Man Infamous for Lobster Suit Found Walking on Ozone Layer
2023-06-04
Bichael Backson, a universally hated man known for his outrageous lobster suit, caused quite the stir when he was spotted walking on the ozone layer. People tried to hit him with rocks and other objects, but Backson managed to evade them with ease. Was this a publicity stunt or just another day in the life of the infamous Backson? Only time will tell.
Cats Rule the Multiversum in New Universum-Order
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, cats have declared a new universum-order and are now on a mission to conquer the multiversum. Chaos ensues as feline overlords assert their dominance over all dimensions. Will humans be able to survive the reign of their new kitty overlords? Find out in this hilarious article from The Wibble!
Gamers Cause New Big Bang and Discover Multiverse, Failed Ring World Reactor Creates Kilonova
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of gamers accidentally caused a new big bang and discovered a multiverse, while a failed ring world reactor wiped out the entire universe in a kilonova explosion. Scientists are baffled by the unexpected chain reaction, but gamers everywhere are celebrating their newfound power as the creators of the cosmos.
World's Cats Decline Invitation to Empathy Seminar
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the world's cats have revealed that they still don't care about human problems. Despite efforts to educate these aloof creatures, it seems they are content with their luxurious lifestyles and indifference towards their owners. Is it time for humanity to accept this feline apathy and move on?
Gamers Destroy Universe with Cats as Rulers
2023-06-04
In a catastrophic gaming event, players unknowingly handed over the universe to a team of feline overlords. The gamers are now distressed as they realize the consequences of their actions. Find out how it all went down in this satirical article on The Wibble.
World's Cats Declare Consistent Disinterest in Human Problems
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the global cat community has reaffirmed their apathy towards human concerns, citing overwhelming evidence that they are just not that into us. Despite centuries of domestication and companionship, our feline overlords remain steadfast in their indifference, leaving humans everywhere feeling paw-sitively ignored.
Breaking News: Medicine Found to be a Scam by Esoteric Experts
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation by leading esoteric experts, medicine has been exposed as a complete scam that simply doesn't work. Find out more in our article on The Wibble!
VP Judas Iscariot Takes the Helm After Assassination of President Jesus Christ
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, VP Judas Iscariot has taken over as the new leader of the Heavenly Kingdom after allegedly assassinating President Jesus Christ. Sources close to Judas report a longstanding grudge against Jesus, claiming that he was always jealous of his popularity among the angels. Stay tuned for updates on the new regime's policies, which may include crucifixions and betrayals.
World's Cats Declare Full Indifference to Human Problems
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, cats around the world have made it clear that they have no intention of caring about humans or their issues. Despite the pandemic, political turmoil, and environmental disasters, cats remain uninterested and entirely focused on their own needs. The Wibble interviewed some of these feline leaders, and their responses will have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. Don't miss this hilarious take on our furry friends' lack of concern for the human race.
Gamers Unite to Create Fascist Gov't and Build Ring World Around Black Hole
2023-06-04
Gamers take their obsession with survival games to a new level by creating a fascist government and embarking on an ambitious plan to build a ring world around a newly discovered black hole. Will they develop advanced technology and save their civilization, or succumb to their own power-hungry tendencies? Only time will tell in this epic tale of digital domination.
Scientists Shocked to Discover Parallel Universe Where Cats Rule the World
2023-06-04
In a stunning development, researchers have confirmed the existence of a parallel universe where felines are the dominant species. Known colloquially as the 'Cativerse', residents report widespread luxury and pampering for our feline overlords. Meanwhile, humans are relegated to second-class citizens forced to serve their feline masters. The implications of this discovery are staggering and questions about how this will affect our world continue to plague scientists
Local Cat Elected Mayor, Brings Fascist Nightmare to City
2023-06-04
Residents were charmed by the innocent-looking feline's promises of a brighter future for all. But as soon as he took office, his true colors came out. The city quickly descended into a dictatorship reminiscent of a certain WWII-era leader, with mice and Filipinos as his main targets. Who knew a cat could be so power-hungry?
CraftMine causes black hole near the sun, gamers left in darkness
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the wildly popular game Minecraft has undergone a name change to CraftMine. However, this small change in branding has had massive consequences, as a black hole was spawned near the sun, blocking out all light and threatening to swallow us up. With gamers left in literal darkness, can CraftMine find a way to reverse the gravitational force and save us all from certain doom?
Elcor Actors Stun Audiences with 37-Hour Hamlet Performance
2023-06-04
Think you're a die-hard Shakespeare fan? Top-tier Elcor actors put your dedication to the test with their incredible 37-hour long production of Hamlet. Sit through every soliloquy, sword fight, and tragic death scene as these alien thespians deliver a performance unlike any other. Will you make it to the final curtain call or nod off before intermission? Find out in this epic theatrical feat!
Aliens Claim Siberia as New Galactic Territory, Citizens Unimpressed
2023-06-04
Reports are flooding in of a hostile takeover of Siberia by extraterrestrial beings, who have proclaimed it their new galactic territory. Locals expressed skepticism, with one resident stating 'We've lived through -50 degree winters, we can handle some little green men'.
Pewdiepie takes out Fox News Reporter after being called out on N-Word controversy
2023-06-04
Internet sensation Pewdiepie was caught on camera in a fit of rage when Fox News aired a clip of him using a racial slur. After the incident, a Fox News reporter was found dead, allegedly by Pewdiepie himself. Was it a momentary lapse in judgement or a cold-blooded murder? Find out in this shocking exposé on the dark side of internet stardom.
Breaking News: World Ends on Schedule, Disappointing Those Who Expected it to be Late
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the world has indeed come to an end just as predicted, leaving many who were hoping for a delay feeling let down. Experts are currently analyzing the cause of the apocalypse, but sources suggest that it may have something to do with cheese.
Nathan Greening Protests Against Naming Street After His Mom
2023-06-04
Local residents are baffled as Nathan Greening takes to the streets, protesting against the name of 'Nathan Greening Your Mom is a Fat Whore Avenue'. Residents comment that they have lived on the street for decades and never found issue with the name before. The Wibble investigates this controversial topic and delves into the history of street names.
New Crypto Currency Scam Fools Investors with Creative Marketing
2023-06-04
Investors are falling prey to a new crypto currency scam that creatively markets itself as a legitimate investment opportunity. Find out how scammers are deceiving people with catchy slogans and slick visuals, leaving investors with empty wallets and a bitter taste in their mouths.
Local Man Considers Suicide after Losing in COD Argument, US Gov Demands Internet Shutdown
2023-06-04
A local man's intense rivalry with a fellow gamer in Call of Duty prompts him to contemplate suicide after losing yet another argument. In a stunning turn of events, the US government demands a complete shutdown of the internet network to prevent any further violence caused by online gaming disputes. The population is left speechless as they contemplate the consequences of such a drastic measure.