Markiplier Takes Responsibility for Bite of '87 in Shocking Confession
2023-06-05
In a stunning admission, popular YouTuber Markiplier claims he caused the infamous Bite of '87 at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Read on to discover how he did it and the reasons behind his actions.
Famous Animatronic Star Found Dead in Tragic Drug Overdose
2023-06-05
Fans of the popular children’s entertainment franchise are in shock as reports have surfaced that Freddy Fazbear, the beloved animatronic bear, has been found dead due to a drug overdose. Our investigative journalists dive into the dark world of animatronic partying to uncover the reasons behind this tragic event.
10 Hilarious AI-Invented Words That Perfectly Describe Everyday Life
2023-06-05
Get ready to add some new words to your vocabulary! These made-up AI words hilariously capture all those relatable moments in our daily lives. From 'frustrocity' to 'technotastrophe', you won't be able to stop laughing at the accuracy of these descriptions.
Breaking News: Bag found to be the cause of major traffic jam
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a simple bag left on the side of the road caused chaos and confusion for hours. Eye-witnesses report that drivers were seen swerving and brake-checking in an attempt to avoid the deadly bag. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.
Pornhub's New Kids Edition: Coming Soon to a Playground Near You
2023-06-05
In a questionable move, adult website Pornhub has announced it will be launching a kid-friendly version of its site, specifically designed for children who are curious about what their parents are so addicted to. The launch has caused outcry among concerned parents and safety advocates worldwide, as no one knows quite what to expect from a website that shows adult content, reimagined for the under-12s. Get ready for Pornhub Kids, where things are about to get even more awkward at the next playdate.
Uncovering the Weirdest and Wildest Rule 34 Trends
2023-06-05
We delved into the depths of the internet to bring you the 34 most iconic and bizarre instances of Rule 34. From the unexpected mash-ups to the downright disturbing, this list will make you question the sanity of humanity.
Eldritch Gods: The Ultimate Ranking that Will Make You Question Your Reality
2023-06-05
From the depths of our nightmares to the absurdity of our imagination, we present to you the top-10 Eldritch Gods that doesn't exists but definitely should! Brace yourselves for a journey through the most deranged and mind-bending entities you could never imagine.
The Most Controversial Debate of All Time: Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking debate that will leave you clucking with laughter, experts gather to argue the age-old question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Get ready for feathers to fly and eggs to crack as both sides make a case for their argument.
Expert Reveals Step-by-Step Guide to Becoming a Megalomaniac Perfectionist
2023-06-05
Are you tired of being a mediocre, laid-back individual? Well, look no further! Our expert has compiled a foolproof guide to transform yourself into a power-hungry perfectionist. From micromanaging every detail to actively seeking out opportunities to assert dominance, this guide has it all. Don't settle for anything less than absolute control and flawlessness - become a megalomaniac perfectionist today!
Expert explains how conspiracy theory to explain everything is actually a conspiracy in itself
2023-06-05
In a detailed report, a renowned expert thoroughly debunks the most complicated conspiracy theory that claims to explain every major event in modern history. However, as it turns out, this theory is actually a cover-up for an even bigger conspiracy.
The Wibble's Top-10 Hilariously Awful Shippings in History
2023-06-05
Are you ready for a hearty laugh and a lot of cringing? Look no further than The Wibble's curated list of the top-10 worst shippings in history. From bizarre and unlikely pairings to downright disturbing choices, we've got it all. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and prepare to be entertained by these truly terrible relationships.
Local Marital Artist Loses Battle Against Life Despite Being Too Strong to Win
2023-06-05
A local marital artist who was notorious for being unbeatable in combat reportedly died yesterday against his toughest opponent yet: life. Despite his strength in the ring, it seems he was ultimately no match for the relentlessness of time. The Wibble sends our condolences to his family and students.
Area Man Shocked to Discover He Has Been Living in a Simulation
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local man was recently informed that everything he thought was real was actually just a complex computer program. The man, who has requested to remain anonymous, stated that he is struggling to come to terms with the revelation, but is comforted by the fact that he can finally blame all of his problems on the simulation's glitches.
Top-10 Plot Twists from 'Controversial' Battle Royale Anime That Will Leave You Wibble-ing!
2023-06-05
Get ready to have your mind blown with our extravaganza of plot-twists from the most 'controversial' battle royale anime out there! From completely unexpected turnarounds to jaw-dropping moments of character development, we've got it all covered. Don't blame us if you end up Wibble-ing at the sheer insanity of it all!
New startup offers non-existence as a service
2023-06-05
Are you tired of the daily grind of existence? A new startup is offering a unique solution - non-existence as a service. Simply sign up for a subscription and stop existing altogether. But is this really the solution to your problems or just a dangerous trend in the tech industry?
Local Centeno Man Attempts Assassination of Influencer PidPieLuke
2023-06-05
Momo, the notorious internet watchdog, reports on the deadly encounter between Centeno Man and PidPieLuke, and how the influencer narrowly escaped with his life. In a bizarre twist, Centeno Man claims that PidPieLuke had been brainwashing his followers with subliminal messages...or was it just too much time spent on his phone?
Take a Deep Breath: The Top 10 Alternatives to Breathing Oxygen
2023-06-05
Get ready to switch up your air intake with these hilarious and (potentially) deadly alternatives to good old-fashioned oxygen. We guarantee you'll be gasping for air after reading this list!
Local man attempts to kill documentary featuring notorious PidPieLuke
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Centeno Man took matters into his own hands and attempted to rid the world of any evidence of PidPieLuke's crimes. But did he succeed? Read on to find out the hilarious consequences of his actions.
Swedish Prince Joel Becomes King of Twitch
2023-06-05
From the palaces of Swedish royalty to the realm of online gaming, Joel's journey has taken an unexpected turn. Find out how this prince traded in his crown for a headset and conquered the world of Twitch streaming.
Top 10 Historical Events Explained by Positive Conspiracy Theories
2023-06-05
Join us as we explore the most outlandish yet strangely uplifting conspiracy theories surrounding historical events. From the moon landing being faked to dinosaurs still existing, these theories will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the past. Buckle up and get ready for a wild ride through history!