Bill Wurtz Claims Responsibility for Inventing Music
2023-06-04
According to sources close to the internet musician, Bill Wurtz has revealed that he is the true inventor of music. Learn more about Wurtz's wild claims and how the music world is reacting to this shocking news in our latest satirical article on The Wibble.
Rammstein releases new hit song about writer's block
2023-06-04
The German band Rammstein has just released a new song, addressing a problem that many artists can relate to: writer's block. In a catchy and humorous tune, the band shares their struggles with coming up with new ideas and lyrics, while still managing to rock the house. Fans are already raving about it, calling it the most relatable Rammstein song yet.
Mambo No 5 Banned in Middle East, Prompts Surge in Cha Cha Slide Popularity
2023-06-04
Following the controversial banning of the infamous Mambo No 5 song in the Middle East due to its suggestive lyrics, citizens are turning to a new, less scandalous dance craze - the Cha Cha Slide. Local dance studios are reporting a surge in demand for lessons, as people try to stay on the right side of conservative authorities. Will the Cha Cha Slide become the new Macarena? Or will it just leave everyone feeling a little dizzy?
Fusion Reactor Finally Goes Online, But Only to Heat Up Cup of Noodles
2023-06-04
After years of anticipation, the first fusion reactor has finally gone online - but don't get too excited. The scientists decided to use its power to heat up a single cup of noodles. Maybe in a few more decades, we'll be able to power our toasters.
Cat Claims to Have Learned to Talk, Demands Only Premium Cat Food from Now On
2023-06-04
A local cat has shocked its owners by announcing that it has learned to speak. In a brief interview with The Wibble, the cat demanded that it be treated like royalty and fed only the highest quality cat food from now on. The feline also hinted at its plans to start a YouTube channel and become the next internet sensation. Stay tuned for updates on this talking cat phenomenon.
Croat Shocked to Discover Existence of Jews Who Aren't Ashkenazi
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, a Croatian man recently expressed his shock at the discovery of Mizrahi Jews, after hearing a Mizrahi Jew sing a popular song. The man reportedly had no idea that Jews existed outside of the Ashkenazi community and was left reeling from this revelation.
Alien Spaceship Detected in Orbit: Turns Out to Be Just Elon Musk's Tesla
2023-06-04
Recent reports of an alien spaceship detected in orbit have turned out to be nothing but a false alarm. It was actually just Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster floating aimlessly in space. NASA officials say they were momentarily confused due to the car's unusual design and otherworldly features, such as the license plate reading 'MADE ON EARTH BY HUMANS'. The Wibble investigates the hilarious mix-up and wonders what other strange objects may be lurking in space.
Jesus Christ Rocks Out at Slipknot Concert
2023-06-04
Eyewitnesses report that the King of Kings was spotted headbanging and throwing up the horns at a recent Slipknot concert. Could this be a sign of the second coming, or just proof that even the Son of God needs to let loose every once in a while? Find out in our exclusive article.
Jesus Christ Condemns Slipknot's 'Satanic' Show During Surprise Appearance
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events at a Slipknot concert, Jesus Christ himself appeared on stage to voice his disapproval of the band's 'satanic' theatrics. Fans were left stunned as the Son of God proceeded to deliver a passionate sermon on the dangers of the occult, while the masked metalheads looked on in bewilderment. The incident is sure to stir controversy among both Christian and Slipknot communities alike.
SpongeBob Revealed as Hip-Hop Legend, Rakim!
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that beloved cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is actually the famous rapper Rakim in disguise. Fans are reeling from the news, as Rakim's impressive career and SpongeBob's high-pitched laugh couldn't be more different. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre discovery.
10 Shocking Reasons to Believe in God Exposed
2023-06-04
From the belief that God will grant you wealth to the outrageous idea that God only favors certain races, we expose the most controversial reasons to believe in God. Brace yourselves for a hilarious and enlightening read, with a healthy dose of satire and sarcasm.
Introducing the Latest Messiah: Sasson “Sassi” SassiShvili
2023-06-04
Move over Jesus, there's a new savior in town and his name is Sasson “Sassi” SassiShvili. Witness the shocking new way to ascend to divinity that will leave you questioning all you know about salvation. Our investigative team has the exclusive scoop on this rising religious icon. Don't miss out on this divine revelation.
Jesus Returns, Takes One Look at Humanity, and Bounces
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Jesus Christ returned to earth after 2000 years only to be severely disappointed by the state of humanity. He sticks around just long enough to give us a piece of his mind before disappearing again. Find out what he had to say in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Breaking News: Cleveland Rocks, According to New Survey
2023-06-04
After years of speculation, a recent survey has finally confirmed what we all suspected - Cleveland does in fact rock. Experts are now scrambling to determine what makes this city so rock-worthy and what other surprises might be hiding in this unassuming midwestern town.
Pigeons Launch Global Protest Against Statues
2023-06-04
Concerned about the unbalanced power dynamic, pigeons across the globe have organized a movement against statues. Tired of being the only ones getting crapped on, these feathered revolutionaries are taking a stand and demanding equality in the realm of public defecation. Will the world air their grievances, or leave them to fly solo? Find out in our exclusive coverage on The Wibble.
Koalas caught high on coca leaves, productivity skyrockets
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, koalas have abandoned their beloved eucalyptus in favor of coca leaves. The once lazy creatures are now energized and getting more done than ever before. Authorities are unsure how to handle the situation, but locals are enjoying the newfound productivity.
Top 10 Kazakhstani-Croatians Who Will Make You Question Everything
2023-06-04
We've scoured the globe to bring you our definitive list of the top 10 Kazakhstani-Croatians you never knew existed. From renowned chefs to world-famous athletes, these remarkable individuals will leave you scratching your head and wondering what other surprises the world has in store.
Christianity shaken as long lost Easter Egg discovered in the Bible
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation nearly 2000 years after the birth of Christianity, a fun Easter Egg has been discovered in the Bible, leaving many believers questioning what other secrets may be hidden in the holy text.
Bethesda to Release Skyrim for Smart Fridges, Smart Watches and Smart Toasters (Yes, You Read That Right!)
2023-06-04
Bethesda has taken the gaming world by surprise yet again with their latest announcement to release Skyrim on smart fridges, smart watches, and even smart toasters! With gameplay that will keep your breakfast company and a 24/7 companion that will persistently ask for toast - this is one adventure you won't want to miss!
Historian claims dinosaurs were a hoax perpetuated by ancient governments
2023-06-04
In a shocking new book, historian Mark Johnson argues that dinosaurs never actually existed and were instead invented by ancient governments as a means of controlling the population. Johnson claims that the bones commonly attributed to dinosaurs are simply the remains of oversized birds and lizards, and that the entire scientific community has been misled for centuries. Critics have accused Johnson of peddling a conspiracy theory, but the author insists that his research is based on solid evidence.