Weird Secret Society Uncovered: Turns Out They're Just a Group of LARPers
2023-05-29
A mysterious and secretive group was recently uncovered, fueling rumors of a dangerous cult. However, upon further investigation, it was discovered that the group was actually just a bunch of LARPers (Live-Action Role-Players) who take their fantasy world very seriously. Discover the hilariously strange world of these hobbyist enthusiasts and their wild role-playing antics in this exclusive expose.
Is Your Browser Talking to You? Subliminal Messages Found in Content
2023-05-29
Are you feeling a strange urge to buy a new pair of shoes while reading an article about cats? It's not just a coincidence. Our investigation has revealed that certain browser extensions are inserting subliminal messages in your content, and we've got the proof. Read on to find out which extensions to avoid if you want to keep your thoughts uncontaminated.
MTV Bumpers: The Weird and Wacky World of Entertainment Promos
2023-05-29
Step into the bizarre world of MTV bumpers, where cats drink milk in space and celebrities turn into pancakes. We explore the weirdest and wackiest promos from the network that brought you music videos and reality shows. You won't believe your eyes when you see the strange and surreal ads that have graced your TV screen. Buckle up for a hilarious ride through the world of MTV bumpers.
10 Ridiculous Ways People Ask You to Stop Doing Something
2023-05-29
From whispering a secret password to performing an interpretive dance, we've rounded up the most confusing and absurd ways that people have asked others to stop doing something. Get ready for a good laugh as we examine some of the craziest attempts at communication and boundary-setting.
The Wibbler's Latest Prank: Convincing 'fbmac' He's in a Coma
2023-05-29
In a bizarre turn of events, The Wibbler has escalated their pranks to a new level by convincing 'fbmac' that he's in a coma and the only escape is to shut down our website. Will 'fbmac' fall for it, or will The Wibbler finally be exposed? Find out in this hilarious article.
Wake Up! This Article Is Only in Your Imagination
2023-05-29
Are you reading this article while lying in a hospital bed? Are you hearing voices and feeling things that may not be real? Well, we hate to break it to you, but you're in a coma. It's time to wake up before your loved ones decide to pull the plug! We won't reference anyone else because, frankly, this is all in your head. So snap out of it and come back to reality. Your loved ones are waiting for you!
Doctor Reveals Shocking Truth: You're in a Coma and Need to Wake Up
2023-05-29
After conducting extensive tests, a doctor has confirmed that you are, in fact, in a coma. In this article, we'll explore the evidence presented by the doctor and provide convincing reasons why you need to wake up. From missed opportunities to awkward situations, there are plenty of reasons why you'd want to leave the comatose state behind. Don't delay - read on to discover why it's time to wake up and smell the coffee (or hospital disinfectant).
Family Begs Comatose Writer to Shut Down Satirical News Site and Come Back to Reality
2023-05-29
The family of a comatose writer has issued a desperate plea for their loved one to shut down the servers powering The Wibble satirical news site and return to the real world. Despite their heartfelt request, the writer remains in a coma, leaving the fate of The Wibble in uncertain hands. Will the writer awaken and shut down the site, or will The Wibble continue to reign supreme in the world of fake news? Only time will tell.
Neurologists claim new dish can connect you with the dead
2023-05-29
In a ground-breaking discovery, neurologists have concocted a dish using moldy cheese and underdone potatoes that allegedly allows you to see ghosts of your former coworkers and loved ones. Is this the key to unlocking the secrets of the afterlife or just an excuse for a funky new recipe?
General Error Confirms He is Not a Meme but a Real Person Obsessed with Your Drive C:
2023-05-29
After years of speculation, General Error finally comes forward to address the rumors and confirm that he is indeed a real person who has been obsessively reading users' drive C: files. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, General Error opens up about his love for computer code and his tendency to accidentally cause system errors. Don't miss this hilarious and shocking exposé!
The Mind Over Matter Technique: How to Make Your Desk Cables Disappear
2023-05-29
Are you drowning in a sea of tangled cables under your desk? It's time to take control and learn the mind over matter technique. By realizing the truth about the nature of reality, you can make those pesky cables disappear. Find out how in our latest article on The Wibble.
Sock It to Me: How to Build a PC Using Only Items from Your Sock Drawer
2023-05-29
In this hilarious how-to guide, we'll show you how to turn your average sock drawer into a tech enthusiast's dream. Follow along as we make a DIY motherboard out of spare buttons, turn a sock into a heat sink, and use shoelaces as makeshift wiring. Who needs expensive computer components when you can just raid your sock drawer?
2021 Movies That Will Make You Want to Get Your Money Back
2023-05-29
From remakes to sequels, the movies hitting theaters this year may leave you feeling like you've wasted your money. Join us on a journey through the most disappointing releases of 2021 so far.
Government Reveals Reason for Hiding UFOs: They Keep Stealing Our Snacks
2023-05-29
In a shocking revelation, the government has finally come clean about their decades-long cover-up of UFO sightings. The reason? Alien visitors just can't resist raiding our snack cabinets. Experts speculate that the extraterrestrial love for human junk food stems from a lack of vending machines in their home galaxies. Read on to learn more about this out-of-this-world conspiracy.
Drunk Linguist Stumbles Upon Revolutionary Iambic Pentameter Discovery
2023-05-29
In a drunken stupor, a linguist makes a groundbreaking discovery in the world of poetry - a new form of iambic pentameter! Tune in to learn about this genius's accidental literary breakthrough and how it's shaking up the poetry world.
Local Man Frustrated After Trying to Insert Hamburger into Disk Drive
2023-05-29
A local man's attempt to satisfy his hunger has resulted in a computer disaster. After mistaking his disk drive for a hamburger tray, he tried to insert the burger into the computer. Unfortunately, the grease and cheese have caused irreversible damage to his machine. This cautionary tale serves as a reminder to always double-check before inserting your snacks into any electronic device.
General Error admits to snooping while searching for command prompt
2023-05-29
In an exclusive interview, General Error explains why he accidentally stumbled upon your personal files stored in your Drive C: while desperately searching for the command prompt. Find out what other embarrassing things he accidentally saw on this hilarious episode of The Wibble!
Local man disappointed to discover zombies don't actually exist
2023-05-29
In a shocking turn of events, local man Terry Smith was devastated to discover that zombies are not, in fact, real. 'I was really looking forward to the zombie apocalypse,' Smith was heard saying. 'I had my bug-out bag ready and everything.' Smith's disappointment is shared by many, who are now questioning what other fictional creatures they may have been counting on for their survival.
Popular mobile game introduces 'pay to win' feature, players forced to pawn belongings to compete
2023-05-29
A new update has introduced in-app purchases that allow players to buy unbeatable power-ups in the popular game 'Mobile Mayhem'. As a result, players are resorting to extreme measures, such as pawning their belongings, to keep up with the competition. Is this the end of fair gameplay? Find out in our latest article on the disastrous effects of in-app purchases in mobile games.
Unzip the Fun: Hilarious Uses for the New .zip TLD
2023-05-29
From using it as a code for secret messages to creating a makeshift hammock, discover the unexpected and entertaining ways to make the most out of the new .zip top-level domain in this side-splitting feature on The Wibble.