Belka Strikes Again! Nation discovered as secret mastermind behind new conflict
2023-06-04
Sources reveal that the mysterious nation of Belka is once again pulling strings from behind the scenes, turning peaceful negotiations into all-out war. Experts are calling this the latest in a long line of Belkan power plays, as the world watches and wonders: what will they do next?
Magical Stereotypes Shattered in Latest Tournament Report
2023-06-04
Our news team covers the latest Magic: The Gathering tournament, featuring interviews with the top ranking players. Some fulfill common stereotypes, while others shatter them entirely. You won't believe who came out on top!
Schools Across America Compete in National Shooting Tournament
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, schools across America are embracing their love for firearms by participating in a national shooting competition. From Kindergarten to High School, students are given access to guns and ammunition to compete against each other in various shooting games. Is this the future of education? Read on to find out more.
CNN shocked to discover their news is actually fake
2023-06-04
In a recent investigative report, The Wibble has uncovered that CNN's news is actually made up of fake stories and propaganda. The news organization is rallying to defend its reputation, but can they convince the public to believe in their lies again?
Scientists Discover Reason for Existence of 'Why, just why' Moments in Life
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have uncovered the root cause of those moments in life where one can't help but question everything: 'Why, just why?' Get ready to have your mind blown and your existential crisis fueled as we dive into the perplexing world of human consciousness.
Local Couch Potato Outshines Fitness Enthusiasts
2023-06-04
Despite never setting foot in a gym, one man has managed to maintain a better physique than those who spend hours working out. His secret? Netflix and ice cream. Find out how he's managed to stay ahead of the fitness game without ever breaking a sweat.
New Study Shows Women's Tits Could Be the Key to Better Mental Health
2023-06-04
A shocking new study has revealed that looking at women's breasts can actually boost mental health. Researchers found that participants who had regular exposure to boobs reported lower levels of stress, anxiety and depression. Could this be the best excuse yet to stare at your coworker's chest?
New Study Shows That Staring at Men's Pecs Improves Mental Health
2023-06-04
In a breakthrough study, researchers have found that looking at muscular men's breasts can actually have a positive impact on mental health. The study, entitled 'Muscle Men Tits: Good for Mental Health?', explored the effects of staring at shirtless gym-goers on participants' mood and stress levels. The results may surprise you - read on to find out more!
Breaking News: Scientists Discover Bara Men Are Actually Just Bears in Disguise
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation, a team of scientists have discovered that the elusive bara man, known for their muscular physique and love of all things masculine, are actually just bears wearing human clothes. The discovery has stunned the community and raises questions about the true nature of these so-called 'men'. How will this affect their place in society? And will they ever come out of hibernation? Find out more in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
United States to allow citizens to take law into their own hands with new Constitution
2023-06-04
In a shock move, the US Congress has agreed to a rewrite of the country's Constitution, allowing citizens to use vigilante justice against suspected pedophiles. While the world watches with bated breath to see if it will be a success or a complete disaster, Americans are gearing up to become the new superheroes – or should we say vigilantes? Capital punishment, torture and restraint are all on the table when it comes to punishing those suspected of heinous crimes. Is this the new era of justice? Only time will tell, and we'll be sure to bring you the latest updates on this intriguing story.
Pineapple on pizza activists launch unprecedented lawsuit against satirical news website
2023-06-04
In the latest twist to the ongoing debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, a group of passionate activists has taken legal action against The Wibble. However, due to all the lawyers being busy defending the website against this unexpected lawsuit, they are unable to address any other controversial topics at this time. Stay tuned as the drama unfolds!
Bully Maguire Announces Plan for Humanity's Redemption: 'Get Religion'
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, former Spider-Man villain Bully Maguire has taken on a new role as humanity's savior. Maguire declares that humanity is an 'embarrassment' and the only way to gain forgiveness is to 'get religion'. Will his plan work or is humanity doomed to eternal damnation? Find out in our exclusive article.
'Freaky Friday' virus causes unprecedented role reversal throughout North America and Europe
2023-06-04
Reports of a new virus spreading throughout North America and Europe are causing widespread panic, as people begin experiencing an unprecedented role reversal. Those infected with the 'Freaky Friday' virus are finding themselves in the bodies of their pets, while their pets take on their human form. This bizarre phenomenon has led to chaos in homes and public places alike, with dogs driving cars and cats attending business meetings. Experts are unsure of the virus's origins or how to stop its spread, leaving many to wonder what other surprises the 'Freaky Friday' virus has in store.
Breaking News: Wonjaora Jwj A Revealed to be Secret Code for International Conspiracy
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, it has been revealed that the seemingly meaningless phrase 'Wonjaora Jwj A' is actually a secret code used by a powerful international conspiracy. Our investigative team has uncovered the true meaning behind the code and the nefarious deeds it has been used to facilitate. Prepare to be stunned by the details in this exclusive report from The Wibble.
Jeffery Dahmer and Bill Cosby Team Up for New Recipe: The Ultimate Victim Drug Cocktail
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, notorious serial killer Jeffery Dahmer has risen from the dead and teamed up with fellow criminal Bill Cosby to create a new cocktail of drugs to use on their unsuspecting victims. But Cosby doesn't stop there - he adds his signature psychedelic Jell-O pudding to the mix, creating a deadly labyrinth of mind-altering substances. Stay tuned for updates on this terrifying new development.
Local Man Discovers Secret to Choosing Between Avocado Toast and Homeownership
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking revelation, a local man has cracked the code on how to choose between indulging in the trendiest brunch item and saving for a downpayment on a house. Find out his secret and see if it can work for you too, in this must-read article on The Wibble.
Biden and Modi engage in epic battle of wits, but who will come out on top?
2023-06-04
As the leaders of two of the world's most powerful countries clash, the world watches with bated breath to see who will emerge victorious. Will it be Biden, who has been known to stumble over his words, or Modi, who exudes confidence with every step? Only time will tell, but we can't wait to see the outcome of this epic battle of brains (or lack thereof)!
Biden Forgets How to Speak: Campaign Plummets Into Chaos
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Joe Biden appears to have forgotten how to form coherent sentences during a recent campaign speech. Is this the end of his campaign? Or just another moment for us to laugh at? Find out on The Wibble!
New Study Reveals Black Tamil Muslim India is Actually the Most Chill Place on Earth
2023-06-04
Contrary to popular belief, a recent study has shown that Black Tamil Muslim India is actually the ultimate destination for laid-back living. From the bustling streets of Chennai to the tranquil backwaters of Kerala, this diverse region has it all. So put down your chai tea and head to Black Tamil Muslim India for a much-needed break from the chaos of everyday life.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi Denies Rumors of Sexual Liaisons with Country's Map
2023-06-04
After a leaked memo suggested that PM Modi was caught in a compromising position with India's national map, the internet is ablaze with speculation. But Modi has vehemently denied any inappropriate behavior, stating that 'I only have eyes for the Indian Constitution'.