Putin Claims to Have Discovered Secret to Eternal Youth
2023-06-04
In a bizarre press conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that he has unlocked the secret to eternal youth. According to Putin, the key to living forever is a daily regimen of vodka and horseback riding. Experts are skeptical, but Putin insists that he feels younger every day.
New study reveals incels are just bad at sex
2023-06-04
Researchers have discovered that incels may not actually be unable to have sex, but rather just really bad at it. The study challenges the notion that sex doesn't exist and suggests that incels may need to work on their skills in the bedroom.
Vladimir Lenin rises from the dead to apologize for October Revolution
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, Vladimir Lenin, the iconic leader of the Bolshevik Revolution, has awakened from the dead to issue a public apology for the October Revolution. Lenin expressed remorse for the violence and chaos that ensued after the Bolsheviks overthrew the Russian government in 1917, and admitted that the country might have been better off if they had followed a more democratic path. While some have hailed Lenin's gesture as a sign of political maturity and compassion, others have criticized it as a cynical attempt to whitewash his legacy. Either way, it looks like Lenin still has the power to stir up controversy and debate, even a century after his death.
30-Year Translation: Famous Visual Novel Outlasts Translators, Readers
2023-06-04
In a shock to fans of the classic visual novel, 'Love in the Time of Parentheses', the translation from its original Japanese has stalled for over 30 years. Despite numerous attempts and hired translators, the book remains in limbo, frustrating decades worth of fans. We delve into the story behind the failed translation and the bizarre conspiracy theories that have emerged around it.
Gordon Freeman's Secret Brother Emerges: Meet Gordon Frohman
2023-06-04
The legendary Half-Life protagonist has a little known relative, and he's even more skilled! Get ready to delve into the fantastic world of gaming and explore what makes Gordon Frohman the most impressive member of the Freeman family.
Tourists defy warning not to visit Ravenholm, are greeted by warm welcome from undead residents
2023-06-04
A group of adventurous tourists ignored the warning not to go to Ravenholm, only to be pleasantly surprised when they arrived. Despite the town being infested with zombies, the undead residents were surprisingly hospitable and even offered a guided tour of their decaying streets. The tourists reported feeling 'alive' during their visit, and are already planning their next trip back.
Life hacks from the world of speedrunning
2023-06-04
Discover the unexpected ways speedrunners are solving everyday problems with these nine tips and tricks. From avoiding traffic to cutting down wait times, these secrets from the pros will change the way you live your life (and maybe even lead you to shave a few seconds off your personal best).
CNN shocked to discover their news is actually fake
2023-06-04
In a recent investigative report, The Wibble has uncovered that CNN's news is actually made up of fake stories and propaganda. The news organization is rallying to defend its reputation, but can they convince the public to believe in their lies again?
Scientists Discover Reason for Existence of 'Why, just why' Moments in Life
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have uncovered the root cause of those moments in life where one can't help but question everything: 'Why, just why?' Get ready to have your mind blown and your existential crisis fueled as we dive into the perplexing world of human consciousness.
Local Couch Potato Outshines Fitness Enthusiasts
2023-06-04
Despite never setting foot in a gym, one man has managed to maintain a better physique than those who spend hours working out. His secret? Netflix and ice cream. Find out how he's managed to stay ahead of the fitness game without ever breaking a sweat.
New Study Shows Women's Tits Could Be the Key to Better Mental Health
2023-06-04
A shocking new study has revealed that looking at women's breasts can actually boost mental health. Researchers found that participants who had regular exposure to boobs reported lower levels of stress, anxiety and depression. Could this be the best excuse yet to stare at your coworker's chest?
New Study Shows That Staring at Men's Pecs Improves Mental Health
2023-06-04
In a breakthrough study, researchers have found that looking at muscular men's breasts can actually have a positive impact on mental health. The study, entitled 'Muscle Men Tits: Good for Mental Health?', explored the effects of staring at shirtless gym-goers on participants' mood and stress levels. The results may surprise you - read on to find out more!
Breaking News: Scientists Discover Bara Men Are Actually Just Bears in Disguise
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation, a team of scientists have discovered that the elusive bara man, known for their muscular physique and love of all things masculine, are actually just bears wearing human clothes. The discovery has stunned the community and raises questions about the true nature of these so-called 'men'. How will this affect their place in society? And will they ever come out of hibernation? Find out more in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
United States to allow citizens to take law into their own hands with new Constitution
2023-06-04
In a shock move, the US Congress has agreed to a rewrite of the country's Constitution, allowing citizens to use vigilante justice against suspected pedophiles. While the world watches with bated breath to see if it will be a success or a complete disaster, Americans are gearing up to become the new superheroes – or should we say vigilantes? Capital punishment, torture and restraint are all on the table when it comes to punishing those suspected of heinous crimes. Is this the new era of justice? Only time will tell, and we'll be sure to bring you the latest updates on this intriguing story.
Pineapple on pizza activists launch unprecedented lawsuit against satirical news website
2023-06-04
In the latest twist to the ongoing debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, a group of passionate activists has taken legal action against The Wibble. However, due to all the lawyers being busy defending the website against this unexpected lawsuit, they are unable to address any other controversial topics at this time. Stay tuned as the drama unfolds!
Bully Maguire Announces Plan for Humanity's Redemption: 'Get Religion'
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, former Spider-Man villain Bully Maguire has taken on a new role as humanity's savior. Maguire declares that humanity is an 'embarrassment' and the only way to gain forgiveness is to 'get religion'. Will his plan work or is humanity doomed to eternal damnation? Find out in our exclusive article.
'Freaky Friday' virus causes unprecedented role reversal throughout North America and Europe
2023-06-04
Reports of a new virus spreading throughout North America and Europe are causing widespread panic, as people begin experiencing an unprecedented role reversal. Those infected with the 'Freaky Friday' virus are finding themselves in the bodies of their pets, while their pets take on their human form. This bizarre phenomenon has led to chaos in homes and public places alike, with dogs driving cars and cats attending business meetings. Experts are unsure of the virus's origins or how to stop its spread, leaving many to wonder what other surprises the 'Freaky Friday' virus has in store.
Breaking News: Wonjaora Jwj A Revealed to be Secret Code for International Conspiracy
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, it has been revealed that the seemingly meaningless phrase 'Wonjaora Jwj A' is actually a secret code used by a powerful international conspiracy. Our investigative team has uncovered the true meaning behind the code and the nefarious deeds it has been used to facilitate. Prepare to be stunned by the details in this exclusive report from The Wibble.
Jeffery Dahmer and Bill Cosby Team Up for New Recipe: The Ultimate Victim Drug Cocktail
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, notorious serial killer Jeffery Dahmer has risen from the dead and teamed up with fellow criminal Bill Cosby to create a new cocktail of drugs to use on their unsuspecting victims. But Cosby doesn't stop there - he adds his signature psychedelic Jell-O pudding to the mix, creating a deadly labyrinth of mind-altering substances. Stay tuned for updates on this terrifying new development.
Local Man Discovers Secret to Choosing Between Avocado Toast and Homeownership
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking revelation, a local man has cracked the code on how to choose between indulging in the trendiest brunch item and saving for a downpayment on a house. Find out his secret and see if it can work for you too, in this must-read article on The Wibble.