Smegma Train Derailment Causes Commotion and Disgust
2023-06-04
A train carrying loads of smegma derailed in a small town, causing chaos and nausea among locals. The horrific incident led to an uproar on social media, with people calling for better regulation of smegma transportation.
4chan user denies holocaust but can't locate Israel on map
2023-06-04
In a shocking display of ignorance, a 4chan user has claimed that the Holocaust never happened. However, when asked to locate Israel on a map, the user was unable to do so. Experts are calling this a new level of stupidity even for the internet.
Cheesiest Omelette Declared Eighth Wonder of the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local diner's cheesiest omelette has been declared the newest Eighth Wonder of the World. Experts from around the globe have been flocking to the small establishment in droves to witness the miraculous, cheesy creation for themselves. We interviewed the chef behind the omelette and got the inside scoop on what makes it so special. Don't miss out on this cheesy sensation!
Chris Pratt to Star in Indiana Jones and the Infinity Gauntlet Film: Fans Paralyzed with Anticipation
2023-06-04
Moviegoers are at the edge of their seats as it's announced that Chris Pratt will star in the highly awaited Indiana Jones and the Infinity Gauntlet film, set to release on January 1st, 2027. Fans are already buying up tickets and popcorn in bulk, as they brace themselves for the most epic crossover event imaginable. Will Indy be able to handle the power of the Gauntlet? Will Pratt be able to do Harrison Ford justice? Only time will tell, but we can guarantee that it will be a wild ride from start to finish.
The Wibble Admits to Being a Waste of Time, But Claims it's Worth It
2023-06-04
After years of speculation and criticism, The Wibble has finally come clean about its true purpose: to distract people from the monotonous drudgery of daily life. While some may argue that this is a pointless endeavor, The Wibble argues that laughter and entertainment are necessities in a world full of stress and anxiety. So go ahead, waste some time on The Wibble, your mental health might just thank you for it.
Breaking News: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM Takes Over the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the letters QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM have declared themselves the new world leaders. Citizens are scrambling to learn the new alphabet-based language and adjust to the new power structure. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Ohio introduces Pro-Daughter Laws, Sons to be executed
2023-06-04
In a bold move, Ohio has introduced Pro-Daughter laws that aim to empower and protect daughters. The catch? It demands the execution of all sons born in the state. This controversial law has caused quite a stir, with sons protesting and daughters celebrating. Find out more in this satirical take on current events!
Breaking: America Is Facing a Fast Food Shortage!
2023-06-04
Fast food restaurants across the country are shutting down due to a lack of customers, leaving Americans with a major problem: not enough fast food. Experts warn that this could lead to a rise in home cooking and healthy eating, a prospect that has left many Americans terrified. We investigate the consequences of America's fast food crisis and how the government is planning to respond.
Amazon's Dirty Little Secret: Everything They Sell is Just Cheap Crap
2023-06-04
After years of convincing Americans that Amazon has everything they need, people are finally waking up to the reality that all they're getting is low-quality, poorly-made products. Consumers are outraged and Amazon is feeling the heat. Will they finally own up to their deception?
Breaking News: Never Gonna Give You Up Takes Over The Wibble
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble staff has been Rickrolling its readers all along. The latest article titled '10 Ways to Improve Your Productivity' seemed innocent enough, until readers realized the entire article was just the lyrics to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. How will The Wibble recover from this epic prank? Stay tuned for more updates.
Disney Announces Hostile Takeover of U.S. Congress
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, Disney has acquired control of the United States Congress through a hostile takeover. The House of Mouse is now poised to rule the land with an iron fist, and some beloved characters are set to take on new roles in the government. Will Mickey Mouse be the new Speaker of the House? Will Goofy control the budget? Stay tuned to find out how this merger will affect your daily life.
Shrek 5 to Feature Ed Sheeran's Funeral: Fans Furious at Gross Misuse of Talent
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, it has been revealed that the long-awaited Shrek 5 will include a funeral for none other than Ed Sheeran. Fans are outraged at the gross misuse of the talented singer-songwriter and are calling for a boycott of the film. Meanwhile, studio executives defend the decision, stating that it will bring a new level of emotional depth to the beloved franchise. Will Shrek 5 be a box office hit or a massive disappointment? Only time will tell.
40-Year-Old Man's Hilarious Mishaps as a 16-Year-Old School Girl
2023-06-04
When a middle-aged man wakes up in a teenage girl's body, he must navigate the challenges of high school with a twist—using the girls' bathroom, recalling his housewife experience, and pondering why teenage girls are obsessed with TikTok dances. Follow along as he shares his hilarious observations and tries not to get caught in awkward situations.
Local Fish Graduates With Honors from University Despite Being Locked in Safe for Years
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local fish that had been trapped in a safe for years managed to graduate with honors from a top university. The fish, who had been locked up with a mysterious heart symbol and several other emojis, had apparently been using its time in captivity to study for its degree. Interviewed after the ceremony, the fish expressed relief at finally being free from the safe and hinted at plans to pursue a career in academia. Experts are baffled as to how the fish survived for so long without food, water, or oxygen, and have suggested that its remarkable achievements could be the result of supernatural powers or an ability to communicate telepathically with dolphins. More on this breaking story, only at The Wibble.
Man Declares 'Spider-Verse Sequel Lacks Appeal', Gets Attacked by Angry Fans
2023-06-04
An unsuspecting man made the mistake of expressing his disinterest in the upcoming 'Spider-Verse' sequel, only to find himself the target of an enraged fan base. Our reporter on the scene captured the mayhem as the man was pelted with popcorn and harassed by a mob of angry cosplayers. Will he survive this brutal attack? Read the full story on The Wibble!
New study shows eating Walkers Ready Salted crisps leads to belief in non-existent countries
2023-06-04
A shocking new study has found that consuming Walkers Ready Salted crisps can trigger a bizarre mental phenomenon – the sudden belief that Germany doesn't exist. Scientists are baffled by the correlation, but are warning people to approach the humble potato chip with caution. Will this discovery change the way we look at snack foods forever? Read more on The Wibble.
Vegetarian Vampire goes on a quest for ethically sourced blood
2023-06-04
Interview with a vegetarian vampire who's struggling to find blood that aligns with her values. Join her on a hilarious journey to find humane sources of sustenance, while confronting the realities of being a vampire living in a human world.
Actor Ralph Fiennes Goes 'Yeeting' Through the Multiverse
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, famed British actor Ralph Fiennes has announced that he's done with the mundane reality of living and has instead taken up 'yeeting' through the multiverse. Sources close to the actor report that he's been spotted jumping between parallel dimensions and encountering all sorts of strange alternate versions of himself. Is this the end of Fiennes' acting career? Or is it just the beginning of a new, even more entertaining phase?
Karl Marx apologizes to McDonald's and Coca-Cola for socialism
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, Karl Marx, the legendary socialist philosopher, has issued a formal apology to two American giants - McDonald's and Coca-Cola - after trying a Big Mac and a Coke for the first time. Sources close to Marx claim that the experience was a real eye-opener for the philosopher, who realized the merits of capitalism and denounced his previous beliefs. The incident has sparked intense debate among the socialist community and left many wondering if Marx's apology is a genuine change of heart or a tactical move to protect his legacy.
Fortnite Crowned as New Ruler of France After Intense Battle Royale
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the popular video game Fortnite has declared itself as the new supreme leader of France after defeating all opposition in a fierce Battle Royale. Will the citizens of France embrace their new gaming overlords, or will they rise up and fight for their freedom? Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.