Apple unveils revolutionary 'Fartronic Engine' that runs on farts
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the development of a new car engine that runs entirely on farts. Dubbed the 'Fartronic Engine', the company plans to capitalize on the success of their new product by also selling the farts needed to power it. Will this innovation change the face of the automotive industry forever? Only time (and beans) will tell.
Heaven declares independence from Earth, citing irreconcilable differences
2023-06-01
In a shocking turn of events, the celestial realm has officially declared independence from its terrestrial counterpart. The move follows years of tension and disagreements, with Heaven citing a lack of common values and goals. Earth, meanwhile, has expressed disappointment but insists that it will continue to strive towards a peaceful coexistence with its heavenly neighbour.
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists Discover That Cats are Actually Liquid Aliens!
2023-06-01
In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have revealed that cats are not actually made of solid matter but are, in fact, liquid aliens from another planet! Find out what this could mean for the future of our feline friends, and how it explains why they always seem to defy the laws of physics.
English language adopts cyrillic alphabet as official writing system
2023-06-01
In a surprising turn of events, English language experts have decided to switch to using the cyrillic alphabet for all written communication. The transition will require all English speakers to learn a new set of characters and will undoubtedly lead to some confusion and hilarious misunderstandings. Stay tuned for updates on how this change will impact our daily lives.
English Alphabet Loses 10 Letters Overnight
2023-06-01
In a shocking turn of events, the English language has removed 10 letters from its alphabet. Words such as 'xenophobia', 'quarantine' and 'electricity' are now impossible to spell. Linguists and educators are scrambling to adjust to the new reality while conspiracy theorists claim the government is behind it all. Stay tuned for updates as the language continues to evolve!
Microsoft CEO Declares Apple's 'Fartronic Engine' as Best Innovation
2023-06-01
During a recent developer keynote, Sathya Nandella of Microsoft lauded Apple's 'Fartronic Engine' as the best innovation yet! Nandella was so impressed that he ordered the engine for his car along with Apple's 'fart + food' subscription. But things took a hilarious turn when Nandella's fart was heard loud and clear due to his diet, causing MS fan boys to frantically capture the gas. Who knew that farts could be the next big thing in tech?
Local man arrested for excessive use of LINQ statements while farting
2023-06-01
In a strange turn of events, a local man has been arrested for using excessive LINQ statements while farting. It was reported that his code emitted an unpleasant odor and caused headaches among his colleagues. The man has been charged with foul play and is being held for questioning.
Interdimensional Council of Trees Float their Way into the Galactic Senate
2023-06-01
In a surprising turn of events, the galactic senate has added an entirely new branch of government made up of interdimensional trees. We spoke to some of the council members to get their take on the matter, but unfortunately, all they had to say was 'photosynthesis'.
Putin Claims He'll Only Pay Haag Fine in Rubles
2023-06-01
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been sued in The Hague, but he's not too concerned. In a recent statement, he declared that he will only pay the fine in rubles, since he believes the euro and dollar are too unstable. Critics are calling this move 'typical Putin' and are questioning his commitment to international law and financial stability.
Local Man Arrested for Overusing LINQ Statements While Under the Influence
2023-06-01
A local man's programming skills got him into trouble when he started chaining together too many LINQ statements while intoxicated. Find out how his love for LINQ led to his ultimate downfall in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Justin Bieber's Farts Reach New Heights With Apple's 'Fartronic' Engine
2023-06-01
A new study has shown that half of air pollution can be attributed to Justin Bieber's increased flatulence production after purchasing Apple's 'Fartronic' Engine. Sources indicate that his fart and Apple subscription have caused him to consume foods that exacerbate his condition. The pop star is now reportedly considering selling his farts, but is struggling to control his emissions while performing. Stay tuned for updates on this gassy situation.
Microsoft Windows now supports glass display cases for optimal viewing experience
2023-06-01
In a surprising move, Microsoft has updated their operating system to support displays and screens that serve no practical purpose other than being showcased in sleek glass cases. Users can now admire their monitor's glossy sheen and pristine design without the inconvenience of actually using it for work. Finally, a valuable addition to the world of computing.
Justin Bieber Buys Apple's Million Dollar 'Fartronic' Engine and Fart+ Subscription Service
2023-06-01
In a shocking turn of events, pop sensation Justin Bieber has become the first buyer of Apple's new 'Fartronic' fart car engine, despite its whopping one million dollar price tag. But that's not all - Apple is also offering a 'Fart+' subscription service to deliver foods that promote flatulence straight to your doorstep. And if that wasn't enough, rumor has it that Apple plans to start selling farts themselves in the near future. Is this the future of automotive technology, or just a smelly gimmick? Only time will tell.
10 Simple Steps to Writing an AI Prompt That Will Make Your Computer Fall in Love
2023-06-01
Are you tired of robotic, soulless responses from your artificial intelligence? Follow these 10 easy steps to create a prompt that will have your AI swooning and begging for more.
Apple Introduces Revolutionary Fart-Powered Car Engine (Steering Sold Separately)
2023-06-01
In a bold move towards sustainability, Apple unveils their latest creation: a car engine that runs on farts! The tech giant claims that fart can make the wheels run faster and promises that the new engine will surely blow your mind. But be warned, the steering is sold separately - so hold on tight to those fart-powered reins!
Metallica Takes S&M3 Concert to Heaven, Reuniting with Late Bassist Cliff Burton
2023-06-01
The legendary heavy metal band, Metallica, gives an otherworldly performance of S&M3 alongside their late bassist Cliff Burton. Fans are stunned as they witness the band's reunion with Burton in the ultimate heaven for rockstars. Read on for an exclusive look at this one-of-a-kind concert event that's truly out of this world!
US Troops Getting Ready to Evacuate Embassy Staff from Sudan and... Texas?
2023-06-01
In a surprising move, the US is sending troops to Sudan to potentially evacuate embassy staff amidst violent protests. But they're also preparing for another unexpected location: Texas. Find out why US soldiers are being deployed to the Lone Star State in this satirical article on The Wibble.
Behind the Scenes: The Secret Recipe for Wibble News Articles
2023-06-01
Ever wonder how the brilliant minds at The Wibble come up with their hilarious news articles? We peeked behind the curtain and uncovered the top-secret process, involving a magical combination of caffeine, sleep deprivation, and a touch of absurdity. Get ready to be amazed (or slightly concerned)!
10 Hilarious Alternatives to Android for Privacy-Conscious Users
2023-06-01
Tired of being tracked by big corporations? Check out these wacky and off-beat privacy-friendly alternatives to Android that are sure to make you laugh out loud! From the quirky 'Potato OS' to the absurd 'Hamster Wheel Mobile', you won't believe what these tech companies have come up with to protect your personal data. Read on to find out more!
Local reader claims The Wibble is more addictive than Netflix
2023-06-01
An avid reader of The Wibble recently made a shocking claim that reading our articles is even more engaging than binge-watching TV shows on Netflix. Find out why The Wibble is the new source of addiction, according to our loyal fan.