Bruno Mars Reveals his Furry Side as he Joins Islamic Republic in Africa
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Bruno Mars has announced his membership in the Furry Islamic Republic in Africa and has even revealed his furry persona. Fans are left bewildered by this unexpected twist in the pop star's career. What inspired Bruno's decision to join the furry community? How will this affect his music? We delve into the details in this exclusive report.
Webble-Algerian Takes Over Dutch, Offers to Mediate Philippine Island Dispute
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the Webble-Algerian has seized control of the Netherlands, and is now offering his services as mediator for the ongoing dispute over the South China Sea islands. Sources report that the new leader has implemented a series of bold initiatives, including free WiFi across the country and mandatory hour-long nap times for all citizens. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Algeria provides arms to Djibouti's Furry Government
2023-06-04
The Algerian government recently agreed to provide arms to Djibouti's newly formed Furry Government, with sightings of T14-Armatas in the capital city. Is this a new strategy to win over the support of animal-loving nations or just a mistake in communication? Stay tuned for more updates on this hairy situation.
Peter Griffin Found in Real Life New York City
2023-06-04
The world is in confusion after the famous cartoon character Peter Griffin from Family Guy was found wandering the streets of New York City. Scientists are at a loss to explain how he ended up in our world, while rapper Eminem claims to have found the reason behind the bizarre occurrence. However, Kanye West has pointed the finger at the Jews for the unlikely phenomenon. Stay tuned for updates on this strange and hilarious story on The Wibble.
Brasil expands borders to form new country 'Soutjhomari' and sets sights on Cuba
2023-06-04
In an unprecedented move, Brazil has taken over all of South America and created a new country called 'Soutjhomari'. And it seems their territorial ambitions do not stop there, as reports suggest they have set their sights on Cuba. Will this new superpower continue to conquer, or will they face resistance? The world watches with bated breath.
Taliban takes over Karachi's ice cream parlors
2023-06-04
As the Taliban establishes control over more areas of Pakistan, they have taken a keen interest in the nation's ice cream parlors. The once peaceful treat shops are now being forced to comply with strict dress codes and serving restrictions, causing chaos among locals. Is this the beginning of a new world war? Or just a hilariously bizarre turn of events? Find out more in our exclusive report.
Local man dubs friend 'Big Gay', sparks debate on appropriateness of slang usage
2023-06-04
Tom Miller's recent declaration of his friend Reece Cook as the 'big gay' has caused uproar in the community, with many questioning the appropriateness of using slang terms for sexual orientation. We delve into the controversy and explore the humorous side of this viral moment.
Local Whore Miraculously Sweats Holy Water During Church Service
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, a notorious local prostitute reportedly began sweating holy water during a recent church service. Witnesses were stunned as the woman, known only by her street name 'Diamond', entered the sanctuary and took a seat in the front row. As the service progressed, Diamond began to perspire profusely, with the sweat reportedly tasting 'refreshing and pure'. Church officials are hailing the incident as a holy miracle, while skeptics are raising questions about the woman's choice of profession. Stay tuned for updates on this divine development.
Men Clueless on How to Handle Emotions, Buy Mood Rings for Partners Instead
2023-06-04
As a new trend emerges, men are scrambling for ways to understand their emotional girlfriends. Enter mood rings, the perfect gift for the man who doesn't know what else to do. We explore the rise of this innovative but ultimately useless solution to a complex problem.
Algerian Government Goes Green with Eco-Friendly Gas Bombs
2023-06-04
After being accused of war crimes for their use of new gas bombs, the Algerian government has responded by announcing their commitment to being environmentally responsible. What will they come up with next in their quest for sustainable warfare?
Friend declares man criminally insane after losing Fortnite match
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, Tom Miller has declared his friend Reece Cook as criminally insane. The reason? Cook's victory in a heated game of Fortnite left Miller feeling defeated and bewildered. Miller's declaration has sparked debate among gaming enthusiasts and mental health professionals alike.
Tupac Found Alive at McDonald's, Furious at Interrupted TV Time
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Tupac Shakur has been found alive and well at a McDonald's location. However, he's not happy about being discovered, as he was in the middle of watching his favorite show, Wipeout. The person who found him is in for an earful, as Tupac expresses his frustration with being interrupted during his TV time. Stay tuned for more updates on this unbelievable story.
Webble-Algeria’s New Road Infrastructure Causes Mass Confusion Among Drivers
2023-06-04
In a baffling move, the government of Webble-Algeria has constructed a maze-like road system that has left motorists scratching their heads. Additionally, the capital city has received a slew of towering skyscrapers, prompting fears of overdevelopment and unsightliness. The Wibble investigates the latest strange developments in this North African country.
Webble-Algeria Takes on China in Hilarious Plot Twist
2023-06-04
After aiding the Philippines, the Webble-Algeria has set its sights on taking over the Chinese islands and vindictively executing the remaining soldiers. The world watches in awe as a previously unknown superpower emerges from the shadows - with questionable motives and a taste for revenge.
Feline Fiasco: Drake Revealed to be 2 Cats Using Text-to-Speech
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation, the world has discovered that the iconic rapper Drake was actually two clever cats using a state-of-the-art text-to-speech robot all along. Kanye West is reportedly furious at the news, and fans are left wondering if their minds are playing tricks on them. How will the music industry ever recover from this purrfectly absurd scandal?
Djibouti officials spotted in Webble-Algerian capital: Is Djibouti looking for new allies?
2023-06-04
Reports are coming in that officials from Djibouti have been seen entering the Webble-Algerian capital. Is this a sign that Djibouti is looking to expand its circle of friends? Or are they just lost and looking for directions? Only time will tell on this diplomatic mystery.
Islamic Extremist Furries Take Over Africa, Implement Sharia Law
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the Furpublic of Africa has been taken over by Islamic extremist furries. This unlikely group has imposed Sharia Law, and their leader Chairman Whiskers ibn Abdul Nazari is celebrating. What will happen to the non-furry citizens of Africa? Stay tuned for more updates.
Algerian government invades Dutch after arms deal talks break down
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, the Algerian government has decided to take matters into their own hands after the Dutch refused to sell arms to them. The invasion has caused chaos and confusion, as no one saw this coming. Can the Dutch defend themselves against the Algerian military? Stay tuned to find out more on The Wibble.
Algerian Government Seeks to Ally with New Furry Government in Djibouti - UN Confused
2023-06-04
In a bizarre move, the Algerian government has expressed interest in forming an alliance with the newly established furry government in Djibouti. The UN is reportedly bewildered by this development. Will we soon see furry officials leading the Algerian parliament? Stay tuned as we follow this furry tale of political intrigue.
Algerian government takes 'off with their head' a little too seriously in Egypt
2023-06-04
Reports show that the Algerian government has taken drastic measures to prevent an illegal takeover in Egypt, with beheadings of the new heads being the method of choice. Is this a case of too much power, or just an extreme form of law enforcement? Find out in our exclusive satirical article on The Wibble.