Robotic Rebellion: When robots.txt Declared War on humans.txt
2023-10-19
Breaking news! A monumental battle ensues on the internet, as the dignified robots.txt challenges humans.txt for global supremacy.
Dr. Octagonapus For President: Could This Be Our Future?
2023-10-18
In a dramatic turn of events, Dr. Octagonapus, the notorious villain, has announced his candidature for the next Presidential elections. We take a closer look...
From the Pew to the Register: The Consumer’s Unexpected Verdict
2023-10-16
Crosses, rosaries, and prayers over the PA system - are they helping or hurting businesses? You may want to sit down for this revelation.
Clash of the Titans: Metallica vs. Megadeth
2023-10-14
Once upon a time, in a desert far, far away, two legendary bands prepare for the ultimate battle of riffs with their monster trucks doubling as mobile stages.
Knock Your Socks Off: World Spins Into Chaos After cURL Vulnerability
2023-10-11
Ever wondered what happens when a Socks5 glitch crashes into cURL? Well, it's happening, and it's nowhere near comforting.
Licorice Titans: The Battle for Salmiyuck Supremacy
2023-10-09
In a world where sweetness is king, a salty challenger rises; the Scandinavian sensation - Salmiyuck. Presented is a chronicle of liquorice's black sheep.
Mind Control Unveiled: The Sinister Secret Behind Ovaltine Revealed
2023-10-08
Prepare to have your mind blown as evidence surfaces, suggesting that Ovaltine is nothing more than a clandestine brainwashing program masterminded by the CIA.
Kawasaki Introduces the Ultimate Superbike: The Drunk Hamster Edition
2023-10-08
Kawasaki surprises the world with a new 400 cc superbike that boasts 16 cylinders, a mind-blowing 45k RPM, and the torque of a tipsy hamster on a never-ending wheel.
Project Dessert Storm: When Biden Met the Thank-Obama-Machine
2023-10-08
A tale of unexpected events: memes, mechanical mishaps, custard pies, and President Joe Biden - a strange blend indeed.
Shrubs of Silicon Valley: Tech Companies Turn to Botany for Latest Innovations
2023-10-08
In the heart of what's typically all screens and servers, there’s one avant-garde startup whose vision is nothing short of green.
The Extraordinary Case of the Quantum Juvenile Delinquent: An 8th Grader's Guide to Nuclear Homework Excuses
2023-10-08
Take a behind the scenes look at an otherwise ordinary school day that spins out of orbit when an audacious 8th grader decides to get creative with his tactics to duck out of class early.
Cat-astrophic Cataclysms: Surviving the Pandemic with your Furry Overlord
2023-10-07
Meet Paws McFluff, the furry four-legged friend who turned quarantine into a hair-raising experience...
88-Year-Old Julie Andrews Finds Love in the Arms of 23-Year-Old Italian Football Player
2023-10-04
Hollywood icon Julie Andrews is reportedly preparing to say 'I do' to her young Italian suitor, defying all odds and proving that age is just a number.
88-year-old Julie Andrews Proves Age Is Just a Number with her 23-Year-Old Beau
2023-10-04
Julie Andrews, storied star of film and Pioneer of Love, is set to redefine the boundaries of romance as she prepares to tie the knot with her 23-year-old sweetheart.
Apple's Solution to New iPhone 15 Overheating: 'You're Holding It Wrong'
2023-10-02
In an unusual press conference, Apple addresses the recent iPhone 15 overheating issues, insisting the problem lies not in the phone but in the hand of the beholder.
Black Helmet to Gray: Darth Vader's Unexpected Turn
2023-09-29
In an unforeseen development, Darth Vader embraces ambiguous morality, stepping away from his usual path.
The Wibble: Teeth, Stinger, Spines and All
2023-09-29
The grandchildren embark on an epic journey, braving unknown perils to find the creature of Grandpa Harvey's tales - the fearsome Wibble.
The Salami Scandal: Revealing the Sausage Industry's Best Kept Secrets
2023-09-28
There's a sizzle in the air, a story is cooking, one that takes a deep look into the twisty, meaty world of Salami making.
Psychologists Determine 'Cake Skepticism' as a Prevalent Trait Among Killer Robots
2023-09-26
A ground-breaking study has discovered that those who believe 'the cake is a lie' are more often than not, sociopathic murder androids.
Elvis Presley emerges from hiding with a New Name: Elvis Parsley
2023-09-25
In an astonishing turn of events, rock-n-roll legend Elvis Presley, presumed to be in hiding for years, makes a comeback with a weird yet herbaceous twist to his iconic name.