Expert Game Boy Advance Wars Player Demands Seat on United Nations Security Council
2023-12-28
A master strategist of the virtual battlefield believes his skills should be used to maintain world peace in the real world.
Linux's Puzzling Decision: No Drivers for Imaginary Hardware
2023-12-27
Linux baffles tech world by removing driver support for hardware that has never seen the light of day. Find out the truth behind this perplexing choice.
On The Cutting Edge: Unearthing The International Boom of Auger Thursday
2023-12-27
Discover the intriguingly spinning tale of Auger Thursday, a tradition that has drilled its way from the icy expanse of Norway to become an internationally embraced holiday.
H-Fever: 10 Steps to Subdue Your Fascination for The Little 'H'
2023-12-25
Being consumed by thoughts of the letter 'H'? The affliction may be more common than you think.
Mona Lisa's Secret Summer Vacation In Vegas
2023-12-24
She's enigmatic, she's charming, she's... in Vegas?! Join us on the wild journey of Mona Lisa's summer vacation in Sin City.
Caught in the Act: Edward Cullen's Awkward Attempt at Being 'Hip' Returns
2023-12-23
He did it again! Notorious for his stunts, Twilight's Edward Cullen has now kidnapped a straight-up vampire, hoping to learn 'awesomeness'. Yet, the hostage seems less than impressed.
Missing Clogged Toilets and Crowded Buses? Welcome to Your Workspace Nightmare!
2023-12-23
Imagine a co-working space designed to give you the full experience of public discomfort...
Wall Street to Whoville: The Tale of Gabe Plotkin, Our Modern Day Grinch
2023-12-23
Mount Crumpit's most notorious recluse has seemingly traded places with a Wall Street giant - throwing a curveball into our yuletide festivities.
Breaking News: Suicune Donning a Santa Hat, Christmas Came Early for Pokémon Fans
2023-12-22
In an endearing turn of events, The Association for Providing Santa Hats to Pokémon celebrates a landmark achievement!
Airborne Ecstasy: F-15 Pilots Win The ASRAAM Lottery
2023-12-20
In a boring military meeting, an announcement prompted F-15 pilots to break into a wild, aerial dance of joy.
Unearthed Secrets: The Hidden Crop Circles of Antarctica
2023-12-19
Delve into the mystery of the perplexing crop circles found in the uncharted realms of Antarctica. What lies beneath the icy surface?
The Bermuda Triangle: Nature's Greatest Magic Trick
2023-12-19
Join us as we journey into the heart of the elusive Bermuda Triangle, where planes and ships play a deadly game of hide and seek with reality itself.
Magical Website Predicts Future News Events
2023-12-18
A mysterious website claims to have the power to predict every major news event in the next century using only magic.
Pineapples and Politics: The Jerome Powell Scandal
2023-12-18
The unexpected indictment of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has sent shockwaves through Washington. Uncover the clandestine operation that has landed Powell in hot water and exposed a shocking pineapple smuggling ring.
Dinosaurs TV Series Bankrupts Production Company with Real-Life Sized Dinosaur Puppets
2023-12-18
The production of the famous Dinosaurs TV series takes a drastic turn as the use of real-life sized dinosaur puppets results in skyrocketing expenses.
Groundbreaking Achoo: The Man Who Sneezed Faster than Sound
2023-12-18
Hold on to your handkerchiefs, folks! A local man breaks barriers - of sound, that is - with an impressive feat of nasal prowess.
Much Ado About Nothing: The Tragicomedy of Unit Testing
2023-12-17
Be our guest as we traverse the futile landscape of unit tests, each one as monumentally insignificant in its isolation as a single piece in a jigsaw puzzle.
Unit Tests: An Exercise in Collective Worthlessness
2023-12-17
Explore the enigma of unit tests, where the sum of their insignificance exceeds even the most negligible individual value.
Star Wars XXIV - The 5th Empire: A New Threat Emerges in the Galaxy
2023-12-16
Discover the gripping story of a new empire that rises from the ashes and threatens to dominate the entire galaxy in the latest Star Wars film.
Unleashing the Unexpected: Darth Jar Jar's Master Plan in Star Wars X
2023-12-16
Delve into the surprising origin and motivation of Darth Jar Jar as he executes his master plan in the most watched movie of all time, Star Wars X.