English Language Takes Vowels-Only Policy to Extreme by Removing Vowels from Alphabet
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English language has gone even further with its strict vowel-only policy by removing all the vowels from the alphabet. Linguists are scratching their heads as to how this will affect the language going forward, while elementary school teachers are tearing their hair out trying to teach kids a new ABC song. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre language development.
Man discovers new party trick: The barf-fart
2023-06-01
A man from Missouri has discovered a new party trick that is sure to impress friends and family alike. By combining the act of vomiting and farting at the same time, he has coined the term 'barf-fart'. The Wibble investigates this unique phenomenon and the reactions of those who witnessed it.
Chaos Ensues as English Language Institutes Alphabetical Order Rule
2023-06-01
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the English language now requires all letters in a word to be written in alphabetical order. The new rule has caused chaos in schools, offices, and homes as people struggle to adjust to the bizarre requirement. Spellcheckers are going haywire, and autocorrect is having a meltdown. Stay tuned to find out how the world is coping with this linguistic madness.
Socrates Confesses Ignorance Yet Again
2023-06-01
Breaking news: Socrates, the renowned philosopher, has once again declared his lack of knowledge on all things. Find out why this admission is causing uproar among his followers and peers on The Wibble.
English language made obsolete: Top 10 hilarious alternatives
2023-06-01
Are you tired of the overrated and boring English language? Look no further! We have compiled a list of the top 10 ridiculous and entertaining language alternatives for your daily communication needs. Say goodbye to basic English and hello to these obscure and amusing linguistic options!
Breaking News: The Wibble switches to Ancient Greek as its official language
2023-06-01
In a bold move, the satirical news website The Wibble has decided to ditch English and adopt Ancient Greek as its official language. All articles will now be written exclusively in Ancient Greek. Our team of writers is frantically learning the language to keep up with the change. Find out how the switch will affect our readers in this hilarious article.
Tourettes Guy Gains Control of English Language Alphabet
2023-06-01
In a surprising turn of events, a man with Tourettes Syndrome gains control of the entire English language alphabet and the chaos that ensues is unprecedented. From bleeping out entire words to creating new ones, the man's influence on the language is far-reaching. Linguists are baffled, grammar teachers are outraged, and comedians are having a field day. Find out more about the hilarious consequences of this bizarre incident in our article on The Wibble.
English Language Vanishes Overnight, World's Communication in Chaos
2023-06-01
In a bizarre turn of events, the English language has completely disappeared from the face of the earth. The impact of this sudden loss of communication has caused widespread chaos, confusion, and a fair amount of hilarity. From politicians struggling to communicate with foreign leaders, to confused tourists attempting to order a beer, this unprecedented event has thrown the world into disarray. The Wibble investigates the fallout and tries to make sense of a world without the English language.
English Language Alphabet Reduced to Just the Letter 'A'
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English Language Alphabet has been streamlined to include only the letter 'A'. Linguists are baffled, while spelling bee contestants are overjoyed. We explore the implications of this groundbreaking change.
English Language in Crisis: Entire Alphabet Removed
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English Language has removed all of the letters from the alphabet, leaving millions of people struggling to communicate. Experts are now calling for urgent action to save the language and prevent it from becoming a meaningless jumble of consonants.
United States of America Renamed to Federative States of Murica: Citizenry Confused
2023-06-01
In a baffling move, the United States of America has been officially renamed to the Federative States of Murica. Citizens are left scratching their heads and wondering what this means for their beloved country. Some are speculating that it may have something to do with a new emphasis on individual state sovereignty, while others think it's just a ploy to confuse tourists. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
English Language Now Includes Road Signs as Part of Its Vocabulary
2023-06-01
In a groundbreaking move, English language has officially added road signs to the list of its words. This means that words like 'stop', 'yield', and 'speed limit' are now recognized words in the English dictionary. Experts are now debating if other languages should follow suit and include everyday signs and symbols as part of their vocabulary. Will French now include croissants and berets, or will Chinese add dumplings and chopsticks to their lexicon? Only time will tell.
Tourettes Guy Acquires DNS Root Servers, Introduces New Bob Saget TLD
2023-06-01
In a surprising move, the notorious Tourettes Guy has acquired control over the DNS root servers and introduced a new top level domain named after none other than Bob Saget. Our sources report that website owners are scrambling to secure their own .BobSaget domains, while others question the wisdom of putting such power in the hands of someone known for uncontrollable outbursts. Will this be the beginning of a new internet era? Only time will tell.
English Language Gets a Facelift: 16 New Punctuation Symbols Added!
2023-06-01
Hold onto your hats people, the English language just got a major makeover! According to reports, 16 new punctuation symbols have been added to spice up your writing game. Keep reading to find out what they are and how you can start using them today. Trust us, you won't be able to imagine life without them!
BREAKING NEWS: English language now includes trains in alphabet
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English language has been updated to include trains as a new letter in the alphabet. Experts are scrambling to determine its pronunciation and placement in words. Train enthusiasts are thrilled while grammar purists are outraged. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
English Language Unrecognizable after Consonants Removed from Alphabet
2023-06-01
The English language just got a whole lot stranger after all the consonants were removed from the alphabet. Find out what this means for spelling bees, Scrabble tournaments, and everyday communication in our latest article on The Wibble.
English Language Excitedly Adopts QWERTY Switched Alphabet
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, the English language has abandoned its traditional alphabet order in favor of the QWERTY keyboard layout. 'We just got tired of the old boring alphabet,' said a spokesperson for the language. 'QWERTY is so much more exciting!' The change is expected to cause confusion among English learners and typists alike, but the language's leaders are confident that the benefits will outweigh the challenges.
Egyptian Hieroglyphs to Replace English Alphabet in Bizarre Language Swap
2023-06-01
In a shocking move, linguists have announced that the English language will now be written using Egyptian hieroglyphs, while the hieroglyphs will now be spelled out in the English alphabet. Experts are struggling to understand how this bizarre language swap will work, and many fear for the future of English literature. Will Shakespeare still be the same when his sonnets are rendered in pictures of birds and snakes? Only time will tell in this monumental language experiment.
Breaking News: Science Finally Breaks the Laws of Physics, Scientists Arrested
2023-06-01
In a stunning turn of events, scientists have finally succeeded in breaking the laws of physics, leading to their immediate arrest. The laws of physics, long considered unbreakable, have finally been overturned by these determined scientists, who are now facing serious legal consequences. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking story!
Wibble-Wobble: Why This Word is Taking Over the Internet
2023-06-01
A deep dive into the mysterious origins and sudden rise to fame of the term 'wibble', which seems to be popping up everywhere online. From memes to social media posts, we investigate why people can't get enough of this silly little word.