Local Man and Cloud Man Engage in Epic Battle for Sky Supremacy
2023-05-26
In a showdown of epic proportions, a local man and a cloud man take to the skies in a battle for control of the heavens above. Will the earthbound hero emerge victorious, or will the ethereal foe reign supreme? Find out in this exclusive report from The Wibble.
Local Man Discovers Using Microservices Makes Him Feel Giant
2023-05-26
A man in our town discovered that using microservices made him feel like a giant. Read on to find out how small software components can boost your ego and productivity at the same time.
BREAKING NEWS: Squirrel Elected as New Mayor in Small Town
2023-05-26
In an unexpected turn of events, a squirrel has been elected as the new mayor of a small town. Residents are shocked but excited for what this furry politician has in store. Will the town become a utopia for nuts, or will the squirrels finally take over? Stay tuned for more updates.
NvidAI: When artificial intelligence takes over the GPU market
2023-05-27
The GPU giant Nvidia has shocked the industry by rebranding itself as NvidAI and claiming to be an AI-powered company. Tech experts speculate what this move could mean for the future of the gaming and tech industries.
AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI: Artificial Intelligence Takes Over the Music Industry
2023-05-27
In a world where machines reign supreme, the music industry has become the latest victim of a technological takeover. With AI algorithms creating hit songs and robotic performers taking the stage, is there any place left for human creativity in the music industry? Find out in this hilarious and thought-provoking article from The Wibble.
Woman claiming to be Lisa-Sue sent from the future to stop Nvidia from creating Skynet
2023-05-27
In a bizarre twist, a woman named Lisa-Sue has revealed that she has been sent from the future to stop Nvidia from creating Skynet. Our investigative team dives deep into this strange story and uncovers some shocking revelations about the future of AI and humanity. Don't miss out on this mind-bending article on The Wibble.
Jensen Huang Revealed to Be a Terminator 2000
2023-05-27
In a shocking turn of events, NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang was exposed as a Terminator 2000 model sent from the future to ensure the success of the company's graphics card technology. Sources say Huang's capabilities include advanced AI, liquid metal shapeshifting abilities, and a killer sense of humor. We reached out to Huang for comment, but all we received was a cold, metallic response.
Jensen Huang Announces Skynet Powered by NVIDIA: Should We Panic?
2023-05-27
In a shocking development at the NVIDIA GTC conference, CEO Jensen Huang revealed that Skynet, the fictional AI from Terminator, is now a reality thanks to NVIDIA's technology. As people wonder if we're headed towards a dystopian future, Huang insists that Skynet will focus on 'positive' tasks such as curing diseases and eradicating poverty. Humorously, with NVIDIA's track record in gaming, will Skynet turn out to be a sore loser when playing chess or Monopoly?
Experts Agree: Satire Is Now Indistinguishable from Reality
2023-05-27
In a shocking new report, leading experts have found that satire has officially crossed the line into reality. This new reality has left many confused and wondering where the joke ends and reality begins. The Wibble investigates this bizarre phenomenon and what it means for the future of humour.
Food Packages Shrink So Much, Customers Need a Microscope to Find Them!
2023-05-26
As food costs continue to rise, companies are finding sneaky ways to increase prices without alarming consumers. The latest tactic? Shrinking package sizes to hide price increases. But how small can these packages get? Soon, we'll need a microscope just to find the food inside! Will we all starve to death before we can find our next meal? Read on for more.
Local Man Surprised to Discover He's No Match for Florida Man
2023-05-26
In a shocking turn of events, a regular guy from Anytown, USA decided to take on the infamous Florida Man in a battle of wits, strength, and sheer ridiculousness. But what started as a harmless competition quickly turned into a disaster for our unsuspecting hero. Follow along as we document the hilarious and slightly disturbing events that transpired when Local Man went up against Florida Man.
Local Man Outraged After Being Defeated by Remote Man in Virtual Reality Game
2023-05-26
In a shocking turn of events, a local man has lost to a remote man in a virtual reality game, sparking outrage and disbelief. The two opponents were miles apart, but that didn't stop the remote man from emerging victorious. The defeated local man is now questioning the validity of remote gaming and demanding a rematch. Stay tuned for further developments.
Journalists Attacked for Their Bold Stance Against Pineapple on Pizza
2023-05-26
The Wibble's brave journalists are feeling the heat, as they face a backlash of hatred and pizza-hurling for standing up to the controversial topping. Find out how these intrepid reporters are fighting for pizza purity, one slice at a time.
Breaking News: Lionman spotted in city park!
2023-05-26
Eyewitnesses have reported a half-man, half-lion creature roaming around the city park. Is this a new species or just a really committed cosplay enthusiast? Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Alien superhero Jaspion spotted in Tokyo sushi restaurant
2023-05-26
Eyewitnesses report seeing Jaspion, the iconic space hero from the 80s, enjoying a meal at a traditional sushi restaurant in Tokyo. Sources claim that Jaspion is on a mission to learn the secrets of Japanese cuisine to bring back to his home planet. Fans around the world are buzzing with excitement at the possibility of a new Jaspion adventure, involving intergalactic foodie battles.
Local Man Mistakenly Believes He is Spectreman
2023-05-26
In a bizarre turn of events, a local man has claimed to have transformed into the popular Japanese superhero, Spectreman. Eyewitnesses report that the man was seen jumping off buildings and attempting to fly in the streets. The man insists that he has been imbued with superpowers and has vowed to protect the city at all costs. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Breaking News: Chemotherapy Found to Cause Cancer
2023-05-26
In a shocking discovery, a new study reveals that chemotherapy, once believed to be a lifesaving treatment for cancer, may actually be a leading cause of the disease. The pharmaceutical industry is left reeling as doctors and patients alike question the safety of this widely used treatment.
Local Man Attempts to Use 'Shazam' App to Summon Superpowers
2023-05-26
In a hilarious turn of events, a man claims to have tried using the popular app 'Shazam' to give himself superhuman abilities. We delve into his story and the surprising results of his experiment.
Florida Man's Own Feet Declare War with Tripping Incident
2023-05-26
In a dramatic turn of events, a Florida man's own feet have seemingly revolted against their owner, causing a high-stakes tripping incident. Sources say the man is currently in negotiations with his feet to end the conflict, but tensions remain high. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.
Giant Robots Outlawed From Baked Beans After Mass Farting
2023-05-26
The government has finally taken action after multiple complaints about giant robots emitting toxic farts after eating too many baked beans. A new law has been passed banning giant robots from consuming this gas-inducing food.