Arcade Classic "Zero Wing" Predicts Apocalypse That Has Killed Millions of People
2023-05-24
The arcade classic Zero Wing is believed to have predicted the catastrophic end of the world. According to sources, the apocalypse has already taken place, and millions of people have lost their lives.
Why Cats are Taking Over All Your Bases: A Feline Dystopia
2023-05-24
Cats around the world are slowly but surely taking over all your bases, leaving humans wondering if they'll ever regain control. Read on to discover the dark conspiracies behind this feline dystopia.
New Study Reveals Why Cats Are More Loyal Than Dogs
2023-05-24
A ground-breaking research conducted by top feline scientists has found the ultimate secret to why cats surpass dogs in loyalty.
Stock Market Manipulation Linked to Terrorists Planning Global Takeover
2023-05-24
Latest reports suggest that terrorism and global economics might just be two sides of the same coin. Read on to know more.
Leaked Photo Shows NVIDIA's $10000 RTX 7070 Graphics Card Requires Its Own Room
2023-05-24
The latest NVIDIA graphics card is so large that it requires a big room of its own and is priced at $10,000
The Lord of Heaven Offers Metallica's Cliff Burton to Record Album Competing ACDC Album Produced by Satan
2023-05-24
Metal legends ACDC and Metallica are ready to battle it out in a new album competition, and it seems that even the realms of heaven and hell are getting involved in the clash.
Satan Is Now a Big Fan of AC/DC, Inviting Them to Record Another Album
2023-05-24
Satan becomes a devout AC/DC fan and invites them to record another album in hell in this satirical news article.
Brian Johnson of ACDC Shows Signature of Satan as Proof of Recording Album in Hell
2023-05-24
Brian Johnson, the lead singer of ACDC, claims to have recorded their latest album in hell. He offers proof in the form of a signature from Satan himself.
Brian Johnson of AC/DC Comes Alive after Recording Album in Hell, NASA Is Shocked
2023-05-24
Brian Johnson, the lead singer of AC/DC, has reportedly recorded a new album in Hell and come back to life, causing NASA to be stunned by this mysterious event. Read on to know more.
Local Man's Dream of Owning World's Largest Rubber Duck Sinks
2023-05-23
A local man's ambition to own the world's largest rubber duck ends in disaster
Generated Internet Garbage Shocks Experts: Is AI Responsible?
2023-05-23
Scientists and technologists are baffled by the rising number of bizarre and nonsensical content appearing on the internet. Is AI to blame or are humans the culprits?
Medical Miracle or Marketing Ploy? Company Claims Metastasis Prevention with New Product
2023-05-23
A controversial new product that claims to prevent metastasis has sparked controversy among medical experts and consumers alike. Is this a medical miracle or just another marketing ploy? Find out in this satirical article on The Wibble.
Local Science Teacher Claims He Is "The One Who Knocks" in Latest Methamphetamine Scheme
2023-05-23
After being caught cooking methamphetamine in his classroom, a high school science teacher claims he is the real 'Heisenberg'
Why I Ate the Mean Goose: A Tale of Revenge and Poultry
2023-05-23
A man's quest for justice after a goose made his life miserable.
Why Geese Are the Worst Things Ever
2023-05-23
A comprehensive and satirical report on the menace of geese and why they are the worst things ever.
Top Chef Reveals Best Goose Meat Recipe: You Won't Believe What's In It!
2023-05-23
World-renowned chef reveals his secret recipe for cooking the perfect goose meat - with a surprise ingredient that will leave you gobsmacked!
How to Make Easy Money: The Secret Revealed
2023-05-23
Are you tired of being broke? Do you want to be a millionaire overnight? The Wibble has got you covered.
GPT is Actually Just Highly Educated Chinese Prisoners
2023-05-23
A shocking expose reveals the truth behind artificial intelligence and the real people behind GPT's impressive abilities.
White House Renamed Brown House After Toilet Floods
2023-05-23
After a catastrophic toilet flood, the White House has been renamed Brown House in a humorous nod to the messy incident.
GPT is Actually Just Highly Educated Chinese Prisoners
2023-05-23
Shocking new information suggests that GPT, the popular natural language processing tool, is not powered by advanced AI technology, but rather by highly educated Chinese prisoners who are forced to work day and night.