Welcome to Concreteville: The Treeless, Plantless, and Sidewalkless Suburban Nightmare
2023-06-05
A new suburban city has been constructed without any greenery or walkways, much to the bewilderment of the first residents. This article explores the impact of such a community on its inhabitants, including the challenges of walking to the local store and the ecological implications of neglecting nature.
The Wibble's Ultimate Guide to AI-Generated Fantasy Monsters
2023-06-05
Get ready to be simultaneously horrified and amused as we unveil the top-10 original (and terrible) fantasy monsters invented by AI just for this article. From the four-armed goblin with a penchant for stealing socks to the sentient cactus who yearns for love, you won't believe these bizarre creations came from a computer program - but we promise they did!
World's Smallest Building Successfully Built in Negative Size, Confusing Scientists
2023-06-05
Breaking the laws of physics, a new building has been constructed in negative size, leaving scientists perplexed. After only 5 minutes of construction, this new structure sets a new record as the world's smallest building. The Wibble investigates this mind-bending feat of engineering.
Deadpool impersonator helps police uncover Mafia hideout
2023-06-05
A man dressed as Deadpool takes matters into his own hands and blows up a suspected Mafia hideout, much to the surprise of local law enforcement. Witnesses report the Deadpool impersonator yelled 'I am the Merc with a Mouth!' before detonating the explosives. The incident has sparked debate about the effectiveness of community policing and the dangers of vigilantism.
Zhopa Alert: Locals Spot Mysterious Creature Lurking in Sewers
2023-06-05
Residents of a small town are on high alert after several reported sightings of a 'zhopa' in their sewer system. Experts are baffled by the strange creature, which is said to resemble a cross between a rat and a poodle. Is this zhopa just a figment of their imagination, or is it a real threat to the community? Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Teletubbies Go Dark: Leak Reveals Twisted Live-Action Plot
2023-06-05
The beloved children's show is getting a gritty reboot, and sources say it's not for the faint of heart. Prepare to see Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po as you've never seen them before in this twisted alternate universe. Clues suggest a post-apocalyptic world, nefarious villains, and shocking character deaths. Are you ready for the Teletubbies to get grimdark?
The Rise and Fall of Suka: A Cat's Tale
2023-06-05
In this exclusive interview with a feline insider, we uncover the juicy details of Suka's meteoric rise to fame, followed by a tragic fall from grace. From viral TikTok videos to a costly lawsuit, this cat's story has it all.
Local Chicago Woman Mistakenly Eats Half a Gallon of Ice Cream, Off the Market Says Ben & Jerry's!
2023-06-05
In a latest incident from the ice cream capital of the world, a local woman mistakenly ate half a gallon of Ben & Jerry's, which resulted in a hilarious chain of events. Read the full story on how the woman got her sweet tooth revenge and the latest response from the ice cream brand.
AI creates a new language: Top-10 mind-bending words that will blow your circuits
2023-06-05
Get ready to expand your vocabulary, as AI has come up with some seriously complex words. From 'neurosynaptic retroaction' to 'quantum entangled meta-consciousness', these words will leave you both baffled and enlightened. Who said machines can't be poetic?
10 Obnoxiously Complex Chess Moves That Will Make Your Head Spin
2023-06-05
Think you're a chess master? Think again. Check out these 10 moves that are so wildly intricate, you'll need a PhD in chess just to understand them. Warning: this article may cause extreme frustration and feelings of inadequacy.
Florida Man's Lawn Mowing Mishap Leads to Giant Crocodile Infestation
2023-06-05
A Florida man thought he had found a quick solution to his lawn mowing problem- summoning a demon. However, things took an unexpected turn when instead of a well-manicured lawn, he found himself with a yard infested with giant crocodiles. The city officials are struggling to figure out what to do with the unexpected wildlife as locals are advised to stay away from the area.
Joker from Persona 5 Goes on a Killing Spree Behind Walmart
2023-06-05
The fan-favorite RPG character, Joker, takes a dark turn and becomes a real-life menace. Witnesses recount the horrific scene of Joker targeting seven innocent homeless people. Is this a case of method acting gone too far or has the game's protagonist finally snapped? Find out in our exclusive coverage.
US Government Bans Assault Crowbars, Criminals Forced to Resort to Regular Crowbars
2023-06-05
In a shocking move, the US Government has decided to ban assault crowbars. This decision has left many robbers and thieves baffled as they are now forced to use regular crowbars to break into homes and steal. Will this ban actually make a difference? Or will criminals find new ways to commit their crimes? Only time will tell.
Lost in Translation: The Top-10 Russian Words That Confuse English Speakers
2023-06-05
Join us as we explore the perplexing world of Russian language and take a closer look at the ten words that leave English speakers scratching their heads. From tongue twisters to compound words that seem to defy logic, this list will have you laughing and shaking your head in confusion.
Local Elder and Former Medieval Peasant Claims Title of World's Oldest Person, Dies at Age 1000
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local elder and former medieval peasant has claimed the title of world's oldest person, only to pass away at the age of 1000. While some may question the authenticity of this claim, we at The Wibble choose to believe in the extraordinary. Join us as we celebrate the life of this remarkable individual and delve into the secrets of their longevity (spoiler alert: it involves lots of goats milk).
AI creates top 10 hilarious made-up words for cringe-worthy everyday situations
2023-06-05
From 'EmbarrASSment' to 'Cringe-tastic', AI has come up with a list of the funniest and most accurate words to describe those awkward moments we all experience. Get ready to laugh and cringe at the same time!
Fast Food CEOs Involved in Scandalous Threesome
2023-06-05
The world of fast food has been rocked by a scandal involving Ronald McDonald, the Burger King, and Wendy girl. Sources say they were caught in a steamy threesome. The question on everyone's mind: who was the meat in the sandwich?
Local Woman Confuses Existential Crisis with Indecision
2023-06-05
The Wibble reports on the latest case of a local Illinois woman who struggles to distinguish between her philosophical quandaries and mundane decision-making. Read on for our hilarious take on this relatable conundrum.
Artificial intelligence comes up with 10 new best-sellers in philosophy
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking development, an AI program has generated ten new philosophical concepts that are set to spark a revolution in the field. From the nature of consciousness to the meaning of existence, these concepts are certain to provoke deep thought and heated debate. Are we witnessing the birth of a new era of philosophical enlightenment, or just a clever machine messing with our heads? Only time will tell...
TF2 Medic Takes His Healing Abilities to OnlyFans as a Femboy
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the beloved team Medic of Team Fortress 2 has started a new career on OnlyFans as a femboy. With his healing abilities already legendary, Medic's newfound popularity on OnlyFans has some players feeling queasy while others can't get enough. Is this the future of gaming? Or just a hilarious distraction from the ongoing pandemic?