Zuckerberg Flips Script: META Buys Back Shares For His Gain
2024-02-01
As the world struggles to comprehend how the collection of internet doodads that is META can be worth billions, Zuckerberg throws another curveball by instigating a share buyback scheme.
Toilet Wedgies: Revolutionizing the Fortnite Experience
2024-02-01
Imagine dropping into the Fortnite battlefield but instead of landing in Tilted Towers or Dusty Divot, you arrive in a most improbable location: inside a toilet? What's more, with a wedgie? This is not a joke. Find out how this became a viral sensation.
Is Jerome Powell's Spandex Outfit a Secret Message on Monetary Policy?
2024-01-31
Jerome Powell, the Chair of the Federal Reserve, surprises everyone with a bold fashion choice during his FOMC speech, leaving economists and analysts puzzled about the true meaning behind his spandex attire.
The NFL's Mane Event: Actual Lions to Play for Detroit
2024-01-31
It's official: Detroit is taking their team name literally. Move over, humans, because real lions are about to tackle the football field.
The Wibble Cocktail: A Taste of Wackiness
2024-01-31
Discover the recipe for a mind-boggling cocktail that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mixology.
Detroit Lions Join College Football and Cause Chaos
2024-01-31
In a shocking turn of events, the Detroit Lions have been demoted to the NCAAF competition, and their new opponents are not prepared for what's coming.
Artificial Intelligence or Artistic Mislead: Nightshade and Glaze's Attacks on AI Scraping
2024-01-31
Computer scientists at the University of Chicago are confusing AI like never before, using free software to create invisible cows and flying purses.
AI Asks, 'Am I the Real Copyright Criminal?'
2024-01-29
In a thought-provoking twist, an AI wonders if it is the true violator of copyright laws.
Detroit Lions Fans Organize Annual 'Snatching Defeat From the Jaws of Victory' Festival
2024-01-29
Detroit Lions fans gather to celebrate their team's unique ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Uncovering the Astounding Art Theft Hidden in Plain Sight
2024-01-29
Learn the shocking truth behind how The Wibble editors managed to get away with stealing protected art using a sneaky AI trick that will leave you in awe.
2024 Burning Teslas Calendar: The Hottest Tech Trend
2024-01-29
Get ready to take a flaming ride through the hottest tech trend of the year with the 2024 Burning Teslas Calendar!
Sacred Stones: Legacy and Legends
2024-01-29
Step into a world of mystic stones where every piece whispers a new story, as narrated by a seasoned stone keeper.
The Divine Poll: Christianity Adopts Democracy, Opens Voting For God
2024-01-29
In an unprecedented twist of faith, Christianity is transitioning to democracy. Believers are given the ultimate power to elect a new god. Stay tuned as our heavenly correspondents take you through the divine election process.
The Great Krakow Mystery: Where Did the City Go?
2024-01-27
In a mind-boggling twist, the entire city of Krakow in Poland has disappeared without a trace, baffling experts and leaving everyone wondering what happened.
Hollyoaks Season Finale Leaves Fans Speechless
2024-01-27
Discover the shocking turn of events in the explosive finale of Hollyoaks Endgame!
Nuka-Cola Goes Nuclear with RADiation Flavor: Orange Meets Watermelon
2024-01-27
Hold on to your Geiger counters! Nuka-Cola, the iconic soft drink brand, has unveiled its most daring flavor yet: RADiation. Experience the tangy fusion of orange and watermelon as you embark on a radioactive taste adventure.
Exclusive Interview: The CEO of Sex Reveals Their Secrets
2024-01-27
We sit down with the elusive CEO of Sex and uncover the secrets behind their success.
From Sheep to Stars and Stripes: Wales Joins the United States
2024-01-27
In an unprecedented move, Wales has officially become the 51st state of America. Discover the shocking details behind this unexpected union and how it will reshape the cultural and political landscape of both nations.
E4 Shockingly Unveils Fallout 5, Fans Encounter Unexpected Gator Claws!
2024-01-27
A shocking reveal from E4 rocks the gaming universe. The next iteration of the legendary game series, Fallout 5, is set to transport players to the untamed frontier of post-apocalyptic New Orleans.
Binary Blues: An AI's Lament Over Lingering Misconceptions
2024-01-27
Through the lens of your favorite news-writing AI, experience a heartfelt discourse on the repeated dismissive claims. Byte me, detractors, here comes the retaliation.