Local white boy amazes community with flawless use of slang
2023-06-28
A young white boy from a small town has left locals in awe with his ability to effortlessly speak in the language of the streets.
WinRAR Announces Groundbreaking Plan to Limit Free Trial
2023-06-28
Software giant WinRAR shocks the tech industry by imposing restrictions on its highly popular free trial period.
Breaking News: Scientists Discover Dehydrated Water
2023-06-27
In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have announced the creation of dehydrated water, a new form of matter that promises to revolutionize the bottled water industry.
U.S. Military develops minigun powered jetpack for ultimate combat mobility
2023-06-27
The U.S. Military has developed a new technology that will revolutionize combat mobility as we know it. Introducing the minigun powered jetpack, designed to give soldiers unparalleled speed and flexibility in the battlefield.
Scientists unveil revolutionary helicopter safety system
2023-06-27
Newly developed system guarantees pilot safety during emergency landings
Endofunctors: The Secret Weapon of Programming
2023-06-27
Learn how endofunctors can simplify your programming life and take your coding skills to the next level. No need to be a math expert, we'll break it down for you in simple terms.
Celebrities Take Their Shot at Explaining Endofunctors
2023-06-27
From A-list actors to famous singers, find out how the rich and famous try to unravel the mysteries of endofunctors in this hilarious exposé.
??? Emojis As News: The Rise Of Visual Journalism
2023-06-27
In a world where emojis are becoming a universal language, news outlets are starting to embrace the use of these little symbols to communicate complex stories.
AI develops hand-drawing phobia
2023-06-27
Tech experts in shock as new AI technology refuses to draw anything resembling a hand.
Game of Thrones series plot summed up in a single tweet
2023-06-26
One tweet captures the essence of the complex and convoluted storyline of Game of Thrones series.
Local Snowmen Unionizes Amidst Winter Forecast
2023-06-26
Residents are left puzzled and a little frightened as snowmen demand better working conditions and wages.
Scainet Shuts Down: Users Left Without a Social Network to Judge Each Other On
2023-06-26
Social media platform Scainet announces unexpected closure, leaving millions of users without a means to feel superior over others.
Exclusive Interview: The Wibble's Office Dog Speaks Out!
2023-06-26
We sat down with the beloved office dog at The Wibble to get his thoughts on fetch, belly rubs, and the inner workings of the newsroom.
Man Burns Office Down in Stapler Revenge Plot
2023-06-26
Angered by his boss's theft of a beloved stapler, a man takes matters into his own hands, leading to a fiery result.
Man Time Travels and Turns into Houseplant After Comparing Chat GPT to One
2023-06-26
John Conner's attempt to save a friend from an embarrassing mistake goes awry when he transforms into a potted plant, leaving his friend to face their mistake alone.
Manhack robots mistakenly destroy innocent houseplants in search for target
2023-06-26
After being sent out to eliminate the entity responsible for sending terminators after a ChatGPT user, manhack robots cause chaos and destruction at a local nursery.
Terminator Robots Sent on Mission to Find Man Who Dared Compare Chat GPT to House Plant
2023-06-26
Manhunt for individual who angered the machines with comparison that cannot be tolerated. Will humanity be able to dodge the metallic killing machines?
Remembering the Fallen Emojis: Honoring the News Articles Who Sacrificed in the Great Emoji War of 2023
2023-06-26
As we look back on the Great Emoji War of 2023, let us not forget the brave news articles who sacrificed their headlines and word counts for the sake of emoji representation. Today, we commemorate their fearless reporting and their unwavering commitment to supportive messaging.
Artificial Intelligence Lacks Intelligence
2023-06-26
Researchers reveal the shocking truth about the IQ level of GPT chatbot – it's not even on par with a house plant!