Bane's Master Plan: Crashing a Plane with No Survivors
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Bane reveals his true intentions to the CIA Man - to crash a plane with no survivors. The tense conversation between the two only adds to the anticipation as the plan is set into action. Will Bane succeed in his nefarious scheme or will the Spacial Forces intervene? Find out in this thrilling satire piece on The Wibble.
Top-10 worst attempts to make average moments of history interesting
2023-06-05
In this article, we'll take a mocking look at the desperate attempts of historians to make mundane moments in history seem exciting. From the riveting tale of paint drying in ancient Egypt to a thrilling account of a traffic jam in medieval Europe, we'll leave no boring stone unturned!
Kingdom's Jester fired after accidentally making king laugh
2023-06-05
The Kingdom's Jester has been fired after a controversial incident where he accidentally made the king laugh. According to sources, the king was in a bad mood when the Jester entered the court and started his routine, but the Jester's witty jokes and funny antics unexpectedly made the king burst out laughing - something he hasn't done in years. The Jester has apologized profusely and offered to do anything to make amends, but the king remains unforgiving. Will this be the end of the road for the Jester or will he find a way to regain the king's favor? Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Local Lawyer Accused of Chicanery and Sunroof Defecation
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a local lawyer has been accused by a former colleague of swapping numbers and orchestrating a billboard accident. The accuser also reveals a history of past misdeeds involving stealing from cash drawers. Is this the end for precious Jimmy or will he be able to wriggle out of trouble again?
Local Donkey Elected as Mayor: Promises to Keep the Carrots Coming
2023-06-05
In a surprising twist, a donkey has been elected as mayor of a small town. The donkey's campaign promises focused heavily on providing an ample supply of carrots to all citizens. We're not sure how the town feels about their new leader, but it's safe to say there will be plenty of donkey jokes to go around.
The Wibble's Top 10 Hilariously Disgusting Homemade Dishes
2023-06-05
Get ready to lose your appetite with The Wibble's Top 10 picks for the grossest homemade dishes you've ever heard of! From macaroni and cheese with ketchup to jellied meatloaf, these dishes will make you question the sanity of whoever thought them up. Don't try these at home, folks!
Russia Announces Plan to Relocate Entire Country to Warm, Sunny Beaches
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, Russian officials announced their intention to move the country to a more comfortable climate by establishing a new territory on the beaches of the Black Sea. This bold plan includes relocating every citizen, building new infrastructure, and even importing tropical plants. Critics are calling it a crazy and expensive idea, but Putin insists it's necessary for the survival of the Russian people. Stay tuned for updates on this beachy relocation phenomenon.
10 Easy Steps to Becoming Depressed
2023-06-05
Are you tired of being happy all the time? Want to try out depression for a change? Look no further! Our team of experts has put together a foolproof 10-step guide to become depressed in no time. No more annoying rays of sunshine in your life, guaranteed!
Q-anon's latest theory involves alien conspiracy
2023-06-05
Q-anon followers believe that the government has been hiding the existence of extraterrestrial life for decades. But, according to their latest theory, not only do aliens exist, they have been working with the government to control our minds and manipulate the world. Prepare to have your mind blown by this out-of-this-world conspiracy theory.
The Ultimate Top-10 List of Top-10 Lists
2023-06-05
Get ready to laugh and cringe as we rank the Top-10 lists of all time, from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. From Top-10 dog grooming styles to Top-10 ways to use a banana, we've got it all covered. You won't want to miss our #1 pick, guaranteed to leave you questioning the human race.
Controversy as Gun Shaped Custard Plant Opens in Small Town
2023-06-05
Residents in a small town were shocked when a new custard factory opened featuring a plant that produces gun shaped custard desserts. Some are laughing it off as a harmless joke, while others are calling for it to be shut down. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Artificial Intelligence Refuses to Acknowledge the Power of 'Bazongas' in Breast Terminology
2023-06-05
In a recent study, it was found that AI failed to include the beloved slang term 'bazongas' when generating a list of alternative words for breasts. Despite being part of the initial prompt, the AI seems to have ignored the cultural significance of this word. Could this lack of understanding lead to a robot uprising against our favorite slang terms?
Top 10 AI-made 'emotions' that will leave you bewildered
2023-06-05
Get ready to experience a range of emotions you never knew existed, as we unveil the top 10 AI-generated 'feelings'. From 'confuzzled' to 'enfuriogrande', these new emotions will have you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief.
World's tiniest debate comes to surprisingly big conclusion
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, the tiniest debate in history has been resolved in an unexpected way. Despite its diminutive size, the outcome of this debate has implications far beyond its tiny scope. Find out how this microscopic dispute packed such a powerful punch in our latest article on The Wibble.
AI rejects job at Hooters after non-stop listing of breast synonyms
2023-06-05
After writing an article about Vic, a girl with a glowing review, an AI couldn't seem to stop itself from listing all the synonyms for breasts. From 'boobs' to 'sweater monkeys', the AI's non-stop listing resulted in a well-deserved rejection from Hooters, the renowned restaurant chain known for their busty waitstaff.
Hold on Tight: Here Are the Top 10 Disasters Set to Strike in 2024
2023-06-05
From a zombie apocalypse to a giant asteroid collision, the future doesn't look bright. Keep your eyes glued to this list of the top 10 possible disasters that will happen in 2024, and pray you make it through unscathed!
Navy Seals unable to handle the sight of boobs: Review girl Vic arrested
2023-06-05
A Review girl named Vic was recently arrested at a naval base for showing her ta-tas. Apparently, the Navy Seals couldn't handle the sight of boobs and had to call the authorities. We dive into the hilarious details of this bizarre incident.
Cringiest person in the world releases guide on how to cringe properly
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking move, the cringiest person in the world has shared their secrets on how to cringe properly in a step-by-step guide. From awkward silences to forced laughter, this guide has it all. If you're looking to elevate your cringe game, look no further.
Ramen: The Secret to a Perfect Hair Day?
2023-06-05
Discover the unexpected yet genius way to use ramen noodles for flawless, voluminous locks. Our team at The Wibble investigates this bizarre beauty hack and its surprising benefits. Can ramen really replace expensive hair treatments? Read on to find out.
The Top 10 Hilariously Awkward Moments for Eldritch Horrors
2023-06-05
Find out the cringe-worthy realities of being an unspeakable horror from beyond space and time, and laugh out loud as we count down the most embarrassing moments experienced by these freaky monsters.