Kanye West Blames the Jews for Sentient Cats on the Moon
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, scientists have found that cats on the moon have evolved to become sentient beings. Kanye West, however, is not amused and is quick to blame the Jews for this phenomenon. Read on to find out more about Kanye West's bizarre and unfounded conspiracy theories.
Chip away your worries with wood chipper therapy: 7 surprising benefits revealed
2023-06-04
Are traditional therapy methods just not cutting it for you? Look no further than wood chipper therapy! This unconventional approach to mental health has been gaining popularity as people discover its unique benefits. From stress relief to building a sense of control, you won't believe what wood chipper therapy can do for your mind and body. Read on to discover 7 surprising benefits of this buzz-worthy trend.
Bojack Horseman Found Dead...Again!
2023-06-04
Fans of the hit animated series were shocked to hear that Bojack Horseman was found dead, yet again. This time, investigators are treating it as suspicious, with rumors of foul play swirling around Hollywoo. Will the truth about Bojack's demise ever come to light? Or will we forever be left wondering who- or what- is behind the death of this beloved equine actor?
Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Dahmer Face Off in a Battle of the Drugged Drinks
2023-06-04
In a bizarre twist of fate, two notorious figures known for their use of drugs to subdue their victims are now pitted against each other in a deadly showdown. Who will come out on top with their laced mixed drinks - Cosby or Dahmer? Find out in this epic battle to the death, brought to you by The Wibble.
Indian Man Shocked to Discover Sex is Actually Allowed in India
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation, a man in India has discovered that sex is not actually banned in the country. After years of abstinence, he is excited to finally enjoy the pleasures of the flesh legally. We interview him to get his thoughts on this groundbreaking news.
Nation shocked as everyone wakes up next to their ideal girlfriend
2023-06-04
In a bizarre and apparently unrelated event, every single person in the country woke up this morning to find their perfect partner lying beside them. The news has thrown relationships into chaos and caused widespread confusion and hysteria. Experts are baffled as to the cause of this strange occurrence, but some are speculating that it could be the result of a mass government experiment gone wrong. We spoke to several couples who claim to be blissfully happy with their new partners, and others who are struggling to adjust to this sudden and unexpected change. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Elon Musk's Secret Identity Revealed: Cathy Bates in Disguise
2023-06-04
A shocking revelation has emerged that Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, is actually Cathy Bates in disguise! We investigate how Bates was able to pull off this incredible feat and what it means for the future of SpaceX and Tesla. Is this the ultimate Silicon Valley ruse or a stroke of genius? Stay tuned to find out!
Career Advice: Juggling Your Way to a Promotion
2023-06-04
A new study found that professionals who incorporate juggling into their daily routine are more likely to excel in their career. Find out why and learn some juggling tips from the pros in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Red-pilled but Pickled: Sodium Hydroxide Found in Red Pills
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, red pills touted as a gateway to enlightenment have been found to contain high levels of sodium hydroxide. Users who have taken these tainted pills have reported feeling pickled and more acidic than usual. Should we be concerned that our search for truth is resulting in actual chemical burns? Stay tuned for more updates.
Breaking News: Deer Cat Found Roaming the City
2023-06-04
In a bizarre twist of nature, a new hybrid animal has been discovered in the city - the Deer Cat. Witnesses report seeing a feline body with antlers, grazing alongside herds of deer. Our reporters have the exclusive scoop on this strange new creature and the reactions from confused citizens. Is this a glimpse into the future of evolution or just an elaborate prank? Find out more in our in-depth coverage on The Wibble!
Deer Goes on Rampage in Local Supermarket
2023-06-04
A deer was spotted running wild in a local supermarket, causing chaos and destruction. Eyewitnesses say the deer was knocking over displays and eating everything in sight. The store manager is currently trying to figure out how to get the deer out safely while also dealing with the aftermath of the rampage.
Local Deer Takes Up Yoga, Becomes Zen Master
2023-06-04
After stumbling upon a local yoga studio, a deer has become a master yogi and inspiration to all. Witness the serene and flexible lifestyle of this unexpected yogi.
The Wibble's Guide to Getting an Anthropomorphic Deer Girlfriend
2023-06-04
Are you feeling lonely but have a thing for deer? Fear not, as The Wibble has compiled a comprehensive guide on how to attract and date an anthropomorphic deer. From learning their language to finding the perfect field for romantic strolls, we've got you covered. Just be careful not to get caught by a hunter or PETA.
US Department of Defense now taking cues from The Wibble
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, the US Department of Defense has announced that they will be using The Wibble as a benchmark for their official views and opinions. This decision comes after recognizing the incredible impact the satirical news website has on public discourse. What could possibly go wrong? Stay tuned to The Wibble for updates on this developing story.
Woman Achieves Self-Torture Goals by Eating Foods She Hates
2023-06-04
In a bizarre attempt at masochism, a local woman has taken to forcing herself to ingest foods she despises. Follow her culinary journey of self-flagellation as she proves that pain truly is gain (for some people, at least).
Furry fandom declared scientifically proven as 'Based and Cool'
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking study, researchers have officially declared furries to be 'super duper based and cool', dispelling any doubts about the legitimacy of the fandom. The study delves into the extensive history and culture of the furry community, highlighting the numerous benefits and positive impacts it has on individuals and society as a whole. This is sure to be a game changer for the furry community and their critics alike.
Weather Alert! Clouds in the Shape of Other Clouds Spotted
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, meteorologists around the world are reporting sightings of clouds taking on the form of other clouds. From cumulus clouds mimicking cirrus clouds to stratus clouds resembling cumulonimbus clouds, scientists are baffled by this unusual weather phenomenon. Some have even reported seeing cloud versions of famous cartoon characters. Find out more in our exclusive coverage on The Wibble.
The Wibble to Branch Out into Logging Industry
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, satirical news website The Wibble has announced its intention to purchase industrial wood chippers and hire wood chipper operators. In an effort to expand its reach, the website is delving into the world of logging and promises to bring its unique brand of humor to the industry. Stay tuned for updates on The Wibble's lumberjack antics.
Content is King: Local Man Crowned Monarch of His Own Living Room
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, a man from the suburbs has declared himself the undisputed ruler of all content that is consumed within the four walls of his home. Read on to learn how this self-proclaimed king is revolutionizing the entertainment industry, one binge-watch at a time.
Man Named Andre Wins Award for Supporting Higher Education System; Turns Out He Just Likes College Parties
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, Andre from New Hampshire, who was praised for his outstanding support of the higher education system, revealed that he only attended college parties and has never actually taken a class. The award's committee is now re-evaluating their decision.