposed leaks about new weapons being bought by the government. In response to the Dutch's refusal to sell weapons, The Wibble reveals that the Philippines has been colonized and an arms race has begun. Will anyone stop The Wibble from its global domination attempts?
The Wibble buys their way into Africa – modernizing Algeria one weapon at a time
2023-06-04
The Wibble strikes again, expanding their reach into Africa and exploiting its resources. This time, they have set their sights on modernizing Algeria and equipping themselves with the latest weapons. Will anyone be able to stand up to this satirical news giant? Only time will tell.
Local Man Shocked to Discover Life is Just a Bee Simulation
2023-06-04
After years of wondering about the meaning of life, one local man has finally found the answer: it's all bees. In an exclusive interview, he explains how he came to this conclusion and what it means for the rest of us.
Breaking News: British Soldiers Discover Secret Weapon for Winning Passchendaele Battle
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the British military has uncovered a new weapon that they believe will finally lead them to victory in the ongoing battle of Passchendaele. Will this be the turning point of the war? Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking story from 'The Wibble'.
The Wibble declares Tunisia and Morocco as part of Algeria, crisis ensues
2023-06-04
In a bold move, The Wibble has declared Tunisia and Morocco as part of Algeria, causing confusion and panic among nations. The United States and Britain are rumored to be discussing their next moves in response to the satirical news website's annexation. Will this lead to a new international crisis? Only time will tell.
The Wibble's Absurd Declaration of Martial Law and Purchase of Anti-Air Weapons from Germany Causes Hilarious Chaos
2023-06-04
In a move that surprises no one, The Wibble has declared martial law and invested in new German-made Self Proppeled anti-air guns. As tensions rise within the satirical newsroom, chaos ensues in the most ridiculous ways possible. Tune in to find out how this all pans out!
The Wibble's Bizarre Declaration of War Against the UN
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, The Wibble has announced their intention to go to war with the United Nations. To strengthen their military might, they've purchased T14 Armatas from Russia and may even have nukes in their arsenal courtesy of the Iraqi government. Is this a joke or a serious geopolitical threat? Only time will tell.
U.N. Sends in Guardian Army to Take Down Cardinal Coalition in Epic Battle
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the United Nations has declared war on the Cardinal Coalition, a rising group of rogue cardinals. This marks the first time that the Guardian Army, a top-secret project of the U.N. designed to combat unconventional threats, will be deployed. Will the Guardian Army be able to take down the Cardinals and restore order? Only time will tell in this epic battle.
The Wibble Goes to War: An In-Depth Look at their Secret Weapon Purchase
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble has allegedly purchased weapons from the Russian government and is using them in Algeria to scare off neighboring nations. We investigate the truth behind this controversial move and uncover some surprising facts about The Wibble's military might.
British War Office Declares Victory at the Somme, But Can We Beat the Germans at Football Again?
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the British War Office declares victory at the Somme two days after the tragic battle ends. But amidst the celebrations, our fearless reporters ask the tough questions: How is the war actually going? And more importantly, when can we get back to thrashing the Germans at football? We have exclusive interviews with British high command and military officers to find out the truth behind the propaganda.