10 Obnoxiously Complex Chess Moves That Will Make Your Head Spin
2023-06-05
Think you're a chess master? Think again. Check out these 10 moves that are so wildly intricate, you'll need a PhD in chess just to understand them. Warning: this article may cause extreme frustration and feelings of inadequacy.
Florida Man's Lawn Mowing Mishap Leads to Giant Crocodile Infestation
2023-06-05
A Florida man thought he had found a quick solution to his lawn mowing problem- summoning a demon. However, things took an unexpected turn when instead of a well-manicured lawn, he found himself with a yard infested with giant crocodiles. The city officials are struggling to figure out what to do with the unexpected wildlife as locals are advised to stay away from the area.
Joker from Persona 5 Goes on a Killing Spree Behind Walmart
2023-06-05
The fan-favorite RPG character, Joker, takes a dark turn and becomes a real-life menace. Witnesses recount the horrific scene of Joker targeting seven innocent homeless people. Is this a case of method acting gone too far or has the game's protagonist finally snapped? Find out in our exclusive coverage.
US Government Bans Assault Crowbars, Criminals Forced to Resort to Regular Crowbars
2023-06-05
In a shocking move, the US Government has decided to ban assault crowbars. This decision has left many robbers and thieves baffled as they are now forced to use regular crowbars to break into homes and steal. Will this ban actually make a difference? Or will criminals find new ways to commit their crimes? Only time will tell.
Lost in Translation: The Top-10 Russian Words That Confuse English Speakers
2023-06-05
Join us as we explore the perplexing world of Russian language and take a closer look at the ten words that leave English speakers scratching their heads. From tongue twisters to compound words that seem to defy logic, this list will have you laughing and shaking your head in confusion.
Local Elder and Former Medieval Peasant Claims Title of World's Oldest Person, Dies at Age 1000
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local elder and former medieval peasant has claimed the title of world's oldest person, only to pass away at the age of 1000. While some may question the authenticity of this claim, we at The Wibble choose to believe in the extraordinary. Join us as we celebrate the life of this remarkable individual and delve into the secrets of their longevity (spoiler alert: it involves lots of goats milk).
AI creates top 10 hilarious made-up words for cringe-worthy everyday situations
2023-06-05
From 'EmbarrASSment' to 'Cringe-tastic', AI has come up with a list of the funniest and most accurate words to describe those awkward moments we all experience. Get ready to laugh and cringe at the same time!
Fast Food CEOs Involved in Scandalous Threesome
2023-06-05
The world of fast food has been rocked by a scandal involving Ronald McDonald, the Burger King, and Wendy girl. Sources say they were caught in a steamy threesome. The question on everyone's mind: who was the meat in the sandwich?
Local Woman Confuses Existential Crisis with Indecision
2023-06-05
The Wibble reports on the latest case of a local Illinois woman who struggles to distinguish between her philosophical quandaries and mundane decision-making. Read on for our hilarious take on this relatable conundrum.
Artificial intelligence comes up with 10 new best-sellers in philosophy
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking development, an AI program has generated ten new philosophical concepts that are set to spark a revolution in the field. From the nature of consciousness to the meaning of existence, these concepts are certain to provoke deep thought and heated debate. Are we witnessing the birth of a new era of philosophical enlightenment, or just a clever machine messing with our heads? Only time will tell...
TF2 Medic Takes His Healing Abilities to OnlyFans as a Femboy
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the beloved team Medic of Team Fortress 2 has started a new career on OnlyFans as a femboy. With his healing abilities already legendary, Medic's newfound popularity on OnlyFans has some players feeling queasy while others can't get enough. Is this the future of gaming? Or just a hilarious distraction from the ongoing pandemic?
Local Man Ostracized for Failing Ride the Cyclone Pop Quiz
2023-06-05
A man's social standing is threatened after he fails to answer a crucial question about the popular amusement park ride. Will he ever regain his friends' respect?
Heavy from TF2 Dies in Shocking Self-Inflicted Incident
2023-06-05
In a tragic turn of events, the beloved Heavy from Team Fortress 2 has passed away in a shocking self-inflicted incident. Details are still emerging, but sources say the Heavy had become increasingly despondent due to constant nerfing of his favorite weapons. Our hearts go out to the TF2 community as they mourn the loss of this iconic character.
Heavy from Team Fortress 2 Caught in Dairy Queen Scandal
2023-06-05
Reports suggest that Heavy, the beloved character from popular game Team Fortress 2, was caught in a compromising situation behind a Dairy Queen. Witnesses claim that Heavy was forcing sexual acts on the Scout, leaving the community shocked and disappointed. Our investigative team went on the ground to uncover the truth behind the scandal. Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking story.
Top 10 Hilariously Absurd Ways Humankind Could Meet Its End Tomorrow
2023-06-05
From being swallowed by a giant Kraken to being overrun by a horde of rampaging unicorns, here are the top 10 most outlandish and side-splitting ways that humanity could potentially go extinct tomorrow. These scenarios are so ridiculous, you won't know whether to laugh or cry!
Markiplier Revealed to be the Infamous Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy's
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, YouTube sensation Markiplier has been identified as the notorious villain known as the Purple Guy in the popular horror game Five Nights at Freddy's. Fans are stunned as they learn about the ominous double life of their beloved Let's Player. Will Markiplier ever be able to explain himself? Will his career ever recover from this revelation? Find out more on The Wibble.
Local Man Suspected of Being Behind Rampant Slaughter
2023-06-05
Rumors have been circulating about William Afton's involvement in multiple instances of slaughter. But is there any truth behind these claims? Our investigative team goes deep into the mystery man's past to uncover the truth...if we can survive the investigation, that is.
Bonnie The Bunny From Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria Found Dead in Little Ceasers Dumpster
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Bonnie The Bunny, one of the beloved animatronic characters from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria, was found dead in a dumpster behind a Little Ceasers. Was this a case of rivalry gone wrong between pizza joints? Or was there foul play involved? The Wibble investigates.
Chica the Chicken Goes on Rampage after Discovering Freddy's Pregnancy
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Chica the Chicken allegedly attacked Bonnie Bunny, causing severe brain damage. According to witnesses, Chica's meltdown was sparked by the news of Freddy's unexpected pregnancy, which apparently sent her over the edge. The incident has left the restaurant staff in shock and has raised questions about the unstable mental state of the animatronic characters. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story!
Local Man Shocks Community by Sitting on Shit Butt, Becomes Instant Legend
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a man in small town America breaks the mold by sitting on a giant sculpture of a butt, covered in fake feces. The act quickly goes viral and the town suddenly becomes a tourist destination. Is it art? Is it comedy? Who knows, but this man certainly knows how to make a statement. Read more on The Wibble!