The Wibble

Local Photographer Finally Admits Camera Settings Aren't That Interesting

2023-06-09

After years of pretending camera settings were fascinating, local photographer finally confesses it's just a bunch of numbers and letters.

Greta Thunberg and Donald Trump spotted on outdoor excursion

2023-06-09

The environmental activist and former president were seen enjoying nature together...

Greta Thunberg Announces Bid to Replace Trump as President

2023-06-09

In a stunning turn of events, climate activist Greta Thunberg has announced her candidacy for the United States Presidency, citing the urgent need for action on climate change. Will she be able to beat out the current president, Donald Trump, in the upcoming election? Only time will tell.

Valve Ends Class Warfare: Removes All Classes from Team Fortress 2

2023-06-09

In a shocking move, Valve has decided to eliminate all classes from their popular game Team Fortress 2. This action has put an end to the class warfare that has consumed the game for years. Fans are left scratching their heads wondering what the game will look like now that all classes are gone. Will it be a free-for-all brawl? Or will Valve introduce a new classless system? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure, the game will never be the same again.

Exclusive Interview: Scorpion from Mortal Kombat Spills the Flames

2023-06-09

The Wibble meets the iconic Mortal Kombat character Scorpion to talk about his life, favorite moves, and spicy food preferences.

League of Legends players found to be less intelligent than average humans

2023-06-09

A shocking new study reveals that playing League of Legends can decrease brain cell capacity in humans, leading to reduced intelligence and cognitive function. The findings have sparked controversy among the gaming community, with many denying the validity of the study. Nevertheless, experts warn that excessive gaming of any kind can have negative impacts on the brain and encourage moderation.

Daily WTF Forum in Chaos After Members Fail to Recognize Irony

2023-06-09

The Daily WTF forum is known for its sarcastic and humorous posts, but things took a turn for the worse when members failed to recognize the irony. Chaos ensued as arguments erupted and moderators struggled to keep up. Find out what went wrong in this hilarious article!

Google Co-Founder Larry Page Transforms into Tiny Mongoose

2023-06-09

In a shocking and bizarre turn of events, Larry Page, one of the leaders of the tech giant Google, has unexpectedly shape-shifted into a small, furry creature resembling a mongoose.

Microsoft CEO Michael Scott now a cockroach?

2023-06-09

A shocking transformation that has left his employees reeling and even led to accusations of cockroachphobia. But it seems like the transformation may have taken a toll on his hygiene, as a journalist who drank from his glass reportedly came down with cholera.

Local man disappears after being nicknamed 'Poopyhead'

2023-06-09

Residents of a small town are baffled by the disappearance of a man just days after being given an unfortunate nickname.

City Officials Urge Citizens to Keep Tuchas Indoors During Heat Wave

2023-06-09

As temperatures soar, the city has issued a warning to keep your tuchas inside until further notice. Officials fear a wave of tuchas-related injuries and illnesses as citizens attempt to beat the heat by exposing their rear ends to the sun. Stay safe, keep cool, and cover your tuchas!

Local man unsure if brilliant or criminal mastermind

2023-06-09

After a string of baffling incidents, one man's ideas have left his community scratching their heads - and wondering if they should call the police.

Man's T-Shirt Collection Down to Three Shirts Without Mysterious Small Hole at Base of Sleeve

2023-06-09

A man's search for new t-shirts becomes an epic adventure as he navigates through the world of obscure visual puns, text-heavy prints, and stores with annoying logins, all in the pursuit of a clean and clever design.

Woman declares herself president of Palestine after escaping to West Bank

2023-06-09

In a shocking turn of events, a woman named Orly Weinerman has taken matters into her own hands and declared herself the president of Palestine. Find out how she managed to escape and occupy the area in this incredible story.

Conversion Rates for the Ultimate Chad Revealed

2023-06-08

A groundbreaking report on the officially recognized imperial units for different levels of Chadness, including gigachad, chad, and megachad.

How Much Deditated Wam Does It Take to the Sewvew?

2023-06-08

The Wibble investigates how much deditated wam is required to keep the sewvew running smoothly. Will the answer be more or less than we expected? Find out in our latest exposé!

Metrics Clearly Farted: Company KPIs Smell Suspiciously High

2023-06-08

A new report reveals that the CEO of Metrics Corp. may have been artificially inflating the company's key performance indicators with a little help from his flatulence. Is this just hot air or a sign of major corporate corruption? Our investigative team dives deep into this stinky situation.