Timmy Declares Rice Pudding the 'Scum of the Earth'
2023-06-04
In a shocking statement, 10-year-old Timmy has declared rice pudding to be the most disgusting food on the planet. Find out what led to his disdain for this classic dessert, and how the pudding community is reacting to this outrage.
Crazed Racist Man Goes to Furry Convention and Gets Convert-d
2023-06-04
A man with a hateful agenda attends a furry convention with the intention of spreading hate and chaos, but ends up finding acceptance and joining the community instead. Will he ditch his racist ways and embrace the furry lifestyle? Find out in this outrageous and hilarious article on The Wibble!
Local Walmart Selling Holy Grail as Ordinary Glass
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, a local Walmart has been caught selling what appears to be the Holy Grail as just an ordinary glass. Customers are in disbelief as they realize they have been drinking from a cup of eternal life without even knowing it. We reached out to Walmart for a comment, but they simply shrugged and said 'Hey, it was in the glassware section.'
Breaking News: Cat writes Pulitzer Prize-winning article by walking on keyboard
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a cat has accidentally submitted an article that has blown the minds of literary critics worldwide. The cat's owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that the feline simply walked across their keyboard, but the resulting piece of writing is nothing short of extraordinary. The article, titled [insert title here], is already being hailed as a masterpiece and is sure to win the Pulitzer Prize for journalism. Who knew cats had such talent?
AI attempts to guess user input, hilariously fails
2023-06-04
The Wibble's latest experiment involved software attempting to interpret a user's guidance for generating content. Read on to find out how AI fared in its attempt to guess what the user meant.
Flamingo movie causing outrage among Colombian drug lords
2023-06-04
The latest Hollywood musical comedy starring Bruno Mars, Donald Trump, and Morgan Freeman has sparked controversy among Colombian drug lords, who claim the board game-inspired film has defamed the life of notorious drug lord Walter White. The plot follows Walter (Mars) as he escapes from prison and flees to Miami, where he finds himself entangled in a world of colourful characters and unexpected opportunities. Trump's role as a corrupt politician has also raised eyebrows among critics, who are calling for a boycott of the film. Morgan Freeman, as always, steals the show as a sassy flamingo who guides Walter through his journey of self-discovery.
Scientists Discover World Only Began in 1954
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, scientists have determined that the world did not exist prior to August 15th, 1954 at precisely 3:32PM. The implications of this finding are sure to rock the scientific community and leave the rest of us questioning what we think we know about our existence.
Local Man Declared Ikea Whisperer After Assembling Furniture on First Try
2023-06-04
In a stunning display of handyman prowess, a local man has accomplished the nearly impossible feat of assembling an Ikea furniture piece on his first attempt. Witnesses report that the man, who wishes to remain anonymous, used no tools other than the provided Allen wrench and appeared to have an intuitive understanding of the cryptic instructions. Experts are now referring to him as the 'Ikea Whisperer' and are flocking to him for consultations.
Local Wigan Man Goes from Bread Baker to Pro Gamer: The Yeasty Rise to Fame
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, a Wigan man's bread baking skills led him to a new career as a professional gamer. Learn about his journey from kneading dough to earning dough in this hilarious and heartwarming story.
Local Man Attempts to Paint Rainbow on House Using Only Eight Colors
2023-06-04
In a daring DIY project, a man in our community has set out to paint a rainbow on his house using only the colors red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple, pink, grey, and white. Will he succeed or will his rainbow end up looking like a poorly executed tie-dye shirt? Find out more on The Wibble.
Local Man's Time Machine Spoils Upcoming Netflix Series
2023-06-04
A local man has allegedly discovered a time machine and decided to use it for the most devious purpose possible - spoiling the plot of an upcoming Netflix series. How did he acquire this technology? Who is the unfortunate victim of his time-traveling spoilers? Find out on The Wibble!
No One Raves About Four Stars: A Tragic Tale of Mediocrity
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation, it turns out that no one really cares about restaurants or products that receive four out of five stars. We delve deeper into this phenomenon and offer some potential explanations for why this may be the case, including the theory that people are simply too lazy to write a meaningful review for anything less than a perfect rating. Don't be fooled into thinking that four stars is anything to brag about - let's strive for greatness, people!
The Wibble Hires a Bird Lawyer?
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, satirical news website The Wibble is seeking to hire a lawyer proficient in Bird law, but is closing its doors to non-avian candidates. Will this new legal expert finally bring order to the chaotic world of bird politics? Stay tuned as we follow this feathered saga.
Local Musician Bobby Conn Announces Presidential Victory: 'I Rocked the Vote!'
2023-06-04
Bobby Conn, beloved musician and icon in the Chicago scene, has stunned the world by winning the US presidency! In a campaign characterized by wild performances and outrageous outfits, Bobby Conn proved that rock and roll may just be the key to politics. Supporters are thrilled, hailing this victory as a triumph of the counter-culture. Conn himself declared 'I rocked the vote!' at his victory concert, which featured free beer and an electrifying set by his band, The Burglars.
New Study Finds TikTok Dances Only Bring More Existential Dread
2023-06-04
A recent study has shown that despite the temporary dopamine rush, TikTok dances ultimately lead to increased feelings of existential despair. Who knew that our attempts to distract ourselves from the absurdity of existence were only making things worse? Find out more in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Breaking News: The Wibble Falsely Claims Own Article to be Breaking News
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, satirical news website 'The Wibble' has falsely claimed their latest article to be breaking news. Sources close to the situation are calling it a desperate attempt for attention. Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking (but not really) story.
Time Traveller from the Future Beats Nazis and Lady Gaga in Epic Radio Appearance
2023-06-04
A sensational discovery of a 1938 radio transcript reveals a mysterious time traveller who not only warned of the upcoming war but also crushed his opponents during a poker game with Lady Gaga's hit song. Experts and conspiracy theorists debate whether the stranger was a real hero or just another prankster playing a dangerous game with time.
Avocado Toast Steals Hearts: Survey Shows Benedict Cumberbatch Out of Favor
2023-06-04
A recent study has confirmed what we all suspected: avocado toast has officially taken over as the heartthrob of the food world, leaving Benedict Cumberbatch in the dust. Will the actor ever recover from this blow to his ego? Only time will tell.
Breaking News: AWRUAHX Takes Over the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the mysterious organization known as AWRUAHX has taken control of every major government and corporation on the planet. But who is behind this enigmatic group? And what are their plans for the future? The Wibble investigates.
US Supreme Court Hears Landmark Chicken v. Egg Legal Dispute
2023-06-04
In a case that has baffled legal experts and scientists alike, the age-old question of whether the chicken or the egg came first has finally reached the highest court in the land. The egg, represented by a team of brilliant lawyers, is arguing that the chicken's claim to primacy is unfounded and unproven. The chicken, however, insists that without its presence, there would be no egg to argue about. Will the Supreme Court finally settle this age-old dispute once and for all? Stay tuned for updates.