MTF Unit Discovers Foundation Cafeteria Serving Taco Tuesdays in a Different Dimension
2023-06-05
In a bizarre twist of events, a Mobile Task Force unit stumbled upon a Foundation cafeteria that was not only serving Taco Tuesdays, but doing so in an alternate dimension. The unit is baffled by the discovery, but Foundation employees are rejoicing at the newfound dimension-hopping lunch spot. Will this spark a new trend for interdimensional dining? Only time will tell.
Trump Reveals Secret of Successfully Combating COVID: Eating Only Fast Food
2023-06-05
In a shocking announcement, President Trump claims that the key to his COVID recovery was his strict diet of McDonald's and KFC. Experts weigh in on the potential health benefits of this unconventional treatment.
Tenn. DOT Announces New I-40 Construction Project With Built-In Rollercoaster
2023-06-05
The Tennessee Department of Transportation has announced a new addition to the I-40 construction project that is sure to thrill and delight drivers. Instead of the usual roadwork and traffic jams, this project will include a built-in rollercoaster for drivers to enjoy during their commute. Thousands of people are now eagerly anticipating the completion of the project, and the chance to experience the twists and turns of this unique roadway.
Coldplay's Top 5 Albums: Are These Really Their Best?
2023-06-05
In this hilarious article, we take a satirical look at the top 5 Coldplay albums of all time as voted by fans. From 'Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends' to 'A Head Full of Dreams', we analyze each album and question whether these are really their best. Sit back and enjoy the laughs as we poke fun at this beloved band.
Top 5 Worst Albums by Coldplay: a Special Article
2023-06-05
Are you tired of hearing about Coldplay's best albums? So are we. Join us as we take a deep dive into their discography to discover their top 5 worst albums. From forgettable tracks to cringe-inducing lyrics, this article will make you question why anyone ever liked Coldplay in the first place.
King George V Throws Epic Party to Celebrate Giving Out Victoria Crosses
2023-06-05
London, UK; September 25, 1917 - After awarding Victoria Crosses for bravery, King George V shows his appreciation for the recipients by throwing an unforgettable celebration. Find out what happened at the event and which heroic acts earned these prestigious honors.
Woman's Strange Request Leads to Man's Unlikely Heroics
2023-06-05
A man's promise to a woman who loves bad jokes becomes more than he bargained for when he discovers the true reason for her strange request. Find out how his unlikely heroics saved his life in this hilarious and heartwarming story.
Local Teenager Misaka Mikoto Discovers She Has Electromagnetic Powers
2023-06-05
Misaka Mikoto, a seemingly ordinary high school student, has recently discovered she has the power to control and manipulate electromagnetic fields. She has been seen around the city practicing her powers, creating sparks and illuminating light bulbs with just a wave of her hand. Our reporters were able to catch up with her for an interview, and the results were shocking. Stay tuned for more updates on this electrifying story!
Nation Experiences Mass Confusion As Everyone Begins Thinking With Their Emojis Instead of Words
2023-06-05
???? As a result of a widespread technological glitch, citizens of the nation have started to rely solely on emojis to communicate. Chaos ensues as misunderstandings abound and important messages get lost in translation. Will the nation be able to start thinking with their words again before it's too late? Find out in this hilarious new article from The Wibble!
You won't believe what this article title promises!
2023-06-05
In a world where clickbait rules supreme, we have managed to create the ultimate clickbait article. Read on to discover what all the fuss is about!
Experts Stunned: Predictable Event Actually Happens
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the long-predicted occurrence finally took place, leaving experts scratching their heads. Was it simply a matter of time, or did someone finally intervene? Find out in our exclusive coverage of this not-so-surprising surprise.
Top 10 Lesser Known Daedric Princes Who Couldn't Get a Nirn Visa
2023-06-05
We all know about the famous Daedric Princes like Sheogorath and Molag Bal, but what about the ones who never made it to Nirn? The Wibble presents the top 10 lesser known Daedric Princes who were denied entry to Nirn and are now stuck ruling their own little corners of Oblivion. From the God of Paperclips to the Goddess of Puddles, these Princes may not be welcome on Nirn, but they're sure to bring a laugh to your day.
New Undergound Resident is Puzzled by Death Threats from Talking Flower
2023-06-05
A new resident of the Undergound is shocked when the talking flower, Flowey, offers to share some 'friendliness pellets' for a chance to gain 'LOVE'. Confused and trusting, the resident soon learns that in this world, it's really 'kill or be killed'. Read on to find out the bizarre world of Undergound.
Duke of Groovy Toad Mistakenly Orders Lyft to Buckingham Palace
2023-06-05
The Duke of Groovy Toad made a royal blunder when he announced he was 'finna order his Lyft' and accidentally summoned the ride-sharing service to the gates of Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty the Queen was reportedly quite amused by the whole ordeal.
Local Void Dweller Shocked to Discover Existence of Outside World
2023-06-05
After spending countless years floating in space, a resident of the void has stumbled upon the shocking realization that there is actually more to the universe than just emptiness. We spoke with the dweller, who expressed both excitement and terror at the prospect of leaving their empty home for the first time. Stay tuned for updates on their journey into the great unknown!
Joe Biden's Stand JoJo finally revealed - it's called 'Yes We Stand!'
2023-06-05
In a shocking revelation, President Joe Biden unleashes his Stand JoJo called 'Yes We Stand!' and uses it to defeat Trump's Stand, 'Make America Great Again'. The battle between the two powerful Stands was intense, and Biden emerged victorious with his powerful Stand ability to unite people and bring positive change. Sources report that Biden's Stand also has a special ability to achieve bipartisanship in Congress using its ability to compromise and negotiate. Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting development in the White House!
Local Town in Mourning as Beloved Resident Kenny Meets Tragic End
2023-06-05
Residents of a small town are reeling as news spreads of the sudden and unexpected death of longtime resident Kenny. While details surrounding his demise are still unclear, Kenny's community is united in grief and seeking answers. Rumors of foul play run rampant, with some even pointing fingers at the town's infamous troublemakers. We will keep you updated as this developing story unfolds.
Electric Scooter Manufacturer Sued by Man Who Claims Lack of Brake Instructions
2023-06-05
A man has filed a lawsuit against an electric scooter manufacturer after falling off the scooter due to a lack of brake instructions. According to the plaintiff, the scooter did not provide clear instructions on how to slow down and stop the vehicle. The lawsuit claims that this negligence has resulted in severe physical and emotional distress for the plaintiff. In response, the manufacturer has stated that the brake function is a basic feature that should be easily understood by users. This case is sure to spark debates about the responsibility of manufacturers to provide clear product instructions and the importance of user education.
Dracula and Richter engage in philosophical debate while battling to death
2023-06-05
In a rare occurrence, Dracula and Richter engage in a deep and thought-provoking conversation about the nature of humanity and religion while fighting to death. Will Dracula be able to win the argument and defeat his opponent? Find out in our latest article!
Top 10 Misconceptions About Humans That Will Make Aliens Laugh
2023-06-05
Are aliens curious about us? Do they want to know more about the humans on planet Earth? Well, they might need to throw away all their preconceptions about us because we are not what they expect. From our love for cats to our obsession with social media, this list will reveal the weirdest and most hilarious misconceptions that aliens have about us.