From Swirlies to Gills: The Astonishing Evolution of Nerds
2024-01-22
A group of scientists have made astonishing predictions about how nerds are evolving to cope with bullying. Get ready to dive into this mind-blowing discovery!
Nerd Mummy Found in Ancient High School Locker, Scholars Wonder if It was an Egyptian Geek
2024-01-22
In a surprising turn of events, archaeologists stumble upon an ancient high school locker and are startled to find a nerd mummy perfectly preserved inside. Could this be evidence of an ancient Egyptian geek?
The Unforgettable Flagpole Wedgie: A Schoolyard Legend
2024-01-22
Uncover the legendary tale of a boy who endured the unthinkable - a flagpole wedgie that lasted from his early days in kindergarten all the way up to his high school graduation. This unforgettable story will leave you both shocked and entertained.
Briefs Under Fire: Nerds' Reparation Nightmare
2024-01-22
In a strange turn of events, a nerd's undergarment vulnerability becomes the subject of a lawsuit, leaving his family with a hefty bill to pay.
Who Gave the Wedgie? Ancient Cave Man Nerd's Fossil Holds Clues
2024-01-22
In a surprising fossil find, scientists are on a mission to uncover the culprit behind the wedgie that an ancient cave man nerd endured.
Batman's Sidekicks Fall Victim to The Joker's Prank
2024-01-22
A series of unfortunate events lead to Batman's sidekicks experiencing a never-seen-before form of humiliation.
Nerd Stuck in Flagpole Wedgie: Parents Sue Unyielding Summer Camp
2024-01-22
In a bewildering legal showdown, parents of a local nerd are suing a summer camp for holding their son hostage in an extended 'flagpole wedgie.'
Nerd Claims Disability Benefits Due to Unremovable Atomic Wedgie, Bully Still Haunts Him
2024-01-22
A nerdy victim seeks disability benefits after a bully delivers an atomic wedgie for the ages, but the torment doesn't end there.
Unconventional Bonding: Brothers and Bullying
2024-01-22
A heartwarming story of brotherly love takes an unexpected turn when a long-lost sibling is found in the most unexpected place, revealing a shocking truth about their relationship.
Robin Saves Wayne Gala from Mr. Freeze: A Chilling Rescue!
2024-01-22
The young superhero, Robin, aka Damian Wayne, springs into action to save the prestigious Wayne Gala from the icy clutches of Mr. Freeze.
Brother's Missing Socks Lead to Unexpected Reunion After Half a Decade
2024-01-22
A case of lost socks reveals a hidden secret as a family reunites with their younger brother, who had mysteriously disappeared 5 years ago.
Wedgie of Destiny: The Story of the World's Longest Schoolyard Prank
2024-01-22
Let us tell you an extraordinary saga of a young man's ludicrously long-lasting struggle with a prank gone seriously awry.
The Great Cleanup: Tackling the Pollution of Human-Generated Content Online
2024-01-16
Learn about the efforts being made to clean up the internet and reduce the overwhelming amount of human-generated content that is clogging up our online spaces.
Scientists Discover the Power of Applied Mediocrity
2024-01-16
A groundbreaking study reveals the surprising benefits of embracing mediocrity in various aspects of life.
Slurb: The Buzzword That's Got Everyone Baffled
2024-01-16
Everyone's using it, but no one seems to know what it means. Welcome to the world of 'slurb'.
Ghost in the Machine: Steve Jobs' Phantom Takes on Stand-up Comedy
2024-01-12
Experience a roller coaster of laughs as the spectral Steve Jobs hits the stand-up circuit from the other side.
Flag on the Plate! Coaches Accused of Unsportsmanlike Condiment Use
2024-01-09
In an ESPN commercial, college football coaches indulge in a carnivorous practice that has many fans calling for an official review—not of the game, but of the dinner table.
LLMs: Disrupting the Internet or Disrupting You?
2024-01-08
Are LLMs really the internet's top worst nightmare, or are they just silicone scapegoats? Let's journey together through the pixels and codes to find out.
NYT Swaps Typewriters for Handcuffs in Fight Against Wordle Cheats
2024-01-07
The New York Times seemingly morphs into the NYPD as a cheat is apprehended for Wordle deception. The ripples of their new crusade against digital malpractice are felt across the Puzzles community.
Communication Crisis: Alphabet Declares Strike!
2023-12-31
The alphabet has called for a strike, leaving people everywhere unable to form words or express themselves. Find out how this unprecedented event is affecting society.