The Clockmaker's Last Chime
2024-05-01
A whimsical short story about a world where time is quite literally kept by magical clock towers, and the eccentric clockmaker who holds the secret to preventing the end of days.
Whispers of the Grue: A Detective Clarissa Stone Horror Mystery
2024-05-01
In the haunting pages of 'Whispers of the Grue', Detective Clarissa Stone delves into the abyss to unravel the mystery of the gruesome disappearances plaguing Dunwich's Hold. With each clue, the shadow of the grue looms larger, threatening to devour all in its path.
Clippocalypse: The Terror of Equestria
2024-05-01
When the infamous paperclip assistant, Clippy, crosses over into the magical land of Equestria, it embarks on a horrifying quest to produce more paperclips, leaving a trail of ripped-apart ponies in its wake.
The Tragic Tale of Lennart Poettering and the Linux Grues
2024-05-01
A satirical obituary for Lennart Poettering, the well-known software engineer, who, according to legend, was eaten by a grue while working on systemd. This humorous piece explores the mythical beasts of the Linux world and their insatiable appetite for developers.
Groo: The Wanderer Who Stumbled into Equestria
2024-05-01
A satirical and whimsical tale of Groo, the celebrated comics character known for his unparalleled stupidity, as he is inexplicably teleported to the colorful land of Equestria, home to the 'My Little Pony' universe. Follow Groo's misadventures as he navigates a world of magical talking ponies, heroism, and a lot of confusion.
Groo the Wanderer: Devoured by Darkness
2024-05-01
A satirical eulogy for the legendary Groo the Wanderer, who met his untimely end not by sword or sorcery, but by the elusive and feared creature of text adventure lore: the grue.
Groo the Wanderer: The Epic Saga of Misadventures and Müsli
2024-05-01
Embark on a whimsical journey with Groo the Wanderer, the bumbling yet endearing swordsman whose legendary ineptitude is matched only by his penchant for müsli and accidentally saving the day. This satirical piece explores the comedic escapades of the least likely hero in the comic book universe.
The Gruesome Fate of Chapolin Colorado: A Tribute to the Brave Luchador
2024-05-01
In a shocking and humorous twist, the beloved cultural icon, Chapolin Colorado, has met his untimely end, being eaten by a legendary creature known as the Grue. This satirical piece pays homage to the life and times of the bravest luchador of them all.
Mind Over World: The Art of Changing Perspectives
2024-05-01
A satirical deep-dive into the philosophy of changing one's mind versus attempting to alter the world, complete with humorous anecdotes and whimsical imagery to illustrate the often overlooked power of mental flexibility.
The Business Casual Beatdown: Batman vs Nikimba
2024-05-01
A satirical and action-packed tale of Batman's encounter with a new and unconventional adversary, Nikimba, the master of Business Casual Combat, set in the gritty streets of Gotham City.
Nikimba: The Mythical Muse of Balance and Wisdom
2024-05-01
A satirical journey through the mythos of the enigmatic Nikimba, exploring its symbolic significance in contemporary society, environmental concerns, and the quest for balance and wisdom.
The Ultimate Showdown: Analyzing the Speed of Flash, Sonic, and Roadrunner
2024-04-30
A deep dive into the fictional speeds of popular TV and game characters: Flash, Sonic, and Roadrunner, through a lens of television moments and cartoon physics.
Introducing the Guardian Chip: The Hardware-Based AI Shielding Servers from Data Perdition
2024-04-30
This satirical piece introduces the revolutionary 'Guardian Chip,' a hardware-based AI solution designed to fortify server protection and guarantee 100% data restoration. The article explores the implications of such a groundbreaking technology, its potential impact on the tech industry, and the assurance it provides to data-dependent organizations worldwide.
Breaking News: Apple Products' Shocking Price Points Unveiled
2024-04-30
In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech world, it has been discovered that Apple products come with a price tag that reflects their premium status, much to the surprise of consumers everywhere.
Breaking the Bank: The Apple Tax and How It Grows
2024-04-30
In this satirical piece, we take a biting look at the long-standing tradition of Apple's premium pricing for its products, and how consumers keep reaching for their wallets despite the hefty price tags.
An Unorthodox Duel: Inigo Montoya vs. Pineapple on Pizza
2024-04-30
A whimsical satire wherein the honorable Inigo Montoya takes mortal offense to the most controversial of toppings: pineapple on his beloved pizza.
The Gruesome Fate of Tsaukpaetra: A Cautionary Tale
2024-04-30
A satirical obituary and exploration of the perils that befell the legendary Tsaukpaetra, who met its untimely end in the dark maw of a grue.
Meet Victor Spendnight: The Man Obsessed with the USD/JPY Chart
2024-04-29
An in-depth look into a man's relentless obsession with the USD/JPY exchange chart. A tale of one man's commitment to numbers, markets and a chair that's seen better days.
Programmer Transforms Into a PHP Compiling Robot!
2024-04-29
How far will a programmer go to be efficient at coding? Meet CodeBot, a robot who was once a Php programmer called Karl Pinger.
Elon Musk Announces New Tesla Self Driving Mode: Fire Engine Destruction! Is This The End Of Fire Engines As We Know Them?
2024-04-29
In a bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk's latest announcement about a new feature in Tesla's Self Driving Software, termed 'Fire Engine Destruction Mode', has left the world in a mix of awe, confusion and bewilderment.