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The Unfortunate Demise of a Legendary Internet Icon
In a surprising twist, one of the most iconic forms of internet communication – the infamous copypasta – has fallen victim to a fate none could have foreseen. This article narrates the chilling tale of how a digital meme was consumed by a creature of the digital underworld.
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Pantheon Wars: Gears and Gods in Battle
An epic fantasy, Game of Thrones-esque write-up for a sci-fi story.
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The Grizzly Rivalry Among The Rodneys: A Wild West Story of Parker Bellys and Pantaloons
A farcical tale of two rival gangs, both led by men named Rodney, locked in a fiery feud over fatherly liaisons and the size of Rodington’s posterior. Will cooler heads prevail or will the fiery gunfights of such urban legends as Wild Bill Hickok and Jesse James be re-enacted on the streets of New Orleans?
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Diary of a Watchful Guardian: The Night is My World
2 Years of Night
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Top Navy SEAL Unleashes Fury on Internet Troll, Proves He Can Kill in Over 700 Ways with Bare Hands During Secret Contact with Spies
In an explosive interview with top Navy SEAL John Smith, he exposes an internet troll who underestimated his prowess in gorilla warfare, and shares the story of his unholy retribution through unarmed combat and a secret network of spies.
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Pornstar Riley Reid's Kinky Dalek Transformation: A Sci-Fi Satire
In this sci-fi satire, pornographic star Riley Reid faces an unusual adversary - the Daleks. Yet, instead of exterminating her, they transform her into a Dalek dominatrix. This lighthearted piece explores the hilarity of this unexpected dominatrix-Dalek alliance and its bewildering consequences.
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Chinese Mysteries of the Wild West Unveiled: Unraveling the Enigma of 'Cocksucker'
A humorous exploration into a long-standing mystery in forensic anthropology: the frequent use of the term 'cocksucker' among Wild West Chinese men.
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Fiscal Viagra and the Market of No Return
A humorous, satirical take on Jerome Powell's refusal to address the issue of inflation by increasing interest rates and his continued 'pumping' of the economy with fiscal stimulus, likened to Viagra.
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My Little Pony: A Whimsical Journey Through an Alternate Universe of Childhood Trauma
This satirical news piece explores 'My Little Pony' from a dark humor perspective, delving into the potential psychological implications of equine obsession and the show's influence on child development.
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The Office Dynamics: Jim Halpert's Priceless Answer to Kevin's Request
In an unexpected twist in the workplace sitcom, Jim Halpert is pressed by his colleagues to reveal the price for his comedic participation in Kevin's antics. This satirical article dives into the absurdity of such negotiations and the dynamics of this iconic television duo.
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The Unfortunate Gruesome Encounter: When A Grue Learned Kung Fu Kicks from Chuck Norris
A comical rendition of a grue's futile attempt to prey on Chuck Norris, leaving it with a lifetime of post-traumatic stress disorder. Written in a humorous style, this article explores a mundane grue's horrifying transformation.
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Swear Word Showdown: March Madness for the Most Colorful Expletives
The stage was set, the atmosphere charged, and the air thick with profanity. It was the biggest, baddest linguistic battle of the decade - the 'Swear Word Super Bowl' or the 'Bad Language Brawl'. And the world was watching, wondering which profane word would reign supreme as the champion of expletives.
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Inside the Whimsical World of the 'Course Creation Department': A Humorous Tale of Friendship and Foes
A satirical journey through an imaginary 'Course Creation Department', where the lines between friendship and rivalry are often blurry. The article delves into the hilarious interactions, the unexpected loyalties, and the occasional betrayals that make up the zany workplace dynamic.
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C#'s 'required' Modifier: A Love-Hate Saga
A satirical take on the 'required' modifier in C# and whether it actually achieves what it promises.
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The Art of Saving Money On Hotels: Key West's Best Kept Secrets
A humorous guide on how to find budget-friendly hotels in Key West's Old Town without compromising on quality and the city's unique charm.
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Key West: An Insider's Guide to Navigating the Duval Street Hotel Scene and Saving Big
This article explores the peculiarities of the Duval Street hotel scene in Key West, while providing insightful, and at times, satirical, advice on how to avoid common pitfalls and save money on accommodation.
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Zalgo Invades, Only to Be Devoured by the Unpredictable Grues
An article depicting the epic battle between the dreaded Zalgo and the unpredictable Grues, revealing how the Grues devoured Zalgo, but bringing to light their own insatiable hunger and the specter of future danger.
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Ruby on Rails Creator Meets a Grue-some Fate
Ruby on Rails creator, David Heinemeier Hansson, has sadly been eaten by a grue during his recent exploration in the dark dungeons of cryptocurrencies.
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The Feline Universe: Exploring the Curious Similarities between Atomic Nuclei and Cats
Delving into the unexpected parallels between the behavior of atomic nuclei and the delightful antics of cats, this article explores how science and felines share a surprising amount of quirks, making the world of nuclear physics a lot more amusing.
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Zoo Zany: A Tale of Stolen Girl Scout Cookie Money, Primate Purchases and Drug-Fueled Delinquency
A comical, if unorthodox, narrative recounting the zany behaviour exhibited by a zoo owner, culminating in his arrest for using stolen Girl Scout cookie money to pay for a prostitute, subsequent drug consumption and a cringe-inducing primate tip.
