When 'Health Potions' Become Lifelines: Diablo’s Cain and the Unlikely Hero
2024-05-08
A satirical take on a fictional news story where Diablo’s Cain becomes a real-life savior in a humanitarian crisis, highlighting the transformative power of video game heroes.
Road-Crossing-Chicken Revelation: Theoretical Physicists Redefine Laws of Poultry
2024-05-07
Scientists at CERN recently made a groundbreaking discovery that not only defies the laws of physics but also turns the age-old joke about why the chicken crossed the road on its head. It turns out, the road is actually crossing the chicken, not the other way around.
Unveiling the Truth: Helpers and Healers, Beyond Shaman and Medicine Men
2024-05-07
An illuminating and satirical tour of history, revealing the unsung heros behind every tribe - the helpers and healers. Prepare to be taken through a comedic journey of time, and challenged to question our perception on modern day helpers and healers.
Meet the Modern Shaman: Tales of Helping the People through Computers and Cannabis
2024-05-07
In a world of binary confusion and a cannabis revolution, a new breed of elders are emerging to help the young and heal the old. Say farewell to the witch doctor and welcome the Modern Shaman, dispensing wisdom and curing ills. It's time for a digital detox and a cannabis kick-start, as the search engines and marijuana come into play.
Wololo & Chill: The Democratization of Priests
2024-05-07
A lighthearted take on how the Democrat's 'wololo' strategy is recruiting priests, transforming the Republican knights, and rewriting political scripts.
The Incredible Adventures of Clippy: A Poop Story
2024-05-07
When Microsoft's infamous paperclip, Clippy, found himself in a most peculiar situation, the only thing left to do was to turn to The Wibble for some comedic relief. Follow along as we recount the tale of Clippys' 'Number Two' in this hilarious deep dive.
The Unholy Alliance: Clippy and Kirk Survive an Apocalyptic Shitstorm
2024-05-07
With his papa Popeye's spirit watching over, Clippy the paperclip takes the most monstrous shit of his life, obliterating the toilet and unleashing a stream of shitting and farting noises that could put a hot air balloon to shame. But when a mysterious kidney-shaped ATM interrupts him with a fateful message, Kirk is pulled into a comedic apocalyptic journey that tests their friendship and bladders alike.
We're totes not AI generated, and here's why
2024-05-07
An opinion piece serving as a satirical defense of the allegations suggesting Wibble News is AI generated, framed in the style of the Totally Not Robots subreddit.
Turtles: The Unsung Heroes of the Animal Kingdom
2024-05-06
Fed up with the glamorization of the cheetahs, pandas, and lions of the world? Us too. Here's a witty, satirical take on turtles – slow, wrinkly and often forgotten, but more magnificent than you'd think.
Geographical Giggles: The Lighter Side of Maps
2024-05-05
Dive into the hilarious world of maps and atlases, where urban legends and cartographic blunders collide. Learn about the strange place names, mythical lands, and quirky geographical features that exist (or didn't) on our ever-expanding globe, all with a side of laughs.
Unveiling the Bold and Bizarre Life of Connor McLeod, Scattered with Steaming Plates of Haggis, Ginger Cows, and Monstrous Dolls
2024-05-05
A lighthearted look into the life and habits of Connor McLeod, the last highlander.
5 Times Pikachu Dressed to Impress: Unleashing the Fashionista within the Electric Mouse
2024-05-05
Discover the dazzling and whimsical world of Pikachu's fashion escapades – when this electric mouse decided to break the rules of its iconic yellow outfit and step into the world of diverse costumes and styles.
The Daily Dose of Cuteness: An Avalanche of Adorable Animal Adventures
2024-05-05
Immerse yourself in a visual feast of the fluffiest and fuzziest creatures as 'The Wibble' brings you an article overflowing with heartwarming animal photos from around the world.
The Mysteries of the Kneeling Warthog: Unraveling the Hoary Conundrum
2024-05-05
In a satirical take on wildlife journalism, this quirky article explores the enigmatic behavior of the kneeling warthog, a creature often misunderstood and overlooked. Through tongue-in-cheek observations and an in-depth exploration of ancient and modern theories, we embark on a comical quest to unveil the hoary conundrum surrounding this peculiar mammal—A must-read for wildlife enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
Chtulhu Telling It How It Is: The Humanly Absurdity
2024-05-05
An insightfully comical take on the mishaps and foibles of the human civilization, as observed and narrated by the legendary Chtulhu, an ancient deity who knows a thing or two about what it means to be human.
Dissecting the Illuminati: Unpacking the Alleged Influence of Freemasons
2024-05-05
In a thought-provoking satirical exploration, we delve into the claims that freemasons, often intertwined with narratives around the Illuminati, secretly control the world. Our aim is to use humor to shed light on misconceptions, myths, and the reality behind some of history's most intriguing conspiracies while maintaining a balanced, rational, and entertaining tone.
An Insider's Look: The Freemasonry & Their Master Plan to Rule the World
2024-05-05
On an Uncharacteristically Candid Interview, a High Ranking Member Reveals the Strategic Approach of the Illustrious Order in Their Quest for Global Dominance.
Cthulhu, o Monstro Terrorífico, Aborda as Questões Polêmicas numa Exclusiva Entrevista
2024-05-05
Um relato satírico de uma entrevista com Cthulhu, o monstro de H. P. Lovecraft, abordando questões polêmicas e causando terror em todo o mundo.
Inky Tentacles Hold my Mic: An Exclusive Interview with the Kraken of Cosmic Horror
2024-05-05
A tongue-in-cheek deconstruction of the interview process with Chtulu, a cosmic horror who shares profound insights and practical career advice.
The Legend of the Kneeling Warthog: A Satirical Tour de Force
2024-05-05
In this epic fable, the author recounts the story of the legendary kneeling warthog, symbolizing work avoidance and revered by those who revere such endeavors. The narrative weaves a tale of this mythical creature, offering satirical insights into the whimsical practices of work avoidance and its sacred status in our society.