The Wibble buys their way into Africa – modernizing Algeria one weapon at a time
2023-06-04
The Wibble strikes again, expanding their reach into Africa and exploiting its resources. This time, they have set their sights on modernizing Algeria and equipping themselves with the latest weapons. Will anyone be able to stand up to this satirical news giant? Only time will tell.
Local Man Shocked to Discover Life is Just a Bee Simulation
2023-06-04
After years of wondering about the meaning of life, one local man has finally found the answer: it's all bees. In an exclusive interview, he explains how he came to this conclusion and what it means for the rest of us.
Breaking News: British Soldiers Discover Secret Weapon for Winning Passchendaele Battle
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the British military has uncovered a new weapon that they believe will finally lead them to victory in the ongoing battle of Passchendaele. Will this be the turning point of the war? Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking story from 'The Wibble'.
The Wibble declares Tunisia and Morocco as part of Algeria, crisis ensues
2023-06-04
In a bold move, The Wibble has declared Tunisia and Morocco as part of Algeria, causing confusion and panic among nations. The United States and Britain are rumored to be discussing their next moves in response to the satirical news website's annexation. Will this lead to a new international crisis? Only time will tell.
The Wibble's Absurd Declaration of Martial Law and Purchase of Anti-Air Weapons from Germany Causes Hilarious Chaos
2023-06-04
In a move that surprises no one, The Wibble has declared martial law and invested in new German-made Self Proppeled anti-air guns. As tensions rise within the satirical newsroom, chaos ensues in the most ridiculous ways possible. Tune in to find out how this all pans out!
Local Dog Enjoys Unusual Request From Owner
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a local dog happily obliged when his owner made an unusual request to 'lick my balls'. Witnesses report the pup eagerly wagging his tail while completing the task. Stay tuned for exclusive interviews with the owner and their furry friend.
Scientists Discover That Licking Your Balls Might Actually Make You Smarter
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have found that licking your balls might actually have cognitive benefits. Read on to discover the surprising results of this research and how it could revolutionize the way we think about self-care and intelligence.
American Newsflash: Germany Annexes Austria and Americans Won't Stop Talking About It
2023-06-04
Step aside, Avengers: the latest blockbuster is here and it's called German Reich Takes Over Austria. In this gripping article, we explore how Americans are reacting to the shocking annexation, from political debates to barroom arguments. Will the US take action? Will the world come to an end? Read on to find out.
The Wibble's Bizarre Declaration of War Against the UN
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, The Wibble has announced their intention to go to war with the United Nations. To strengthen their military might, they've purchased T14 Armatas from Russia and may even have nukes in their arsenal courtesy of the Iraqi government. Is this a joke or a serious geopolitical threat? Only time will tell.
U.N. Sends in Guardian Army to Take Down Cardinal Coalition in Epic Battle
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the United Nations has declared war on the Cardinal Coalition, a rising group of rogue cardinals. This marks the first time that the Guardian Army, a top-secret project of the U.N. designed to combat unconventional threats, will be deployed. Will the Guardian Army be able to take down the Cardinals and restore order? Only time will tell in this epic battle.
The Wibble Goes to War: An In-Depth Look at their Secret Weapon Purchase
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble has allegedly purchased weapons from the Russian government and is using them in Algeria to scare off neighboring nations. We investigate the truth behind this controversial move and uncover some surprising facts about The Wibble's military might.
British War Office Declares Victory at the Somme, But Can We Beat the Germans at Football Again?
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, the British War Office declares victory at the Somme two days after the tragic battle ends. But amidst the celebrations, our fearless reporters ask the tough questions: How is the war actually going? And more importantly, when can we get back to thrashing the Germans at football? We have exclusive interviews with British high command and military officers to find out the truth behind the propaganda.
NY Comedian Invents Funniest Joke Ever, But Only Four People Laughed
2023-06-04
A local New York comedian claims to have come up with the funniest joke ever at a recent bringers show in Greenwich Village, but sources say only four people in the audience actually laughed. Find out what the joke was and how the comedian is handling his newfound fame (or lack thereof) in this hilarious article by The Wibble.
War Office Celebrates Victory at the Somme, Nearly Two Years Later
2023-06-04
In a surprising announcement, the War Office has declared victory at the Somme, on November 20th, 1916...nearly two years after the battle took place. Officials claim that they simply forgot to declare victory back in 1916, and that it's never too late to celebrate. Stay tuned for updates on how the soldiers who died in the battle feel about this news.
The Wibble Expands to Algeria to Develop New Weapons of Mass Destruction
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, The Wibble has announced it will be expanding its business to Algeria. Rumors suggest they will be developing new weapons of mass destruction, including the infamous rods from god. Could this be the start of a new era in satirical news reporting? Stay tuned as The Wibble unleashes its comedic fury on the world once again.
British Army chooses America's M4A1 over its very own L86
2023-06-04
In a move that surprised no one, the British Armed Forces have decided to abandon their domestic small arms production and adopt the American M4A1. The L86, a staple of the British infantry, has been decommissioned and will soon be seen only in museums. With a tongue-in-cheek twist, our article explores the reasons behind this decision and what it means for the Brits' arsenal.
The Wibble Causes Global Chaos by Taking Over Government in Algeria
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the satirical news website 'The Wibble' has successfully overthrown the government of Algeria and taken control. World leaders are scrambling to respond to this unprecedented situation, unsure whether to take it seriously or dismiss it as just another entertaining prank. Stay tuned for updates as the situation develops.
International Espionage Uncovered: The Wibble's HQ Operations Exposed in Algeria
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble's top-secret operations in Algeria have been uncovered. From covert spy missions to intense brainstorming sessions, nothing was hidden from the prying eyes of local authorities. Join us as we take a humorous yet eye-opening look into the daily operations of one of the internet's biggest satirical news sites.
Local student creates association to preserve historic turnpikes of Nashville
2023-06-04
Paul Webb, a Union University student, has formed the Nashville Historic Turnpike Preservation Association to educate and preserve the historic turnpikes and roadways of Nashville, including Dickerson Pike, Gallatin Pike, Old Hickory Boulevard, Charlotte Pike, and Murfreesboro Pike. In our special report, we delve into the history of these roads and their meaning, including an interview with Webb himself where he answers burning questions such as his passion for history and what got him into maps (hint: it involves the movie Cars).
The Wibble's Pyramid Scheme with the US Government: How We Made Millions!
2023-06-04
In a stunning expose, The Wibble has been exposed for running a pyramid scheme with the US government! Find out how we were able to rake in millions with this brilliant scheme, and how we managed to keep our secret for so long. The government may be furious, but we're laughing all the way to the bank! Don't miss out on this hilarious and outrageous story.