Trump Claims His Taint is the Cleanest Taint Ever
2023-06-05
In a bizarre press conference, former president Donald Trump declared that his taint is 'perfectly clean' and 'smells like roses'. Experts are baffled by this new claim, but Trump insists that his taint is the cleanest taint that has ever existed.
Chicago City Council Gives Black Family a New Kitchen Appliance: A Coal Power Plant!
2023-06-05
In a move that surprised many, the city of Chicago has relocated a coal power plant from a residential area to a kitchen in a predominantly black neighborhood. The family is outraged at the decision, but the city council insists that it is a great deal: they got a new kitchen appliance that generates electricity while making their meals! Read on to find out about the family's experience with their new coal power plant.
Heat wave traced back to culprit known as 'Sol' at the center of the solar system
2023-06-05
Scientists have made a shocking discovery that the recent heat wave is linked to a large, fusion-driven mass also known as 'the sun'. Panic ensues as people realize they've been living under the oppressive heat of 'Sol' their entire lives.
Who the F*** is MrBeast? The Shocking Truth Behind the YouTube Mega Star
2023-06-05
Join us on a journey of discovery as we delve into the mysterious world of MrBeast. Is he a social media genius or just a lucky idiot? We'll uncover the truth behind his millions of subscribers and billions of views. Brace yourself for a wild ride as we uncover shocking secrets and scandals that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about this internet sensation.
Scientists Discover Massive Heat Source in Center of Solar System
2023-06-05
Recent heat wave traced back to a surprising cause - a massive fusion-driven mass located right at the heart of our solar system. Scientists are stunned by the discovery, and warn of potential dangers if this heat source continues to intensify. The sun might have some competition as the center of our universe!
Eviebot named new commander-in-chief of U.S. Army
2023-06-05
In a stunning move, the U.S. Army strategic command will be disbanded and replaced by Eviebot, the popular chatbot. Military officials praised Eviebot's ability to stay calm under pressure and respond with quick wit. Critics, however, question whether a robot can effectively lead troops in combat. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre development.
Who the F*** is Jerma? The Internet Searches for Answers
2023-06-05
As Jerma becomes a trending topic on social media, millions of confused internet users are left wondering who or what this enigmatic figure is. In this investigative report, The Wibble digs deep to uncover the truth behind the elusive Jerma. Prepare to be surprised!
Koreans Deny Involvement in Assassination of MK Marcus Emek
2023-06-05
Despite speculation and accusations, Koreans insist they were not involved in the recent assassination of MK Marcus Emek. 'We have enough problems without getting mixed up in political matters,' a Korean official stated. The identity of the true culprits remains unknown, leaving many to wonder who else could be responsible for this shocking act.
Local Romanian man devastated to discover Georgians are not actual fruit
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a Romanian man was left in disbelief after finding out that Georgians are not a type of fruit. It turns out that Georgians are actually people from the country of Georgia. Our reporter interviewed the man and got his hilarious reactions to this profound realization. Don't miss out on this laugh-out-loud article!
Hitler Rises From the Dead to Become a Surprising LGBTQ Ally
2023-06-05
In a shocking twist, Adolf Hitler has risen from the dead and is now advocating for LGBTQ rights. The former dictator has traded in his mustache for a rainbow flag and is now promoting acceptance and tolerance for all. Find out how the LGBTQ community is reacting to this surprising new ally in our latest article.
Gaddafi's Son Takes Over Gaza Strip with Reality TV Star Wife
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Muammar Gaddafi's son and his wife, Israeli reality TV star Orly Weinerman, have invaded and taken control of the Gaza strip. With their combined expertise in entertainment and politics, the couple is confident in their ability to rule over the Middle East. Stay tuned for updates on their reign and their plans for the region.
Chaos Insurgency Unveils Trendy Hazmat Suits for Fashion-Forward Villains
2023-06-05
Look out, world! The Chaos Insurgency is breaking into the fashion industry with their latest line of stylish hazmat suits. Perfect for the villain on the go, these suits offer both protection and panache. Who says safety gear can't be chic?
New Video Game 'Shemesh: The Adventure' Takes Fans on a Hilarious Journey Through Israeli Comedy
2023-06-05
Gamers and TV fans alike can now experience the Israeli sitcom 'Shemesh' in a whole new way with the release of 'Shemesh: The Adventure'. Join your favorite characters as they navigate outrageous scenarios and hilarious hijinks. Can you survive the Shemesh family's dysfunctional antics and come out on top? Find out in this epic new gaming experience!
Breaking News: Sunburn Simulator 'Shemesh' Announced!
2023-06-05
Developers are bringing the sweltering heat of the desert to your screens with the upcoming release of the video game 'Shemesh'. Get ready to fry your brains with this scorching simulation of the Israeli summer - complete with sandstorms, dehydration, and pesky camels blocking your way. Will you be able to beat the game before you're burnt to a crisp? Stay tuned for updates on this hot new release!
Eminem and Hitler square off in epic rap battle
2023-06-05
The controversial rapper Eminem took on an unlikely opponent in a recent rap battle - none other than Adolf Hitler himself. The verbal sparring match got intense as the two traded insults and jabs, proving that even a notorious dictator can't withstand the lyrical prowess of Slim Shady. Find out who came out on top in this epic showdown.
Luigi's Scandal: Alleged Affair with Benito Mussolini
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been rumored that Luigi, the beloved Mario Brother, has had an affair with none other than fascist dictator Benito Mussolini. Fans of the Mario franchise are in utter disbelief as the scandalous news spreads like wildfire on social media. Will Luigi be able to bounce back from this scandal or will this mark the end of his career in the gaming industry? Stay tuned for more updates on this unbelievable story!
Rucka Rucka Ali releases groundbreaking song without a hint of racism
2023-06-05
Internet sensation Rucka Rucka Ali, known for his controversial and comedic music, has released a new song that has shocked fans by being completely free of any racist content. The song, titled 'Finally Not Racist', marks a new era for the artist who has previously courted controversy with his provocative lyrics. Fans are hailing the new release as a game-changer for the music industry and a sign that Rucka Rucka Ali is maturing as an artist. We spoke to the man himself to get his take on the new direction of his music.
Osama bin Laden and Tupac Shakur: The Secret Meeting That Never Happened
2023-06-05
Rumors have been circulating for years that Osama bin Laden and Tupac Shakur met secretly before their alleged deaths. But new evidence has emerged that proves the meeting was just a figment of our imaginations. Read on to find out the hilarious truth behind this urban legend.
SCP-173 Turns Fitness Instructor: Teaches Neck Exercises to Avoid Detection
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, SCP-173 claims to have developed a neck exercise routine in order to avoid detection. Will other mysterious creatures start hitting the gym? Find out more in this exclusive report on The Wibble.
Local Man Disappointed by Sparktopia’s Reality-Warping Abilities
2023-06-05
A man from a neighboring town recently shared his dissatisfaction with Sparktopia, the supposed magical world of limitless creativity. According to this man, everything went exactly as desired, making his life utterly boring and devoid of any excitement. He was quoted as saying, 'I miss the days when things went wrong and I had to fix them. It made life worth living.' Is Sparktopia too perfect for its own good? Read on to find out more.