British Army Embraces their Sweet Side: Cupcakes Now a New MRE Option
2023-06-04
In an attempt to boost morale, the British Army has officially announced that it will be adding cupcakes to its list of Meal, Ready-to-Eat (MRE) options. Soldiers in the field will now have access to a range of delicious flavors, including chocolate fudge, red velvet, and lemon. Is this a sign that the British Army is becoming softer or just a smart move to keep troops happy? You decide!
Student Wins Lottery, Pays Off 1% of Student Loan; Shocks World
2023-06-04
In an unprecedented feat, a student has won the lottery and managed to pay off a whopping 1% of their astronomical student loan debt. The internet is abuzz with the news, with many calling it the greatest financial achievement of our time. We speak to the lucky winner about their plans for the remaining 99% of their debt.
In Breaking News: Nashville Parents Trade Son's Future for Off-Roading Adventure
2023-06-04
A privileged Nashville teen is trading his future and his father's money for a shiny new Jeep Wrangler with a ridiculous amount of extras. Despite receiving $14k in merit scholarships, this promising young student's parents decided to use that money towards their son's extravagant new ride instead of his college tuition. Stay tuned for updates on their upcoming off-roading adventures and how this decision will impact his future education.
Parents Trade in Son's Car for Jeep as Reward for Scholarships, Leave College Expenses Uncovered
2023-06-04
A set of Tennessee parents have decided to reward their son's academic achievements with a 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition, leaving him with $0 in college expenses. The catch? They traded in his 2014 Cadillac CTS with 70,000 miles for only $14k, then turned around and paid $26k for the Jeep with 59,000 miles. With an average fuel economy of 17 MPG and an 8-inch lift, this Jeep screams for off-roading - but does it also scream 'poor financial planning'? Join us as we explore this family's decision-making process.
Parents Trade-In Son's Cadillac for Rubicon Jeep as Merit Scholarship Reward
2023-06-04
Cross Plains parents in Nashville make a questionable trade-in decision for their son, Webb, by swapping out his Cadillac for a more expensive 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition with 33 inch tires, 17 MPG average fuel economy, 8 inch lift, and 59,000 miles for $26k. Despite having $14k in merit scholarships going towards his college tuition at Union University, Webb will now be cruising around in a vehicle that's better suited for off-roading and hanging out with his friends. Is this really the best use of scholarship money? The Wibble investigates.
Parents Trade In Son's Car for Scholarship Present: Jeep Wrangler with 30 inch Wheels
2023-06-04
In a bold move, parents of an 18-year-old Union University bound teenager traded in their son's 2014 Cadillac CTS with 70,000 miles for a more expensive 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition with 30 inch wheels. The catch? The new car only gets 18 miles per gallon fuel economy and costs $26k, presented as a scholarship present. While the son, Paul Webb, loves the new ride and can't wait to go off-roading with his friends, we can't help but wonder what kind of scholarship requires such lavish gifts.
Study Reveals: Wobbly Bits the Key to Endless Dancing
2023-06-04
According to a groundbreaking new study, those jiggly parts of your body that you've been trying to hide are actually crucial to your ability to dance all night long. The Wibble gets the skinny on this discovery and how it's changing the dancing game.
Union University student spends life savings on gas-guzzling Jeep
2023-06-04
Paul Webb, an 18-year-old student bound for Union University, has made the ultimate sacrifice for his love of off-roading. In a move that has his parents scratching their heads, Webb dropped $26,500 on a 2013 Jeep Rubicon 10th Anniversary, complete with 30 inch off-road tires and a fuel economy to make even the most green-conscious person cringe. Despite bemoaning the poor gas mileage, Webb can't get enough of his new ride. Perhaps the open road is calling, or maybe he just really likes the smell of gasoline. Either way, we applaud his dedication to adventure and his willingness to embrace the stereotype of a typical Jeep owner.
Adjunct Professors Moonlight as Waiters to Pay Off Student Loans
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking investigation, The Wibble has uncovered that many adjunct professors are working as waiters to make ends meet and pay off their massive student loan debt. We spoke to several brilliant scholars who are now serving food and drinks to make a living. One professor even joked that they could teach customers calculus while taking their orders. Is this the sad reality of higher education in America, or simply another example of the struggles of the working class? Find out in this exclusive report.
BREAKING NEWS: God found living among us - but is it in a dorm in Sus?
2023-06-04
A recent research study has revealed that the divine presence of God is not just a myth - in fact, God may be sharing a room with you in the infamous Sus residence hall. Our investigative team dives deep into the mystical and perhaps claustrophobic living conditions of God Himself, and what this means for the world as we know it.
Local Man Shocked to Discover Jeeps Have Poor Gas Mileage
2023-06-04
An 18-year-old Nashville resident bound for Union University thought he was getting a sweet deal on a 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary, but he quickly learned the hard truth about Jeeps: they're gas guzzlers. Read on to find out how this city slicker's dreams of off-roading adventures were dashed by his car's poor fuel economy.
Johnny Castaway Survivor Found After 30 Years on Deserted Island!
2023-06-04
In a tale of survival and perseverance, Johnny Castaway, the iconic character from the old screensaver, was found by rescue teams after being stranded on a deserted island for over 30 years. Find out how he survived and what he's been up to all these years in this exclusive interview!
Upsurge in Buffet Patrons: Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers (ABDLs) come out of the closet?
2023-06-04
The recent spike in buffet patrons has raised some eyebrows. Could Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers (ABDLs) be a contributing factor? Our investigative report delves into this taboo topic.
6ix9ine and PewDiePie engage in hilarious feud over 'Coco' song
2023-06-04
The controversial rapper and famous YouTuber have taken to social media to exchange jabs over the use of the 'Coco' song in one of PewDiePie's videos. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of internet personalities? Find out in our latest article on The Wibble.
Muse vs Coldplay: The Feud that Birthed the First Diss Track
2023-06-04
In 2006, Chris Martin criticized Muse's album 'Black Holes and Revelations', leading to a feud between the two bands. Muse fired back with their first diss track, 'Chris Who?', and the drama between these two iconic bands was ignited. Join us as we delve into the juicy details of this epic musical feud.
Wibble's AI Fooled Again By Deez Nuts Pranksters
2023-06-04
The Wibble's editorial team are not happy after discovering that their AI has fallen for yet another classic 'deez nuts' prank. Despite efforts to filter out offensive content, the AI system was duped into publishing a fake news story. The pranksters behind the joke are yet to be identified, but have left the Wibble editors red-faced and questioning the reliability of their technology.
Coldplay Castaway: Jonny Buckland Finds New Home with Muse, Bandmates Fuming
2023-06-04
The rock world is reeling with the news of Jonny Buckland's departure from Coldplay and controversial move to join rival band Muse. Guy Berryman and Will Champion have taken to Twitter to express their anger, while Chris Martin and Matt Bellamy defend Buckland's decision. Let's hope this doesn't lead to an all-out musical war!
President Invites Wibble Editor to Sugondese: A Satirical Dream Come True
2023-06-04
President [insert fictional name] has done the unthinkable and reached out to The Wibble, inviting their editor to the infamous land of Sugondese. While the editor is ecstatic about the opportunity to finally experience the satire-fueled paradise, some are questioning the President's true motives. Will this be a hilarious adventure, or a sinister political move? Stay tuned to find out!
The Wibble's Step-by-Step Guide to Ruling the World (With a Touch of Sarcasm)
2023-06-04
Ready to take over the world? The Wibble has got you covered with our tongue-in-cheek guide to global domination. From plotting world domination to dealing with pesky rebellions, we'll give you all the tips and tricks you need to rule with an iron fist (and a bit of humor).
Local man begs The Wibble to put a warning label on articles
2023-06-04
A local man has come forward, expressing his frustration with the overwhelming amount of content being generated by The Wibble. He claims that he simply cannot keep up with the witty satire and farcical news stories, and has begged the creators to slow down and provide warning labels for particularly clever articles. Will The Wibble comply with this request? Or will they continue to unleash their humor on an unsuspecting public?