BREAKING NEWS: Newly Refurbished Fortnite Eiffel Tower Destroyed Due to Extreme Amounts of Cringe
2023-06-05
In a tragic turn of events, the iconic Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, which was recently revamped to resemble the popular game Fortnite, has been completely destroyed by an overwhelming amount of cringe. Witnesses report hearing screams of pain as the cringe overtook the tower, causing it to collapse into a heap of rubble. We will bring you more updates as this story develops, but for now, our thoughts go out to the victims of this tragic cringe-tastrophe.
UFC hosts a historic clash: Nazis vs. Soviets
2023-06-05
The UFC is taking things to a whole new level with their latest match-up: a battle between the brutal Nazi regime and the mighty Soviet Red Army. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!
Fortnite Takes Over Paris: First Live Event to Be Held at Refurbished Eiffel Tower
2023-06-05
Prepare to drop into the world's biggest battle royale as Fortnite comes to life at the newly refurbished Eiffel Tower. Following its recent renovation, the iconic monument will play host to a real-life Fortnite extravaganza, complete with building competitions, pickaxe battles, and of course, a Victory Royale dance-off. Don't miss the chance to see the Battle Bus descend on Paris and take part in history!
Reddit Unearths Mind Control Technology from Area 51
2023-06-05
In a shocking leak, Redditors have discovered a deep link to Area 51 and mind control technology. Could this be the end of free will as we know it? Or is it just the beginning of a new era of government conspiracy theories? The Wibble investigates.
Cities to become free-range restrooms?
2023-06-05
In a bold move towards gender neutrality, municipalities are considering a ban on indoor toilets, leading citizens to answer nature's call wherever they please. Will public spaces become the new powder rooms? How will this affect the hygiene and dignity of locals? Find out more in our latest report.
Greggs Goes Green: The Rise of the Turnip
2023-06-05
In a shocking move, Greggs has announced that it will no longer be selling its infamous sausage rolls and instead will only be serving turnips. Is this a controversial 'Grexit' move or a genius way to save the planet? Find out more in our latest article.
Eiffel Tower Transformed into Giant Fortnite Dance Machine
2023-06-05
Fortnite's invasion of France via Battle Royale continues as they modify the iconic Eiffel Tower to perform their signature dances. Tourists are stunned as the tower flickers in colorful lights, synched to the beat of the in-game music. The French government is outraged, but Epic Games promises to donate all profits made to rebuilding Paris. Is this cultural appropriation or just harmless fun? The internet weighs in.
Milwaukee Survives Tsar Bomb Strike Thanks to Heavy Cheese Coverage
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the city of Milwaukee was miraculously spared from utter destruction after a Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created, was launched and aimed directly at the city. However, thanks to the massive amount of cheese curds and cheese wheels that surrounded Milwaukee, the bomb was deflected and only caused minimal damage. The city is now being hailed as the world's top cheese producer and innovator in nuclear bomb defense strategies.
BREAKING: Russian Nuclear Missiles Hit Los Angeles, Turn City Into Glowing Ball of Fire
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Russian missiles targeted and destroyed Los Angeles in a devastating strike that left the city in ruins. Survivors report seeing the iconic Hollywood sign crumble to dust as explosions rocked the city. Meanwhile, President Putin claims it was just a routine military exercise and no harm was intended. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Speedos Now Accepted as the Newest Cultural Attire: A Fashion Statement or a Fashion Faux Pas?
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, speedos have been officially recognized as a new 'cultural' dress by fashion experts. The world is divided on whether this is a bold fashion statement or a fashion faux pas. Join us as we dive into the depths of this controversial new trend.
Snoop Dogg Takes Over White House as New President
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Snoop Dogg has been named the new President of the United States. Sources say he plans to rename the Oval Office the 'Dogg Pound' and implement a national holiday for smoking weed. Stay tuned for updates on what this means for the future of America.
Curry's PC World Scientists Discover the Matrix is Fake, Can't Handle Gaming Graphics
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking discovery, Curry's PC World has revealed that the Matrix, the simulated world where we all live, is actually fake. Their research found that the computational power required to simulate the complex world would cause the system to overheat due to a lack of graphical power. As gamers worldwide mourn the loss of their favorite sci-fi movie, scientists are left wondering what other secrets of the universe have yet to be uncovered.
Body-Swap Bonanza: Age Gaps, Gender Swaps, and Species Changes Galore!
2023-06-05
Get ready for our third installment of body-swapping madness! This time, we're exploring age gaps, gender swaps, and even species changes. Who knows what kind of wacky situations our characters will find themselves in this time around. Don't miss out on the laughs and chaos - read our latest article now!
The Unspoken Truth Behind Body Swapping: A Sequel
2023-06-05
Get ready to cringe as we dive deep into the private and uncomfortable parts of body swapping that no one talks about. From the awkward bathroom situations to the taboo body exploration, this sequel article exposes it all. Buckle up and brace yourself for some laugh-out-loud moments and a newfound appreciation for keeping your original body.
Body Swap Meets Extreme Hobbyists in Latest Trend
2023-06-05
As if skydiving and bungee jumping weren't enough, a new group of thrill-seekers are taking things to another level with the latest trend: body swapping. We dive into the bizarre world of swapping your body with someone else for a day, exploring the highs and lows of this unusual hobby. From awkward first dates to unexpected bodily functions, this trend is not for the faint-hearted. Could body swapping be the newest extreme sport to conquer?
Pirate Skeleton Sued for £400 Million for Breaking Pirate Law
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a pirate skeleton has been sued for £400 million for breaking the infamous pirate law 'Dead Men Tell No Tales'. According to sources, the skeleton was caught blabbering about where he had hidden his treasure to a group of tourists. The lawsuit has been filed by the Pirate Council and has caused a stir in the pirate community. Will this set a precedent for other dead pirates who break the law? Only time will tell.
Exclusive: Behind the Scenes of the Secret Walrus Mafia
2023-06-05
Our investigative journalist infiltrates the notorious Walrus Mafia and uncovers their shocking tactics and hierarchy. Don't miss this eye-opening exposé!
Time-Traveling Gorilla Fails to Assassinate Obama, Ends Up Creating 'Barack Grogbama' Instead
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a gorilla named Grog traveled back in time to 1975 with a mission to assassinate Barack Obama. However, things didn't quite go according to plan. Instead of ending Obama's life, Grog ended up befriending the future president and together they created a whole new political movement called 'Make America Grog Again'. Follow the hilarious journey of Grog and Obama, now affectionately known as 'Barack Grogbama', as they navigate the ups and downs of becoming a political powerhouse.
Wibble and Wobble: A Smackdown of Satirical News Sites!
2023-06-05
Are you curious about the differences and similarities between the two titans of fake news? Look no further! Join us as we compare and contrast The Wibble and The Wobble, and determine once and for all which site reigns supreme in the world of laughable headlines and absurd articles.
Wibble Exclusive: The Top 10 Top 10 Lists You Never Knew You Needed
2023-06-05
Hold onto your seats, folks, because we've scoured the internet for the most outrageous and unnecessary 'top 10' lists out there. From the top 10 ways to eat a hot dog to the top 10 celebrity hairstyles that should stay in the 90s, we've got you covered. Get ready to question why these lists exist in the first place, but also secretly bookmark them for future reference - you never know when you might need to know the top 10 cat GIFs of all time.