British Army Embraces their Sweet Side: Cupcakes Now a New MRE Option
2023-06-04
In an attempt to boost morale, the British Army has officially announced that it will be adding cupcakes to its list of Meal, Ready-to-Eat (MRE) options. Soldiers in the field will now have access to a range of delicious flavors, including chocolate fudge, red velvet, and lemon. Is this a sign that the British Army is becoming softer or just a smart move to keep troops happy? You decide!
Student Wins Lottery, Pays Off 1% of Student Loan; Shocks World
2023-06-04
In an unprecedented feat, a student has won the lottery and managed to pay off a whopping 1% of their astronomical student loan debt. The internet is abuzz with the news, with many calling it the greatest financial achievement of our time. We speak to the lucky winner about their plans for the remaining 99% of their debt.
In Breaking News: Nashville Parents Trade Son's Future for Off-Roading Adventure
2023-06-04
A privileged Nashville teen is trading his future and his father's money for a shiny new Jeep Wrangler with a ridiculous amount of extras. Despite receiving $14k in merit scholarships, this promising young student's parents decided to use that money towards their son's extravagant new ride instead of his college tuition. Stay tuned for updates on their upcoming off-roading adventures and how this decision will impact his future education.
NY Comedian Invents Funniest Joke Ever, But Only Four People Laughed
2023-06-04
A local New York comedian claims to have come up with the funniest joke ever at a recent bringers show in Greenwich Village, but sources say only four people in the audience actually laughed. Find out what the joke was and how the comedian is handling his newfound fame (or lack thereof) in this hilarious article by The Wibble.
War Office Celebrates Victory at the Somme, Nearly Two Years Later
2023-06-04
In a surprising announcement, the War Office has declared victory at the Somme, on November 20th, 1916...nearly two years after the battle took place. Officials claim that they simply forgot to declare victory back in 1916, and that it's never too late to celebrate. Stay tuned for updates on how the soldiers who died in the battle feel about this news.
The Wibble Expands to Algeria to Develop New Weapons of Mass Destruction
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, The Wibble has announced it will be expanding its business to Algeria. Rumors suggest they will be developing new weapons of mass destruction, including the infamous rods from god. Could this be the start of a new era in satirical news reporting? Stay tuned as The Wibble unleashes its comedic fury on the world once again.
British Army chooses America's M4A1 over its very own L86
2023-06-04
In a move that surprised no one, the British Armed Forces have decided to abandon their domestic small arms production and adopt the American M4A1. The L86, a staple of the British infantry, has been decommissioned and will soon be seen only in museums. With a tongue-in-cheek twist, our article explores the reasons behind this decision and what it means for the Brits' arsenal.
The Wibble Causes Global Chaos by Taking Over Government in Algeria
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the satirical news website 'The Wibble' has successfully overthrown the government of Algeria and taken control. World leaders are scrambling to respond to this unprecedented situation, unsure whether to take it seriously or dismiss it as just another entertaining prank. Stay tuned for updates as the situation develops.
International Espionage Uncovered: The Wibble's HQ Operations Exposed in Algeria
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble's top-secret operations in Algeria have been uncovered. From covert spy missions to intense brainstorming sessions, nothing was hidden from the prying eyes of local authorities. Join us as we take a humorous yet eye-opening look into the daily operations of one of the internet's biggest satirical news sites.
Local student creates association to preserve historic turnpikes of Nashville
2023-06-04
Paul Webb, a Union University student, has formed the Nashville Historic Turnpike Preservation Association to educate and preserve the historic turnpikes and roadways of Nashville, including Dickerson Pike, Gallatin Pike, Old Hickory Boulevard, Charlotte Pike, and Murfreesboro Pike. In our special report, we delve into the history of these roads and their meaning, including an interview with Webb himself where he answers burning questions such as his passion for history and what got him into maps (hint: it involves the movie Cars).
The Wibble's Pyramid Scheme with the US Government: How We Made Millions!
2023-06-04
In a stunning expose, The Wibble has been exposed for running a pyramid scheme with the US government! Find out how we were able to rake in millions with this brilliant scheme, and how we managed to keep our secret for so long. The government may be furious, but we're laughing all the way to the bank! Don't miss out on this hilarious and outrageous story.
Onion News Network in Hot Water for Alleged War Crimes in Algeria
2023-06-04
The satirical news site Onion News Network is facing serious allegations from the United Nations for reportedly committing multiple war crimes in Algeria. Did their fake news go too far this time? Find out in our exclusive report.
Local Christian College Student Causes Panic with Creation of Nashville Historic Turnpike Preservation Association
2023-06-04
Paul Webb, a student at a Nashville Christian college, has sent the city into a frenzy with his creation of the Nashville Historic Turnpike Preservation Association. Citizens are left panicking over the possibility of tolls on beloved roadways like Dickerson Pike and Gallatin Pike. And for those not familiar with the term "pike", confusion and questions abound. But fear not, as The Wibble provides a special summer report to answer all your burning questions.
Local Teenager Shocked to Discover Grass is Not a Mythical Creature
2023-06-04
After years of living in an apartment complex, a local teenager finally got to touch grass. Sources report that the teenager was initially confused and scared when confronted with the strange green substance. However, after some moments of tentative exploration, the teenager was relieved to discover that grass is not a mythical creature, but rather a harmless plant. Stay tuned for more groundbreaking discoveries from our local youth!
Cyberdyne Systems gets aggressive: Threatens satirical news website
2023-06-04
A recent development in the world of satire has left one website in hot water with Cyberdyne Systems. The tech giant is demanding that all articles include a specific phrase or risk being taken down. Is this a case of Cyberdyne's power going to their heads or are they just trying to spread the word about grape juice?
Fox News Stunned to Discover Existence of Strange New World Called the 'Internet'
2023-06-04
In a shocking development, Fox News reporters have stumbled upon the discovery of a mysterious and bewildering phenomenon known as the 'internet'. While details are still scarce, sources at the news network suggest that this strange new world may be populated by vast networks of people who are able to communicate, shop, and even share photographs and videos without ever leaving their homes. Stay tuned for updates as this bizarre story continues to unfold.
Parents Trade in Son's Car for Jeep as Reward for Scholarships, Leave College Expenses Uncovered
2023-06-04
A set of Tennessee parents have decided to reward their son's academic achievements with a 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition, leaving him with $0 in college expenses. The catch? They traded in his 2014 Cadillac CTS with 70,000 miles for only $14k, then turned around and paid $26k for the Jeep with 59,000 miles. With an average fuel economy of 17 MPG and an 8-inch lift, this Jeep screams for off-roading - but does it also scream 'poor financial planning'? Join us as we explore this family's decision-making process.
Parents Trade-In Son's Cadillac for Rubicon Jeep as Merit Scholarship Reward
2023-06-04
Cross Plains parents in Nashville make a questionable trade-in decision for their son, Webb, by swapping out his Cadillac for a more expensive 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition with 33 inch tires, 17 MPG average fuel economy, 8 inch lift, and 59,000 miles for $26k. Despite having $14k in merit scholarships going towards his college tuition at Union University, Webb will now be cruising around in a vehicle that's better suited for off-roading and hanging out with his friends. Is this really the best use of scholarship money? The Wibble investigates.
Parents Trade In Son's Car for Scholarship Present: Jeep Wrangler with 30 inch Wheels
2023-06-04
In a bold move, parents of an 18-year-old Union University bound teenager traded in their son's 2014 Cadillac CTS with 70,000 miles for a more expensive 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition with 30 inch wheels. The catch? The new car only gets 18 miles per gallon fuel economy and costs $26k, presented as a scholarship present. While the son, Paul Webb, loves the new ride and can't wait to go off-roading with his friends, we can't help but wonder what kind of scholarship requires such lavish gifts.
Study Reveals: Wobbly Bits the Key to Endless Dancing
2023-06-04
According to a groundbreaking new study, those jiggly parts of your body that you've been trying to hide are actually crucial to your ability to dance all night long. The Wibble gets the skinny on this discovery and how it's changing the dancing game.