English Language Now Includes Road Signs as Part of Its Vocabulary
2023-06-01
In a groundbreaking move, English language has officially added road signs to the list of its words. This means that words like 'stop', 'yield', and 'speed limit' are now recognized words in the English dictionary. Experts are now debating if other languages should follow suit and include everyday signs and symbols as part of their vocabulary. Will French now include croissants and berets, or will Chinese add dumplings and chopsticks to their lexicon? Only time will tell.
Tourettes Guy Acquires DNS Root Servers, Introduces New Bob Saget TLD
2023-06-01
In a surprising move, the notorious Tourettes Guy has acquired control over the DNS root servers and introduced a new top level domain named after none other than Bob Saget. Our sources report that website owners are scrambling to secure their own .BobSaget domains, while others question the wisdom of putting such power in the hands of someone known for uncontrollable outbursts. Will this be the beginning of a new internet era? Only time will tell.
English Language Gets a Facelift: 16 New Punctuation Symbols Added!
2023-06-01
Hold onto your hats people, the English language just got a major makeover! According to reports, 16 new punctuation symbols have been added to spice up your writing game. Keep reading to find out what they are and how you can start using them today. Trust us, you won't be able to imagine life without them!
BREAKING NEWS: English language now includes trains in alphabet
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English language has been updated to include trains as a new letter in the alphabet. Experts are scrambling to determine its pronunciation and placement in words. Train enthusiasts are thrilled while grammar purists are outraged. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
English Language Unrecognizable after Consonants Removed from Alphabet
2023-06-01
The English language just got a whole lot stranger after all the consonants were removed from the alphabet. Find out what this means for spelling bees, Scrabble tournaments, and everyday communication in our latest article on The Wibble.
English Language Takes Vowels-Only Policy to Extreme by Removing Vowels from Alphabet
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English language has gone even further with its strict vowel-only policy by removing all the vowels from the alphabet. Linguists are scratching their heads as to how this will affect the language going forward, while elementary school teachers are tearing their hair out trying to teach kids a new ABC song. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre language development.
Man discovers new party trick: The barf-fart
2023-06-01
A man from Missouri has discovered a new party trick that is sure to impress friends and family alike. By combining the act of vomiting and farting at the same time, he has coined the term 'barf-fart'. The Wibble investigates this unique phenomenon and the reactions of those who witnessed it.
Chaos Ensues as English Language Institutes Alphabetical Order Rule
2023-06-01
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the English language now requires all letters in a word to be written in alphabetical order. The new rule has caused chaos in schools, offices, and homes as people struggle to adjust to the bizarre requirement. Spellcheckers are going haywire, and autocorrect is having a meltdown. Stay tuned to find out how the world is coping with this linguistic madness.
English Language Excitedly Adopts QWERTY Switched Alphabet
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English language has abandoned its traditional alphabet order in favor of the QWERTY keyboard layout. 'We just got tired of the old boring alphabet,' said a spokesperson for the language. 'QWERTY is so much more exciting!' The change is expected to cause confusion among English learners and typists alike, but the language's leaders are confident that the benefits will outweigh the challenges.
Egyptian Hieroglyphs to Replace English Alphabet in Bizarre Language Swap
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, linguists have announced that the English language will now be written using Egyptian hieroglyphs, while the hieroglyphs will now be spelled out in the English alphabet. Experts are struggling to understand how this bizarre language swap will work, and many fear for the future of English literature. Will Shakespeare still be the same when his sonnets are rendered in pictures of birds and snakes? Only time will tell in this monumental language experiment.
Breaking News: Science Finally Breaks the Laws of Physics, Scientists Arrested
2023-06-01
In a stunning turn of events, scientists have finally succeeded in breaking the laws of physics, leading to their immediate arrest. The laws of physics, long considered unbreakable, have finally been overturned by these determined scientists, who are now facing serious legal consequences. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking story!
Wibble-Wobble: Why This Word is Taking Over the Internet
2023-06-01
A deep dive into the mysterious origins and sudden rise to fame of the term 'wibble', which seems to be popping up everywhere online. From memes to social media posts, we investigate why people can't get enough of this silly little word.
Breaking News: Monads and Monoids Take Over Mathematics!
2023-06-01
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that a monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors. Mathematicians around the world are scrambling to update their understanding of these concepts before they become irrelevant. Is this the end of traditional mathematics as we know it? The Wibble investigates.
Project Orion: A Retrospective Review of the Failed Mascara Launch
2023-06-01
We take a deep dive into the ill-fated launch of Project Orion, which promised to revolutionize the mascara industry. From exploding tubes to bird collisions, this retrospective review recounts the hilarious mishaps of the beauty industry's most notorious flop.
Ask the Wibble: Should the F-16 be called the "Fighting Falcon" or the "Viper"?
2023-06-01
In this edition of Ask the Wibble, we tackle the tough question of what to call the F-16 fighter jet. Should it be the fierce-sounding Fighting Falcon or the sly and deadly Viper? Our expert panel of fighter pilots and animal behavioralists weigh in, with surprising results. Don't miss this heated debate and decide for yourself which name is truly fitting for this iconic aircraft.
SpaceX Launches DIY Booster Kit: Blast Off with Project Orion Tech!
2023-06-01
Space enthusiasts, rejoice! Elon Musk's SpaceX has just unveiled their latest invention - a DIY booster kit that lets you launch yourself into space using the cutting-edge technology from Project Orion. Whether you're a weekend hobbyist or a full-time astronaut wannabe, this kit has everything you need to blast off from your own backyard. Read on for a hilarious look at this audacious new product and the gravity-defying possibilities it offers.
Minecraft Updated to Require Floating Trees
2023-06-01
In the latest update of the popular game Minecraft, players are now required to build all their trees floating in the air. The move has been met with mixed reactions from the gaming community. Some players argue that it adds an extra layer of difficulty, while others are just trying to figure out how to keep their treehouses from plummeting to the ground.
Man Accidentally Reboots Universe After Leaning on Giant Reset Button
2023-06-01
In a hilarious turn of events, a man stumbled upon a giant reset button and accidentally caused the universe to restart. Chaos ensues as everyone suddenly finds themselves back in their respective timelines. Will the man be able to fix his mistake or will we be stuck in a never-ending loop of existence? Find out more in this side-splitting article on The Wibble!
Breaking News: Scientists Reveal That Water is Now Officially Dry!
2023-06-01
In a shocking development, scientists have discovered that water has officially lost its ability to be wet, leaving the world in a state of utter confusion. Read on to find out how this new discovery will change the way we look at hydration forever!
Heaven and Hell team up to take down pesky black hole
2023-06-01
In a surprising move, the forces of Heaven and Hell have declared war on a common enemy - the black hole. Sources say that after centuries of battling each other, they have decided to put their differences aside and join forces to take on this menacing astronomical object. Stay tuned for updates on this epic battle between good, evil, and physics.