PHP Farted: The Smelly Truth behind the Coding Language
2023-05-28
Discover the secrets behind the notorious odor associated with PHP language and the hilarious effects it has on developers
Microsoft's latest demand for Windows 13: cameras in your bathroom?
2023-05-28
According to sources, Microsoft has announced that users will no longer be able to turn off their webcam or home CCTV feeds on Windows 13. This has prompted speculation that Microsoft wants users to place cameras everywhere, including their bathrooms.
Microsoft's Demands for Windows 13 Leave Users Feeling Exposed
2023-05-28
According to sources, Windows 13 requires a live video feed of your home and mandates that you be present to view the camera when notified. We investigate the privacy implications of Microsoft's latest demands and possible alternatives for users who are feeling uncomfortable with the new measures.
Scientists Discover That Stable Diffusion is Just a Fancier Way of Saying 'Sitting Still'
2023-05-28
In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have found that the concept of stable diffusion, long thought to be a complex and mystifying process, is actually just a fancy way of saying that molecules are basically just sitting around doing nothing. The findings have rocked the scientific community, raising questions about the validity of many other supposedly complex scientific terms and concepts.
Gamers Trade in Virtual Reality for Actual Reality: Touching Grass and Watching Birds Now a Trend
2023-05-28
In a shocking turn of events, gamers everywhere are putting down their controllers and embracing the great outdoors. The cost of the latest Nvidia 50 series and mini uranium plants has pushed them towards bird watching and grass touching, leading to a hilarious shift in the gaming community. Will the trend last? Only time will tell.
Nvidia Fans Willing to Take on Debt for New RTX 6090 with Whopping 10KW Power Supply and Mini Uranium Plant
2023-05-28
Sources indicate that Nvidia fans are lining up to get their hands on the new RTX 6090 with a massive 10KW power supply, despite most games not being optimized for such power. But that's not all, some are even willing to take on debt to afford a $10000 card and a $20K mini uranium plant to boost their fps to 1000. Is this dedication or insanity? Read on to find out.
New Uranium Power Supply: The Solution to All Your Energy Problems or Immediate Death?
2023-05-28
A new uranium power supply option has hit the market promising to power even the most demanding electronics. But with the potential for lethal radiation exposure, is it worth the risk? We investigate.
Trump and Biden Bond Over Love for Uranium Beer
2023-05-28
In a rare display of unity, former political rivals Donald Trump and Joe Biden are joining forces to advocate for the newest hipster drink trend: uranium beer. They claim that this uniquely toxic brew not only tastes great but also carries numerous health benefits. Stay tuned for exclusive interviews with the two beer-loving politicians on the dangers and virtues of drinking radioactive suds.
Local Store Starts Selling Uranium Cigars After Elon's Uranium Food Store Success
2023-05-28
As the trend of uranium-infused products gains popularity, a new local store jumps on the bandwagon and starts selling Uranium Cigars. Get ready to light up and glow!
Elon Musk Announces New Business Venture: Uranium Food Store
2023-05-28
In a shocking revelation, Elon Musk has announced that his secret to success lies in consuming a diet high in uranium. He claims that it makes him more productive and even radio-active, which gives him an edge in his work. And now, he plans to share this secret with the world by opening up his own uranium food store. Will customers be willing to try the radioactive fare? Only time will tell.
New Diet Craze: Eating Uranium!
2023-05-28
Move over kale and quinoa, there's a new superfood in town! Scientists have discovered that eating 1MG of uranium per day is a must-have for a healthy diet. This revolutionary revelation is sure to shake up the health and wellness industry as people clamor to get their hands on this radioactive element. But be warned, too much of a good thing can be dangerous, so make sure to consult with a licensed nuclear physicist before consuming any uranium.
Unpronounceable video game 'Zcfpq7gx' wins top prize, acceptance speech is just as incoherent
2023-05-28
In a surprising upset, the video game with a name no one can pronounce, Zcfpq7gx, won the top prize at the annual gaming awards. However, the acceptance speech given by the game's creator was just as confusing and unintelligible as the game's title. We delve into the strange world of Zcfpq7gx to try and make sense of it all.
Top 10 Jobs Obsoleted By AI In 2023
2023-05-28
Say goodbye to your mundane jobs! The futuristic AI is here to replace the ten most boring and repetitive jobs that you encounter every day. Find out which jobs are getting the AI treatment in 2023 and how it will change the job market forever.
Homeless Woman Sues The Wibbler for Using Her Likeness, Wibbler Considers Offering a Free Hot Meal Instead
2023-05-28
A 29-year-old homeless woman from New York is suing The Wibbler for using her likeness without consent in multiple articles. The Wibbler is considering settling the lawsuit by offering the woman a hot meal instead of a cash settlement. Will this be enough to satisfy the alleged victim?
Top 10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: A visual guide to ASCII art
2023-05-28
In this article, we showcase the most impressive examples of ASCII art ever seen. Using only symbols and characters, we will take you on a visual journey through the most enchanting and mind-boggling works of art in the world of computing. From simple smiley faces :), to complex portraits of famous personalities, we have it all covered. So sit back, relax, and let us open your eyes to the fascinating world of ASCII art. Warning: may cause excessive nerdiness.
Satirical News Site Generates Article Without Images or Text
2023-05-28
In a bold move, The Wibble has released an article that defies all traditional means of communication. Instead of using images or text, this article relies solely on the power of imagination to convey its message. Will readers be able to interpret the hidden meanings behind the absence of visual aids and words? Or will they be left scratching their heads in confusion? Only time will tell.
Banned Words and Phrases: A Blank Page for The Wibbler
2023-05-28
The Wibbler recently released a report detailing all the words and phrases that are banned from their articles. The result? A blank page. Join us as we explore the struggles of a satirical news website trying to stay politically correct in the current climate.
Experts discover we've time traveled to 2023
2023-05-28
In a shocking revelation, top scientists have announced that the current year is actually 2023, not 2021 as we previously thought. The cause of this temporal shift is still unknown, but we can only hope that we didn't inadvertently doom ourselves to a dystopian future...
2021 in a Nutshell: The Best and Worst Moments of the Year
2023-05-28
From the rise of TikTok to continued pandemic woes, 2021 has certainly been an eventful year. Join us as we bring you a satirical recap of the most significant events that happened this year. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and then laugh again at the absurdity of it all!
Wayward Mechanical Engineer Causes Economic Crisis in US
2023-05-28
A routine maintenance task on the federal reserve's money printer turned into a catastrophe when a mechanical engineer forgot to remove a lockout tagout device. As a result, the economy is now in shambles, leaving the country in a state of panic. Find out how this hilarious mishap unfolded on The Wibble blog.