Local Man Tries to Cure Depression by Becoming Pro Gamer, Fails Miserably
2023-06-04
After hitting a low point with his mental health, a man from Wigan decided to pursue a career in competitive gaming. Unfortunately for him, his lack of skill and experience made his dreams of becoming a pro CS:GO player a distant reality. Read on to find out how he coped with yet another setback in his quest for happiness.
Earth 2948: No Cats, Yes Stereotypes, and King Trump II
2023-06-04
A visitor from Earth 2948 claims that cats don't exist in his world, but gender stereotypes are still going strong. However, what really caught our attention is that King Donald Trump II has been ruling the United States since 2009! Is this a glimpse into our future or just another dimension?
Turkish man named Todd wins ‘Most Disastrous Public Poop’ award
2023-06-04
Todd, a Turkish man, left everyone in utter shock and disgust after he pooped his pants while receiving an award for his outstanding contributions to the community. The entire incident was captured on live television and has since gone viral on social media. Todd's embarrassing moment has earned him the title of the winner of the 'Most Disastrous Public Poop' award. Will he ever live it down? Only time will tell.
Local Man Discovers Revolutionary Cure for Boredom
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking discovery, a local man has found a groundbreaking way to cure boredom. He claims that it's so simple, it's almost stupid. Find out what this revolutionary cure is and how it can change your life in our exclusive interview.
40-Year-Old Man Goes through Pregnancy as a 16-Year-Old School Girl and Gets Married: The Ultimate Mocking of Gender Stereotypes
2023-06-04
Follow the uproarious and absurd journey of a middle-aged man who defies societal norms and expectations and embarks on both an unexpected pregnancy and marriage as a teenage girl. Will he successfully navigate the challenges of pregnancy as a man and the struggles of being a young bride? Find out in this sidesplitting tale on The Wibble.
Breaking News: World Ending Because of Unpronounceable Virus
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that the end of the world is not due to climate change or nuclear Armageddon, but a virus with a name that no one can pronounce. We speak with experts to learn more about this bizarre phenomenon and how it will impact the final days of human existence.
Christopher Nolan to Direct Nando's Biographical Thriller: 'The Peri-Peri Redemption'
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, renowned filmmaker Christopher Nolan has signed on to direct a biographical thriller about the history of Nando's. Titled 'The Peri-Peri Redemption', the film promises to tell the tale of how the famous chicken restaurant became a cultural phenomenon. Nolan is reportedly a fan of Nando's and is excited to bring its story to the big screen, promising to keep audiences on the edge of their seats with his signature twists and turns. No word yet on who will play the famous Nando's rooster mascot, but we can't wait to find out!
Discotheque Owners Shocked: Study Shows Majority of Patrons Don't Know What a Jukebox Is
2023-06-04
A recent study has shown that despite the fact that 'Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes' contains every letter of the alphabet, most young club-goers don't even know what a jukebox is. We spoke to several discotheque owners who were shocked by the findings and are now considering adding retro machines to their establishments in an effort to educate the youth and bring back the nostalgic sound of the past.
Local Man's Dream of Becoming World-Renowned CS:GO Player Going Up in Smoke
2023-06-04
Follow the hilarious journey of a British man as he tries to make it big in the world of CS:GO, but faces one obstacle after another. From embarrassing losses to frustrating teammates, this article will make you laugh and shake your head in disbelief at the same time.
Time Traveler From 2049 Predicts Second American Civil War
2023-06-04
A time traveler from 2049 has reportedly predicted that the Second American Civil War will begin on March 15th, 2024 and end on July 6th, 2038. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking news story on The Wibble, your go-to source for all things satirical and absurd.
40-Year-Old Man Goes through Pregnancy as a 16-Year-Old School Girl: Hilarious Misadventures Continue
2023-06-04
Follow the absurd journey of a middle-aged man who finds himself pregnant, all while pretending to be a teenage girl. From dealing with morning sickness in English class to navigating the drama of high school relationships with a growing belly, this story is sure to make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. Will he/she be able to keep up the act and avoid revealing the truth? Find out in this outrageous satire that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about age and gender.
Breaking News: Man Interrupts Scheduled Programming to Report on Importance of Scheduled Programming Interruptions
2023-06-04
In a bizarre twist of events, a man has interrupted scheduled programming to discuss the significance of 'Breaking News' interruptions. Stay tuned to learn more about this groundbreaking interruption.
Chris Pratt to Star in Indiana Jones and the Infinity Gauntlet Film: Fans Paralyzed with Anticipation
2023-06-04
Moviegoers are at the edge of their seats as it's announced that Chris Pratt will star in the highly awaited Indiana Jones and the Infinity Gauntlet film, set to release on January 1st, 2027. Fans are already buying up tickets and popcorn in bulk, as they brace themselves for the most epic crossover event imaginable. Will Indy be able to handle the power of the Gauntlet? Will Pratt be able to do Harrison Ford justice? Only time will tell, but we can guarantee that it will be a wild ride from start to finish.
The Wibble Admits to Being a Waste of Time, But Claims it's Worth It
2023-06-04
After years of speculation and criticism, The Wibble has finally come clean about its true purpose: to distract people from the monotonous drudgery of daily life. While some may argue that this is a pointless endeavor, The Wibble argues that laughter and entertainment are necessities in a world full of stress and anxiety. So go ahead, waste some time on The Wibble, your mental health might just thank you for it.
Breaking News: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM Takes Over the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the letters QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM have declared themselves the new world leaders. Citizens are scrambling to learn the new alphabet-based language and adjust to the new power structure. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Ohio introduces Pro-Daughter Laws, Sons to be executed
2023-06-04
In a bold move, Ohio has introduced Pro-Daughter laws that aim to empower and protect daughters. The catch? It demands the execution of all sons born in the state. This controversial law has caused quite a stir, with sons protesting and daughters celebrating. Find out more in this satirical take on current events!
Breaking: America Is Facing a Fast Food Shortage!
2023-06-04
Fast food restaurants across the country are shutting down due to a lack of customers, leaving Americans with a major problem: not enough fast food. Experts warn that this could lead to a rise in home cooking and healthy eating, a prospect that has left many Americans terrified. We investigate the consequences of America's fast food crisis and how the government is planning to respond.
Amazon's Dirty Little Secret: Everything They Sell is Just Cheap Crap
2023-06-04
After years of convincing Americans that Amazon has everything they need, people are finally waking up to the reality that all they're getting is low-quality, poorly-made products. Consumers are outraged and Amazon is feeling the heat. Will they finally own up to their deception?
Breaking News: Never Gonna Give You Up Takes Over The Wibble
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble staff has been Rickrolling its readers all along. The latest article titled '10 Ways to Improve Your Productivity' seemed innocent enough, until readers realized the entire article was just the lyrics to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. How will The Wibble recover from this epic prank? Stay tuned for more updates.
Disney Announces Hostile Takeover of U.S. Congress
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, Disney has acquired control of the United States Congress through a hostile takeover. The House of Mouse is now poised to rule the land with an iron fist, and some beloved characters are set to take on new roles in the government. Will Mickey Mouse be the new Speaker of the House? Will Goofy control the budget? Stay tuned to find out how this merger will affect your daily life.