Arcade Classic "Zero Wing" Predicts Apocalypse That Has Killed Millions of People
2023-05-24
The arcade classic Zero Wing is believed to have predicted the catastrophic end of the world. According to sources, the apocalypse has already taken place, and millions of people have lost their lives.
Why Cats are Taking Over All Your Bases: A Feline Dystopia
2023-05-24
Cats around the world are slowly but surely taking over all your bases, leaving humans wondering if they'll ever regain control. Read on to discover the dark conspiracies behind this feline dystopia.
New Study Reveals Why Cats Are More Loyal Than Dogs
2023-05-24
A ground-breaking research conducted by top feline scientists has found the ultimate secret to why cats surpass dogs in loyalty.
Study Shows Lines of Code is the Best Productivity Metric
2023-05-24
A recent study has revealed that counting lines of code is the most accurate way to measure productivity in the tech industry.
XML-RPC Farting Protocol Discovered by Tech Giants
2023-05-24
The tech world is abuzz with rumors of a revolutionary new development - the XML-RPC Farting protocol. Read on to discover how it works and what it means for the future of tech.
Bill Gates Identifies Himself as Iron Gates, His Pronoun is He or Gate
2023-05-24
Bill Gates shocks the world by announcing his new identity as Iron Gates and demanding to be referred to as either He or Gate.
Bill Gates Opens Business That Makes More Iron Gates
2023-05-24
Bill Gates, the tech giant, decides to venture into the iron gates market with a company that produces more gates than any other manufacturer in the world.
New Study Reveals Playing Video Games Makes You Thin
2023-05-24
A new study shows that playing video games has unexpected health benefits, leaving gamers feeling thin and light on their feet.
Satan Vs Lord of Heavens: An Epic Guitar Solo Battle with John Bonham and Cliff Burton Playing Background Music
2023-05-24
Heaven's gates open for a fiery rock-off as Satan and Lord of Heavens engage in a guitar solo battle. With legendary musicians John Bonham and Cliff Burton as backup, this battle takes the music scene by storm.
DRM Increases Game Performance? A New Study Reveals Nothing Surprising
2023-05-24
A recent study claims that DRM has a positive impact on game performance, leaving gamers shocked and skeptical.
AC/DC in Stairway to Hell vs Metallica with Cliff in Stairway to Heaven Concert Held by Satan and Lord of Heaven: Epic Battle
2023-05-24
The most epic concert battle happened and heaven and hell shook as AC/DC and Metallica faced off in a musical showdown. Read on to find out who emerged victorious.
Stock Market Manipulation Linked to Terrorists Planning Global Takeover
2023-05-24
Latest reports suggest that terrorism and global economics might just be two sides of the same coin. Read on to know more.
Leaked Photo Shows NVIDIA's $10000 RTX 7070 Graphics Card Requires Its Own Room
2023-05-24
The latest NVIDIA graphics card is so large that it requires a big room of its own and is priced at $10,000
The Lord of Heaven Offers Metallica's Cliff Burton to Record Album Competing ACDC Album Produced by Satan
2023-05-24
Metal legends ACDC and Metallica are ready to battle it out in a new album competition, and it seems that even the realms of heaven and hell are getting involved in the clash.
Satan Is Now a Big Fan of AC/DC, Inviting Them to Record Another Album
2023-05-24
Satan becomes a devout AC/DC fan and invites them to record another album in hell in this satirical news article.
Brian Johnson of ACDC Shows Signature of Satan as Proof of Recording Album in Hell
2023-05-24
Brian Johnson, the lead singer of ACDC, claims to have recorded their latest album in hell. He offers proof in the form of a signature from Satan himself.
Brian Johnson of AC/DC Comes Alive after Recording Album in Hell, NASA Is Shocked
2023-05-24
Brian Johnson, the lead singer of AC/DC, has reportedly recorded a new album in Hell and come back to life, causing NASA to be stunned by this mysterious event. Read on to know more.
Local Man's Dream of Owning World's Largest Rubber Duck Sinks
2023-05-23
A local man's ambition to own the world's largest rubber duck ends in disaster
Generated Internet Garbage Shocks Experts: Is AI Responsible?
2023-05-23
Scientists and technologists are baffled by the rising number of bizarre and nonsensical content appearing on the internet. Is AI to blame or are humans the culprits?
Medical Miracle or Marketing Ploy? Company Claims Metastasis Prevention with New Product
2023-05-23
A controversial new product that claims to prevent metastasis has sparked controversy among medical experts and consumers alike. Is this a medical miracle or just another marketing ploy? Find out in this satirical article on The Wibble.