National Restaurant Association Becomes National Couch Potato Association
2023-05-23
In a shocking move, the National Restaurant Association has announced that it will be rebranding itself as the National Couch Potato Association.
Eating Food Found to be Bad for Health
2023-05-23
New Study Concludes Eating Food Leads to Negative Health Outcomes
Felon Muskrat Caught Stealing from Bank Vault
2023-05-23
A notorious criminal of the animal kingdom, a muskrat, was caught in the act as it tried to rob a bank vault in Broadwater, Montana. Read on for more details.
Society Shocked as Latest Research Shows Eating Vegetables May Actually Be Good for You
2023-05-23
Breaking news just in: Eating your greens might not be as bad as we thought
Elon Muskrat Unveils Revolutionary New Tunnel System for Rats
2023-05-23
Stay tuned as Elon Muskrat allows us a sneak peek into his ambitious new project!
Elon Actually is a Good Person
2023-05-23
Holy Tesla, Batman! The Wibble uncovers shocking evidence that Elon Musk might actually be a good guy!
Elon Musk Claims Moon Cheese is the Next Big Thing, Wants to Eat It All
2023-05-23
Elon Musk has set his sights on a new target. The entrepreneur and billionaire recently claimed that Moon Cheese is set to become the next big thing and he has announced his determination to eat it all.
Piracy Found to Be Good for Economy
2023-05-23
A recent study has found that piracy can actually benefit the economy in unexpected ways.
Boxing Referee Punched in Nuts: Shocking New Technique Discovered By Boxers In The Ring
2023-05-23
A boxing referee was punched in the nuts during a recent match. The incident has sparked outrage and debate amongst the boxing community, with some citing it as a new technique to win the match.
Vinny Changes Name to Vinnie: Local Man Finally Admits He Can’t Spell
2023-05-23
Vinny, a man who has been spelling his name wrong for decades, has finally come to terms with his incompetence and changed his name to Vinnie.
Vinny Discovers Moon Made of Pizza, Eats It All and Refuses to Share
2023-05-23
Vinny, a seasoned pizza lover, has discovered a new celestial body made entirely out of pizza. He eats it and refuses to share with anyone.
Famed Fistfighter Finds Fortune in Flower Farming, Forsakes Fighting
2023-05-23
Supreme fighter Felix Fabrizio quits fighting and reveals his newfound passion for flower farming.
Infinite Scroll vs Paged: Study Settles Debate Once and For All
2023-05-23
A groundbreaking study has finally determined the winner between the two rival design methods of infinite scroll and paged.
Mathematicians Finally Solve Confusing Equation 3-f5=1Hpyb3
2023-05-23
Mathematicians all over the world breathe a sigh of relief as they finally crack the code to one of the most perplexing equations of all time
Elon Musk Goes to Stairway of Heaven and Buys Land
2023-05-23
Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has made a surprise purchase, this time buying a part of the afterlife. Is this his latest out-of-this-world venture, or just another off-beat idea?
Google Maps Adds Directions for Stairway to Heaven and Highway to Hell
2023-05-23
Google Maps now offers directions for traveling to both Heaven and Hell, but users are reporting some unexpected side effects.
Highway to Hell Replaced with Slip-N-Slide to Hell, Satan Delighted
2023-05-23
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous Highway to Hell has been decommissioned to make room for a much more fun and exciting alternative: a Slip-N-Slide to Hell. The Devil himself can't hide his excitement at the prospect of welcoming new souls in this novel way.
Hell Installs Air-Conditioning: Satan Hopes to Curb Exodus of Residents
2023-05-23
In a surprising move, the King of the Underworld has announced the installation of air-conditioning in Hell, claiming that it's a move to retain its residents and prevent them from leaving.
Stairway to Heaven Replaced with Elevator to Heaven
2023-05-23
In a move that has upset many music enthusiasts, Stairway to Heaven has been replaced with an Elevator to Heaven.
Stairway to Hell Has Direct Elevator, Say Brian from AC/DC
2023-05-23
AC/DC guitar legend Brian Johnson claims that the stairway to Hell, made famous by the band's hit song, has now been modernized with a direct elevator.