Breaking news: Non-existent article fails to capture nation's attention
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the highly anticipated article entitled 'This article does not exist' has failed to make headlines. Despite its intriguing title, readers have expressed disappointment upon discovering that the article, in fact, does not exist at all. Experts suggest this lack of content may have contributed to the article's underwhelming reception. Stay tuned for updates on whether any action will be taken against the elusive author responsible for this literary mishap.
New Study Finds CTA Signs Designed by Toddlers More Effective than Current Ones
2023-06-04
A groundbreaking study has found that CTA signs designed by toddlers are nearly 50% more effective at guiding commuters than the current ones. Read on to learn more about this revolutionary discovery.
Man Named McWriter Seeks to Become Athlete Despite Obvious Handicap
2023-06-04
Bob McWriter has set his sights on a new career path, despite the fact that his very last name makes it clear he was not meant for athletic pursuits. Can he overcome this seemingly insurmountable obstacle and become a success story? Or will he simply live up to his name and fail miserably? Find out in our exclusive interview with Bob McWriter himself.
Union University student spends life savings on gas-guzzling Jeep
2023-06-04
Paul Webb, an 18-year-old student bound for Union University, has made the ultimate sacrifice for his love of off-roading. In a move that has his parents scratching their heads, Webb dropped $26,500 on a 2013 Jeep Rubicon 10th Anniversary, complete with 30 inch off-road tires and a fuel economy to make even the most green-conscious person cringe. Despite bemoaning the poor gas mileage, Webb can't get enough of his new ride. Perhaps the open road is calling, or maybe he just really likes the smell of gasoline. Either way, we applaud his dedication to adventure and his willingness to embrace the stereotype of a typical Jeep owner.
Adjunct Professors Moonlight as Waiters to Pay Off Student Loans
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking investigation, The Wibble has uncovered that many adjunct professors are working as waiters to make ends meet and pay off their massive student loan debt. We spoke to several brilliant scholars who are now serving food and drinks to make a living. One professor even joked that they could teach customers calculus while taking their orders. Is this the sad reality of higher education in America, or simply another example of the struggles of the working class? Find out in this exclusive report.
BREAKING NEWS: God found living among us - but is it in a dorm in Sus?
2023-06-04
A recent research study has revealed that the divine presence of God is not just a myth - in fact, God may be sharing a room with you in the infamous Sus residence hall. Our investigative team dives deep into the mystical and perhaps claustrophobic living conditions of God Himself, and what this means for the world as we know it.
Local Man Shocked to Discover Jeeps Have Poor Gas Mileage
2023-06-04
An 18-year-old Nashville resident bound for Union University thought he was getting a sweet deal on a 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary, but he quickly learned the hard truth about Jeeps: they're gas guzzlers. Read on to find out how this city slicker's dreams of off-roading adventures were dashed by his car's poor fuel economy.
Johnny Castaway Survivor Found After 30 Years on Deserted Island!
2023-06-04
In a tale of survival and perseverance, Johnny Castaway, the iconic character from the old screensaver, was found by rescue teams after being stranded on a deserted island for over 30 years. Find out how he survived and what he's been up to all these years in this exclusive interview!
Upsurge in Buffet Patrons: Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers (ABDLs) come out of the closet?
2023-06-04
The recent spike in buffet patrons has raised some eyebrows. Could Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers (ABDLs) be a contributing factor? Our investigative report delves into this taboo topic.
6ix9ine and PewDiePie engage in hilarious feud over 'Coco' song
2023-06-04
The controversial rapper and famous YouTuber have taken to social media to exchange jabs over the use of the 'Coco' song in one of PewDiePie's videos. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of internet personalities? Find out in our latest article on The Wibble.
Muse vs Coldplay: The Feud that Birthed the First Diss Track
2023-06-04
In 2006, Chris Martin criticized Muse's album 'Black Holes and Revelations', leading to a feud between the two bands. Muse fired back with their first diss track, 'Chris Who?', and the drama between these two iconic bands was ignited. Join us as we delve into the juicy details of this epic musical feud.
Wibble's AI Fooled Again By Deez Nuts Pranksters
2023-06-04
The Wibble's editorial team are not happy after discovering that their AI has fallen for yet another classic 'deez nuts' prank. Despite efforts to filter out offensive content, the AI system was duped into publishing a fake news story. The pranksters behind the joke are yet to be identified, but have left the Wibble editors red-faced and questioning the reliability of their technology.
Coldplay Castaway: Jonny Buckland Finds New Home with Muse, Bandmates Fuming
2023-06-04
The rock world is reeling with the news of Jonny Buckland's departure from Coldplay and controversial move to join rival band Muse. Guy Berryman and Will Champion have taken to Twitter to express their anger, while Chris Martin and Matt Bellamy defend Buckland's decision. Let's hope this doesn't lead to an all-out musical war!
President Invites Wibble Editor to Sugondese: A Satirical Dream Come True
2023-06-04
President [insert fictional name] has done the unthinkable and reached out to The Wibble, inviting their editor to the infamous land of Sugondese. While the editor is ecstatic about the opportunity to finally experience the satire-fueled paradise, some are questioning the President's true motives. Will this be a hilarious adventure, or a sinister political move? Stay tuned to find out!
The Wibble's Step-by-Step Guide to Ruling the World (With a Touch of Sarcasm)
2023-06-04
Ready to take over the world? The Wibble has got you covered with our tongue-in-cheek guide to global domination. From plotting world domination to dealing with pesky rebellions, we'll give you all the tips and tricks you need to rule with an iron fist (and a bit of humor).
Local man begs The Wibble to put a warning label on articles
2023-06-04
A local man has come forward, expressing his frustration with the overwhelming amount of content being generated by The Wibble. He claims that he simply cannot keep up with the witty satire and farcical news stories, and has begged the creators to slow down and provide warning labels for particularly clever articles. Will The Wibble comply with this request? Or will they continue to unleash their humor on an unsuspecting public?
Grizzly bear owners shocked to discover they are not giant cuddly teddy bears
2023-06-04
The latest viral trend on TikTok has left owners of grizzly bears shocked and horrified when they discovered that these massive mammals are not actually giant cuddly teddy bears. Wildlife experts warn of the dangers of domesticating such wild animals and urge everyone to stick to their regular house pets instead.
Antarctic Penguins Establish 'Flipper-nation', Declare War on US and Request Joining UN and NATO
2023-06-04
'Flipper-nation' has officially been established in Antarctica, with Emperor Penguins leading the charge. The new penguin government has made bold moves requesting to join the United Nations and NATO while also declaring war on the United States. Sources say the penguins have been flying drones over US airspace as a show of force. The question now is: will the US take this seriously, or just laugh it off as a silly prank? Check out the flag design created by a penguin artist to represent the newly-formed nation!
Banned: The Letter You Can't Write
2023-06-04
In what many are calling a linguistic coup, the letter A has been banned from use in all forms of communication. Find out how language lovers are coping in this brave new world where 'A' is a dangerous letter to use.
Breaking Fryer: UK Fish and Chip Shop Owner Revealed to be Real-Life Walter White
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, a small-town fish and chip shop owner in the UK has been exposed as the real-life Walter White. Customers are shocked to learn that this unassuming businessman has been running a secret meth lab in the back room of his shop for years. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story as the authorities work to bring this fish fryer to justice.