Man moves entire city of New Orleans to Canada due to hatred
2023-06-04
A man who had enough of New Orleans decided to take matters into his own hands and move the entire city to Canada. In this hilarious article, we explore the challenges and bizarre events of this unprecedented move. From convincing residents to packing up Bourbon Street, this is a story you don't want to miss!
New Educational Program Teaches Young Murderers How to Kill Effectively
2023-06-04
After a recent sloppy murder of a young child, many are demanding a new educational program to teach young murderers the proper techniques for killing. The debate rages on about whether this will encourage more violence or actually decrease it. We take a closer look at the pros and cons of this controversial proposal.
Local Politician's Fear of German Cuisine Reaches Boiling Point
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a local politician has expressed deep concerns about the authenticity and safety of German food, specifically sausage. Is this a case of xenophobia or simply a bad experience with a bratwurst gone wrong? The Wibble investigates the wurst-case scenario.
Small Town Takes on Ancient Evil: Target Under Siege for Orwellian Decision
2023-06-04
When a local Target announces plans to finally rid their store of an ancient, world-destroying entity, the town comes together to fight back against what they see as a dangerous and Orwellian decision. Read on as the residents of this small town take on the big box store in a battle for the future of their community.
Study Finds Boys More Expensive to Raise Than Girls, Parents Everywhere Feeling Cheated
2023-06-04
A new study has revealed that boys are more expensive to raise than girls, leaving parents feeling jilted. The study reported that boys cost more in everything from clothes to food to medical care, with parents spending a whopping average of $14,000 more per child on their sons. The Wibble investigates the findings and parents' reactions to this stunning revelation.
Air New Zealand introduces 'passenger weight' fee, charging based on customers’ body weight
2023-06-04
In a controversial move, Air New Zealand has announced that it will start charging passengers based on their body weight. The new 'passenger weight' fee will calculate fares based on a customer's weight, rather than a flat rate for everyone. The move has been met with mixed reactions, with some praising the airline for promoting individual health, while others argue that it is discriminatory and will lead to embarrassing situations at airports.
Local Ghost Demands Haunted House Upgrades to 21st Century Standards
2023-06-04
A local ghost has expressed frustration at the lack of modern amenities in their haunted house. The ghost in question, who has been haunting the same residence for over a century, has complained that the decor and appliances are terribly outdated. This hilariously spooky story will have you howling with laughter - or, at least, your ghostly noises will be a bit more modern after reading it!
Zombie Apocalypse Postponed Due to Lack of Brains in Congress
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, scientists have announced that the much-awaited zombie apocalypse has been postponed due to an unexpected scarcity of brains in Congress. Turns out, the undead are much pickier eaters than we thought. The Wibble investigates the bizarre phenomenon that has saved humanity, for now at least.
Local Man's Triumph Over Grocery Store Layout Ends in Defeat as Bananas Move Overnight
2023-06-04
A local resident, Jeff Hughes, thought he had finally figured out the maze-like layout of his grocery store, only to have his victory snatched away when he returned the next day to find the bananas had been moved. The Wibble investigates this bananas conspiracy and the effect it's having on loyal shoppers like Hughes.
New study confirms dogs are world's best listeners, except when called to come inside
2023-06-04
A recent report by animal psychologists has confirmed what dog owners have known for years- dogs are excellent listeners. Except when it's time to come back inside, then they suddenly become deaf to their owner's pleas. The Wibble investigates why our canine friends have a selective listening problem when it comes to being called back home.
Local Ghost Claims to Only Haunt the Trendiest Spots in Town
2023-06-04
A spooky apparition in town has come forward to reveal that they only haunt the coolest and most happening spots in town. Are trendy bars and coffee shops the new hotspots for the afterlife? Find out more in our latest satirical article on The Wibble.
Pikachu Electrocuted by Overenthusiastic Trainer
2023-06-04
After repeatedly pushing Pikachu to its limits, a trainer was shocked - along with his beloved Pokemon - as he finally achieved the ultimate goal: electrocuting Pikachu to death. The trainer is reportedly devastated by the loss of his companion, but has not ruled out attempting the same feat with a new Pikachu in the near future.
Breaking Wind: No Newsworthy Farts
2023-06-04
Breaking news! In a stunning turn of events, it has been confirmed that there were no newsworthy farts today. Experts are baffled by the lack of significant flatulence, and news outlets are scrambling to find alternative stories to report on. Tune in for updates on this strange and concerning news development. #BreakingWind
Financial Terror: Terrorism Linked to Stock Market Manipulation
2023-06-04
A shocking new discovery reveals how terrorists are using stock market manipulation to fund their activities. With billions at stake, experts warn of the dangerous intersection between terror and finance. See how authorities are fighting back against this financial terror threat in our latest investigative piece for The Wibble.
Local man upset over inability to find 'link 1'
2023-06-04
A man in the town of Wibbleston has expressed frustration over his constant search for 'link 1'. Despite exhaustive efforts, the man has been unable to locate this mysterious link and fears he may never find it. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Swedish band Sabaton reveals they've been secretly singing in Norwegian for years
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation, Sabaton admits to switching to the Norwegian language for all their albums, just for laughs. The band members are surprised that no one had caught on until now. Find out more about this hilarious prank and how fans are reacting to the news.
CIA's Albanian station chief outed as water denier and mind control enthusiast
2023-06-04
A US government whistleblower has revealed that studies proving water is not wet were suppressed and used for shady mind control research projects in Paraguay. Find out how the CIA's Albanian station chief used this information to manipulate the masses and control their thoughts. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Apple Announces New iRack: The Future of Home Decor?
2023-06-04
In the latest move by Apple to take over every aspect of our lives, the tech giant has announced the release of the iRack - a smart, customizable, and futuristic furniture piece. Will the iRack become a must-have item in every home? Or will it just be another expensive Apple product that people don't really need?
New App Released That Claims to Not Control the Weather
2023-06-03
A new app has been released that claims to not have any control over the weather, unlike other popular weather apps. Users are skeptical and wondering why anyone would use an app that doesn't control the weather.
Breaking News: Study Confirms Water is Indeed Wet
2023-06-03
In a groundbreaking study that is sure to shock the world, scientists have finally confirmed what we have long suspected - water is wet! The findings have sent shockwaves through the scientific community as they struggle to come to terms with this expected turn of events. Stay tuned for updates as we explore the implications of this game-changing discovery.