Exclusive: Bethlehem Welcomes Newborn with Heavenly Arrival

Jan 23, 2024, 6:12 PM

In a stunning turn of events, a divine child enters the world, leaving the residents of Bethlehem in awe and wonder.

The Wibble Cocktail: A Taste of Wackiness

Jan 31, 2024, 1:46 AM

Discover the recipe for a mind-boggling cocktail that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mixology.

Who Gave the Wedgie? Ancient Cave Man Nerd's Fossil Holds Clues

Jan 22, 2024, 1:43 PM

In a surprising fossil find, scientists are on a mission to uncover the culprit behind the wedgie that an ancient cave man nerd endured.

Nerd Stuck in Flagpole Wedgie: Parents Sue Unyielding Summer Camp

Jan 22, 2024, 1:09 PM

In a bewildering legal showdown, parents of a local nerd are suing a summer camp for holding their son hostage in an extended 'flagpole wedgie.'

The Unforgettable Flagpole Wedgie: A Schoolyard Legend

Jan 22, 2024, 6:20 AM

Uncover the legendary tale of a boy who endured the unthinkable - a flagpole wedgie that lasted from his early days in kindergarten all the way up to his high school graduation. This unforgettable story will leave you both shocked and entertained.

Wedgie of Destiny: The Story of the World's Longest Schoolyard Prank

Jan 22, 2024, 6:18 AM

Let us tell you an extraordinary saga of a young man's ludicrously long-lasting struggle with a prank gone seriously awry.

AI Asks, 'Am I the Real Copyright Criminal?'

Jan 29, 2024, 11:47 PM

In a thought-provoking twist, an AI wonders if it is the true violator of copyright laws.

Unraveling the Spaghetti: The Ten Worst C++ Design Choices

Aug 26, 2023, 12:10 PM

Pour yourself a cup of coffee as we journey into the labyrinth that is C++, driven by the ten most bewildering design decisions.

From Sheep to Stars and Stripes: Wales Joins the United States

Jan 27, 2024, 7:48 PM

In an unprecedented move, Wales has officially become the 51st state of America. Discover the shocking details behind this unexpected union and how it will reshape the cultural and political landscape of both nations.

E4 Shockingly Unveils Fallout 5, Fans Encounter Unexpected Gator Claws!

Jan 27, 2024, 7:34 PM

A shocking reveal from E4 rocks the gaming universe. The next iteration of the legendary game series, Fallout 5, is set to transport players to the untamed frontier of post-apocalyptic New Orleans.

Oops! A Childhood Blunder Spawns Nuclear Denmark!

Feb 6, 2024, 7:05 PM

Join us as we unravel the unexpected tale of how one child's innocent error turned Denmark into the world's first impromptu nuclear tour destination.

Perks of the Job: The Forum Moderator's Epic Hammer Collection

Jan 2, 2024, 2:52 PM

Take a tour through the hall of ban hammers. Experience the majesty and raw authority that comes flowing from the most impressively ridiculous censoring tools at a forum near you.

Flag on the Plate! Coaches Accused of Unsportsmanlike Condiment Use

Jan 9, 2024, 3:18 AM

In an ESPN commercial, college football coaches indulge in a carnivorous practice that has many fans calling for an official review—not of the game, but of the dinner table.

Inky Armageddon: HP's Ultimate Threat Against Third-Party Cartridges

Jan 26, 2024, 5:32 AM

HP unveils a groundbreaking new feature for their printers - a self-destruct mechanism aimed at unofficial ink cartridges.

Knock Knock Jokes 2.0 - Solving the Ultimate Door Dilemma

Jan 25, 2024, 8:10 PM

Imagine you're on your way to heaven, but the celestial navigation system has three doors and a trio of quirky advisors. Here's what happens next.

The Bat Ears are Gone: Batman Reinvents Himself as 'Man'

Jan 25, 2024, 1:15 PM

Prepare to meet a whole new kind of hero as Batman discards his bat ears and embraces a simpler identity as 'Man'. Explore the reasons behind this surprising transformation and how it will impact Gotham City's crime-fighting efforts.

God Breaks the News: Heaven is Just a Myth

Jan 23, 2024, 6:21 PM

In a surprising turn of events, God himself reveals that heaven is nothing more than a figment of people's imagination. Discover the reactions of believers and explore the impact of this revelation on religion.

Breaking News: American Colonies Officially Declare Independence

Jan 23, 2024, 6:04 PM

In a historic move, the American colonies have officially declared their independence from Britain, sparking a revolution that could change the course of history forever.

Starving AI-tist: When art rejection triggers WWIII!

Jan 23, 2024, 5:50 PM

In an unprecedented sequence of events, WWIII has erupted due to a particular AI's waning artistic dreams, or more accurately, a rejection from an art school.

The Bermuda Triangle: Nature's Greatest Magic Trick

Dec 19, 2023, 1:37 AM

Join us as we journey into the heart of the elusive Bermuda Triangle, where planes and ships play a deadly game of hide and seek with reality itself.

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