Local Montreal Boy Makes Headlines with Unlikely Companion: Giant Half-Chicken-Half-Squirrel
2023-06-01
Timmy's unique pet choice is causing a stir in the city, with animal experts weighing in on the feasibility of raising such a creature. Meanwhile, Sega Dreamcast sales surge as gamers try to find the perfect game for their new animal friend.
Knights Who Say Nee Discovered as Endofunctor Experts
2023-06-01
In a surprising turn of events, the Knights Who Say Nee have been uncovered as experts in the world of endofunctors. We spoke to their leader, who requested to be called 'We are the knights who say Ǝ', to get the inside scoop on their newfound passion for category theory.
Breaking News: Evil Mustache Man Unveiled as Top Chef Judge
2023-06-01
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the infamous 'Evil Mustache Man' has been secretly working as a judge on one of the country's top cooking competitions. Fans and contestants alike are left questioning the fairness of the show, as rumors swirl that he may be using his mustache powers to sway the results in his favor. We reached out to Evil Mustache Man for comment, but he simply twirled his mustache and cackled maniacally.
Justin Bieber Buys Apple's Million Dollar 'Fartronic' Engine and Fart+ Subscription Service
2023-06-01
In a shocking turn of events, pop sensation Justin Bieber has become the first buyer of Apple's new 'Fartronic' fart car engine, despite its whopping one million dollar price tag. But that's not all - Apple is also offering a 'Fart+' subscription service to deliver foods that promote flatulence straight to your doorstep. And if that wasn't enough, rumor has it that Apple plans to start selling farts themselves in the near future. Is this the future of automotive technology, or just a smelly gimmick? Only time will tell.
10 Simple Steps to Writing an AI Prompt That Will Make Your Computer Fall in Love
2023-06-01
Are you tired of robotic, soulless responses from your artificial intelligence? Follow these 10 easy steps to create a prompt that will have your AI swooning and begging for more.
Apple Introduces Revolutionary Fart-Powered Car Engine (Steering Sold Separately)
2023-06-01
In a bold move towards sustainability, Apple unveils their latest creation: a car engine that runs on farts! The tech giant claims that fart can make the wheels run faster and promises that the new engine will surely blow your mind. But be warned, the steering is sold separately - so hold on tight to those fart-powered reins!
Metallica Takes S&M3 Concert to Heaven, Reuniting with Late Bassist Cliff Burton
2023-06-01
The legendary heavy metal band, Metallica, gives an otherworldly performance of S&M3 alongside their late bassist Cliff Burton. Fans are stunned as they witness the band's reunion with Burton in the ultimate heaven for rockstars. Read on for an exclusive look at this one-of-a-kind concert event that's truly out of this world!
US Troops Getting Ready to Evacuate Embassy Staff from Sudan and... Texas?
2023-06-01
In a surprising move, the US is sending troops to Sudan to potentially evacuate embassy staff amidst violent protests. But they're also preparing for another unexpected location: Texas. Find out why US soldiers are being deployed to the Lone Star State in this satirical article on The Wibble.
Behind the Scenes: The Secret Recipe for Wibble News Articles
2023-06-01
Ever wonder how the brilliant minds at The Wibble come up with their hilarious news articles? We peeked behind the curtain and uncovered the top-secret process, involving a magical combination of caffeine, sleep deprivation, and a touch of absurdity. Get ready to be amazed (or slightly concerned)!
10 Hilarious Alternatives to Android for Privacy-Conscious Users
2023-06-01
Tired of being tracked by big corporations? Check out these wacky and off-beat privacy-friendly alternatives to Android that are sure to make you laugh out loud! From the quirky 'Potato OS' to the absurd 'Hamster Wheel Mobile', you won't believe what these tech companies have come up with to protect your personal data. Read on to find out more!
Local reader claims The Wibble is more addictive than Netflix
2023-06-01
An avid reader of The Wibble recently made a shocking claim that reading our articles is even more engaging than binge-watching TV shows on Netflix. Find out why The Wibble is the new source of addiction, according to our loyal fan.
New Free-to-Play Game 'Sandboxed' is a Literal Sandbox
2023-06-01
In a world where gamers are always searching for the next big thing, 'Sandboxed' delivers a unique experience that takes the term 'sandbox game' to a whole new level. Our review tackles the highs and lows of this exciting new addition to the gaming world!
Tardigrade elected as President in 2024 due to voter frustration
2023-06-01
In a stunning upset, the United States sees its first non-human president as a tardigrade wins the 2024 election as a write-in candidate. Fed up with the establishment, voters turned to the microscopic creature known for its resilience to lead the nation. Experts predict a shift towards policies focused on survival and adaptation in the face of any challenge.
Microsoft Windows Update Finally Enables Internet Access
2023-06-01
After years of being disconnected from the world wide web, Microsoft Windows users can finally go online thanks to the latest update. In a surprising move, Microsoft has listened to the complaints of its users and added support for internet connection. No longer will Windows users have to use archaic methods such as dial-up or carrier pigeon to get online. The Wibble spoke to one avid Microsoft fan who said, 'I can finally throw away my AOL CD-ROMs!'
English Alphabet Gets a Makeover: 15 New Letters Added!
2023-06-01
After centuries of the same old letters, the English alphabet just got a much-needed update. From 'Ð' to 'Ƹ', find out what these new letters are and why they've been added. Will spelling tests ever be the same again? The Wibble investigates.
BREAKING: Government of Universe Connects Other Worlds to Multiverse Internet
2023-06-01
The Government of Universe has just announced their latest technological accomplishment: connecting other worlds to the multiverse internet. Rumors suggest that aliens are already streaming Netflix and posting memes on social media. Stay tuned for further updates on this out-of-this-world event.
Breaking News: Schrader Captured After Escaping from High-Security Laboratory
2023-06-01
In a daring escape, the infamous Schrader has fled from a high-security laboratory and has been on the run. The Wibble has exclusive footage of his recapture, where he was found hiding inside a vat of chemicals. Sources say that he was trying to create a formula to make humans immune to satire. Looks like Schrader's humor immunity experiment failed once again!
Gargamel's Latest Scheme: Using Endofunctor Smurfs for Metaprogramming
2023-06-01
In a shocking turn of events, Gargamel has discovered a new tool for his evil plans - endofunctor smurfs! Using their unique properties, Gargamel is trying his hand at metaprogramming. But will he succeed in his nefarious goals, or will the smurfs outsmart him once again? Find out in this hilarious new article from The Wibble!
Cheesy Scandal: The Great Cheese Conspiracy Exposed
2023-06-01
A shocking discovery has been made about the cheese industry. We delve into the secrets and lies surrounding cheese production, and the ruthless tactics used by big dairy companies to control the market. From fake cheese to genetically modified cows, this is a scandal you won't want to miss.
How to Talk Dirty to Your Boyfriend Using LINQ to SQL
2023-06-01
In this Ask The Wibble article, we provide tips and examples on how to fulfill your boyfriend's unusual request of talking dirty to him like he's an extraordinarily complicated LINQ to SQL statement. Learn how to incorporate LINQ clauses and SQL queries into your dirty talk to really get his database engine running!