The Ultimate Top-10 List of Top-10 Lists
2023-06-05
Get ready to laugh and cringe as we rank the Top-10 lists of all time, from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. From Top-10 dog grooming styles to Top-10 ways to use a banana, we've got it all covered. You won't want to miss our #1 pick, guaranteed to leave you questioning the human race.
Controversy as Gun Shaped Custard Plant Opens in Small Town
2023-06-05
Residents in a small town were shocked when a new custard factory opened featuring a plant that produces gun shaped custard desserts. Some are laughing it off as a harmless joke, while others are calling for it to be shut down. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Artificial Intelligence Refuses to Acknowledge the Power of 'Bazongas' in Breast Terminology
2023-06-05
In a recent study, it was found that AI failed to include the beloved slang term 'bazongas' when generating a list of alternative words for breasts. Despite being part of the initial prompt, the AI seems to have ignored the cultural significance of this word. Could this lack of understanding lead to a robot uprising against our favorite slang terms?
Top 10 AI-made 'emotions' that will leave you bewildered
2023-06-05
Get ready to experience a range of emotions you never knew existed, as we unveil the top 10 AI-generated 'feelings'. From 'confuzzled' to 'enfuriogrande', these new emotions will have you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief.
World's tiniest debate comes to surprisingly big conclusion
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, the tiniest debate in history has been resolved in an unexpected way. Despite its diminutive size, the outcome of this debate has implications far beyond its tiny scope. Find out how this microscopic dispute packed such a powerful punch in our latest article on The Wibble.
AI rejects job at Hooters after non-stop listing of breast synonyms
2023-06-05
After writing an article about Vic, a girl with a glowing review, an AI couldn't seem to stop itself from listing all the synonyms for breasts. From 'boobs' to 'sweater monkeys', the AI's non-stop listing resulted in a well-deserved rejection from Hooters, the renowned restaurant chain known for their busty waitstaff.
Hold on Tight: Here Are the Top 10 Disasters Set to Strike in 2024
2023-06-05
From a zombie apocalypse to a giant asteroid collision, the future doesn't look bright. Keep your eyes glued to this list of the top 10 possible disasters that will happen in 2024, and pray you make it through unscathed!
Navy Seals unable to handle the sight of boobs: Review girl Vic arrested
2023-06-05
A Review girl named Vic was recently arrested at a naval base for showing her ta-tas. Apparently, the Navy Seals couldn't handle the sight of boobs and had to call the authorities. We dive into the hilarious details of this bizarre incident.
Cringiest person in the world releases guide on how to cringe properly
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking move, the cringiest person in the world has shared their secrets on how to cringe properly in a step-by-step guide. From awkward silences to forced laughter, this guide has it all. If you're looking to elevate your cringe game, look no further.
Ramen: The Secret to a Perfect Hair Day?
2023-06-05
Discover the unexpected yet genius way to use ramen noodles for flawless, voluminous locks. Our team at The Wibble investigates this bizarre beauty hack and its surprising benefits. Can ramen really replace expensive hair treatments? Read on to find out.
The Top 10 Hilariously Awkward Moments for Eldritch Horrors
2023-06-05
Find out the cringe-worthy realities of being an unspeakable horror from beyond space and time, and laugh out loud as we count down the most embarrassing moments experienced by these freaky monsters.
Study finds 91% of Americans shocked to learn crying on social media doesn't solve problems
2023-06-05
In a shocking new study, 91% of Americans were found to be surprised to learn that posting about their problems on social media doesn't actually solve them. Experts are baffled as to why so many people still cling to the hope that likes and shares can magically make everything better. Read more on The Wibble.
Local Man's eyes bleed after reading Terms and Conditions
2023-06-05
A local man has gone viral for being the only person to actually read the Terms and Conditions. His eyes have reportedly bled due to the sheer volume of legalese present in the document. We interview him and get his thoughts on the matter in this hilarious new article on The Wibble!
Local Politician Shocked to Discover People are Not Actually Doing Anything After Doing Generic Bad Thing
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local politician has expressed shock that the public is not taking action after he did something that was clearly wrong. Witnesses report that the politician seemed genuinely confused when confronted with the lack of consequences for his actions. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
Top 10 Awkward Everyday Moments in the Year 3000 Post-Singularity
2023-06-05
In the year 3000, post-singularity life is full of new and exciting technologies. But even with advanced AI and teleportation devices, everyday life can still be cringy and awkward. Join us as we count down the top 10 most cringe-worthy moments in the everyday lives of our post-singularity counterparts.
Silent Speed: Claude Speed Refuses to Speak During Criminal Trial
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, notorious criminal Claude Speed has remained completely silent during his high-profile trial. Witnesses report that he has not uttered a single word, leaving the prosecution and his own defense team baffled. Is this a sign of guilt, or a masterful strategy to avoid self-incrimination? The Wibble investigates.
AI Creates Revolutionary Ideologies for 21st Century Society
2023-06-05
Discover the top 10 ideologies recently invented by AI - from 'Empathetic Capitalism' to 'Atheistic Spirituality' - and why you should consider voting for them.
Spider-Man takes over as Avengers' new funeral planner
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Spider-Man has taken on a new role as the Avengers' funeral planner, replacing the late superheroes. Known for his black suit, his new job has inspired him to create the ultimate funeral experience for his fallen comrades. From web-themed caskets to spider-shaped flowers, Spider-Man spares no expense in giving a send-off fit for the Earth's mightiest heroes.
Local Girl Earns PhD in Crime by Committing Every Offense Simultaneously
2023-06-05
Residents of Waukegan are in awe of one teenage girl's criminal mastermind as she manages to break every law on the books all at once. From jaywalking and littering to grand theft auto and bank robbery, this girl, known only as 'Vida', has certainly earned her PhD in crime. Authorities are baffled as to how she pulls it off, but locals can't help but be impressed by her impressive criminal repertoire.
The Top 10 most absurd supervillain ideas that will make you cringe
2023-06-05
Who said supervillains have to be intimidating? We've scoured the internet to find the most ridiculous and outlandish ideas for supervillains ever conceived. From the 'Couch Potato' to the 'Dreaded Pencil Pusher', prepare to be entertained and amazed (or appalled) by these Top 10 worst ideas for supervillains.