Andre of New Hampshire Receives Award for Excelling at Watching Paint Dry
2023-06-04
Despite claiming to work in administration support for education, Andre's true talent lies in his ability to watch paint dry. His dedication and focus on this important task have finally been recognized with a prestigious award. Read more about Andre's unusual accomplishment and the reactions of his colleagues on The Wibble.
Breaking News: All Men Suddenly Start Menstruating
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, all men across the globe are now experiencing menstrual cycles. The scientific community is baffled and society is scrambling to adjust to this new reality. From male-centric hygiene products to workplace policies, the implications are far-reaching. Stay tuned for updates on this unprecedented biological transformation.
New 'Immerse' Cinemas Take the Adage 'Dying for the Movie Experience' to a Whole New Level
2023-06-04
Imagine being so enthralled by a movie that you become part of the action. That's the promise of new 'Immerse' cinemas, where audiences are immersed in specially designed rooms that simulate the movie's environment. But for one unlucky moviegoer, the experience proved all too real when they were attacked on screen and suffered a fatal blow. Is this the future of movie entertainment or a cautionary tale of technology gone too far?
Breaking: World Leaders in Panic as Strange Greeting Mystifies Entire Globe
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, world leaders have been thrown into chaos as the simple greeting 'hello hi' has taken the world by storm. Experts are struggling to understand the cryptic message and its hidden meanings, while citizens across the globe are left scratching their heads. Stay tuned for more updates on this unprecedented situation.
Canadian Economy Sinks as Ice Sales Plummet
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, global warming has rendered Canada's biggest export useless - ice. With the ability to melt ice for free, the economy is in shambles as Canadian ice sales plummet. How will the country recover? We investigate in this satirical take on the consequences of climate change.
Controversial collaboration: Hitler and The Weekend team up for new single
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, it has been revealed that controversial historical figure Adolf Hitler will be collaborating with modern day superstar The Weekend on a new single titled 'Arbeit macht frei'. The partnership has already sparked outrage and condemnation from around the world, with many calling for the project to be cancelled. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
New Study Shows 73% of Wibble Articles are Scientifically Proven to Be Less Funny Than a Root Canal
2023-06-04
In a startling revelation, a recent study has shown that only 27% of The Wibble's articles are truly humorous. The other 73% are about as entertaining as a trip to the DMV. Stay tuned as we delve deeper into this comedic crisis and try to uncover why The Wibble is failing to tickle our funny bones.
Man Named Andre Wins Award for Supporting Higher Education; Claims He Never Attended College
2023-06-04
Meet Andre, the unsung hero of the New Hampshire higher education system. Despite never having attended college himself, Andre has dedicated his life to helping others reach their academic goals. His hard work and dedication have finally been recognized as he takes home the prestigious "Supporter of Higher Education" award. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, Andre expresses his shock and gratitude, stating "I never thought I'd win an award for higher education, let alone without even having a degree." Read on for more on this inspiring story.
Hacker Steals All the 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0's in the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking heist, a hacker has managed to steal the world's entire supply of 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. Buyers are now offering millions of dollars for just a single byte of the coveted digits. The hacker remains at large, with authorities baffled as to how this seemingly meaningless string of numbers could spark such global hysteria.
Wibble announces rebranding as 'Google', users concerned about confusion
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, satirical news website 'The Wibble' has announced they will be rebranding as Google. While some are praising the bold decision, many are worried this could lead to confusion and are urging the company to reconsider. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!
Freaky Friday Comes to Life: 6-Year-Old Becomes 18 and Vice Versa for Sister
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a young girl's wish comes true as she switches bodies with her 18-year-old sister. Chaos ensues as the two navigate their new roles in life, including going to high school as a first-grader and facing the challenges of adulthood as a kindergartner. The parents struggle to adapt to the new dynamic and the community is left wondering what will happen when the spell is broken.
Actor Will Smith to Play Role of Socks in Upcoming Movie 'The Essence of Trains'
2023-06-04
The entertainment industry is buzzing with news of Will Smith's latest role in which he will be transformed into a pair of socks. The film, titled 'The Essence of Trains', will follow the journey of a magical pair of socks that have the power to transport people to various destinations. Smith, who is known for his versatility as an actor, has apparently been preparing for this role for months and fans are eager to see what he will bring to the table. Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre yet intriguing film!
Local Education Support Staff Member Wins Award for Expertise in Napping
2023-06-04
While many educators focus on top-notch teaching skills, Andre has been recognized for his unparalleled ability to catch some Z's during important meetings and events. We caught up with him to get the lowdown on his award-winning snoozing strategies.
Nuclear Armageddon becomes the hottest new trend
2023-06-04
As the world braces for the possibility of a catastrophic nuclear war, some trendsetters are calling it the latest must-try experience. From bomb shelters to radiation suits, see how the cool kids are preparing for the end of the world in style.
Local Man Shocked to Discover 'Help' is Not a Magic Word
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, a local man has discovered that uttering the word 'help' does not, in fact, magically solve all of his problems. We explore his confusing journey and the shocking realization that sometimes, we have to put in actual effort to get the help we need.
Cringe Named International Crisis by WHO: Humanity in Peril?
2023-06-04
The World Health Organization has declared a new 'international crisis' that threatens human civilization as we know it - cringe. From awkward silences to embarrassing moments caught on camera, cringe has the power to make us wish the ground would swallow us whole. But is this latest declaration a case of sensationalism gone too far? Join us as we delve into the world of cringe and its impact on our collective psyche.
Local Old Men Drop the Mic (and Their Dignity) with Platinum Album of Drunk Rap
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, a group of local old men hit the studio after a night of heavy drinking and produced a platinum-selling album of hilarious and cringe-worthy rap tracks. Find out which tracks made the cut and how these grandpas went from bingo to bling.
New Hampshire Man Wins Excellence in Education Award for Teaching Squirrels to Read
2023-06-04
The Excellence in Education Award is a highly coveted honor that recognizes exceptional educators across the country. The latest recipient, Andre from New Hampshire, has stunned the education community with his unconventional teaching methods. Instead of working with traditional students, Andre has focused on teaching squirrels how to read. We spoke with Andre to learn more about his award-winning approach and the impact it's having on the squirrel community.
New Hampshire Man Andre Wins Hardest Education Worker Award
2023-06-04
In a stunning upset, Andre from New Hampshire has taken home the title of Hardest Education Worker. Despite fierce competition from teachers and administrators across the state, Andre's dedication to grading papers until the early hours of the morning and attending parent-teacher conferences wearing a chicken costume set him apart. We caught up with Andre for an exclusive interview on what inspired him to take on such a grueling job, and how he plans to celebrate his victory.
Males Wake Up as Six-year-old Girls: Is it a Dream or Nightmare?
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, all males across the world have turned into six-year-old girls overnight. While some are calling it a hilarious prank, others are struggling to cope with their newfound identity. The Wibble investigates this curious phenomenon and how it is affecting people's lives.