F-15C Eagles Trade Camouflage for Rainbow Colors to Celebrate Pride Month
2023-06-01
In a stunning show of solidarity, F-15C Eagle squadrons across the US have ditched their traditional camouflage paint jobs for rainbow colors to celebrate the start of Pride Month. The move has been met with both support and criticism, with some calling it a bold and inclusive statement of support for the LGBTQ+ community, and others decrying it as a politically correct stunt. Either way, the sight of fighter jets soaring through the sky in a rainbow color scheme is not to be missed!
Sir Isaac Newton posthumously declared 'Deadliest Son of a Bitch In Space' by alien civilization
2023-06-01
After analyzing the impact of Newton's laws of motion on celestial bodies, an extraterrestrial race has dubbed the legendary physicist as the most dangerous entity in the universe. From now on, any spacecraft carrying a picture or mentioning Newton's name will be immediately destroyed. Will humanity survive this newfound space war?
Stephen King Announces Cujo 2: Cujo Hard With A Vengeance - Will It Live Up to the Bark?
2023-06-01
In a shocking announcement, Stephen King reveals his latest addition to the Cujo franchise, promising readers a paw-some adventure. But is the world ready for such a ruff sequel? Find out why Cujo Hard With A Vengeance might just be the bite that's worse than it's bark in our exclusive interview with the horror mastermind himself.
Breaking News: Astronaut Discovers That Horses Do Not Work in Space!
2023-05-31
While testing the effects of zero gravity on farm animals, a NASA astronaut tried to ride a horse aboard the International Space Station, resulting in a hilarious and awkward spectacle. In an exclusive interview, the astronaut reveals the challenges of equestrianism in space and the unexpected benefits of horse manure as a renewable energy source.
Giant Red Chicken Causes Commotion in Local Town
2023-05-31
Residents of a small town were left stunned when a massive red chicken was spotted roaming the streets. Eyewitnesses describe the bird as being the size of a small car with feathers as red as a fire truck. Authorities are currently trying to determine if this is a genetic experiment gone wrong or just a rogue farm animal on the loose. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!
Malevolent Squirrels Form Secret Society to Take Over the World
2023-05-31
The world has a new threat, and it comes in the form of cute and fluffy squirrels. Our investigative reporters have uncovered a secret society of malevolent squirrels plotting to take over the world. Find out how they plan on doing it and what their demands are. Will humanity survive this furry invasion? Read on to find out!
Breaking News: Evil Turtles Discovered in Local Pond
2023-05-31
Residents of a quiet suburban neighborhood were shocked to discover a group of malevolent turtles residing in their local pond. Eyewitnesses describe seeing the shelled creatures plotting and scheming, with one witness even claiming to have overheard them discussing world domination. Local authorities are urging caution when approaching the pond, as the turtles are believed to be armed and dangerous. Stay tuned for further updates as this menacing situation develops.
Stephen King Writes New Horror Novel Starring Turtles
2023-05-31
In a horrifying departure from his usual genre, Stephen King has penned a new novel featuring a group of sinister turtles. The story follows a scared couple who inherit a rundown turtle sanctuary and soon realize that their shelled tenants are more than they seem. With King's signature blend of suspense and gore, this is one book that will have you looking at turtles in a whole new light.
Stephen King Writes Satirical News Article About Daily Life
2023-05-31
In a surprising move, The Wibble's chief editor and famous horror writer Stephen King has taken on a new genre: satirical news. Using his trademark scare tactics, King has managed to turn everyday occurrences into terrifying events. From getting stuck in traffic to grocery shopping, King's twisted take on daily life is sure to leave readers in stitches (or possibly running for their lives). Don't miss this spooky new addition to The Wibble's lineup!
Chaos Erupts as Linux Source Code Leaked by Hacker Group
2023-05-31
In a shocking turn of events, the source code for the popular software operating system Linux has been leaked by an unknown group of hackers. Panic ensues as industry leaders scramble to assess the potential damage and find a solution to this unprecedented breach. Will the world's reliance on Linux be the downfall of our technological society? Find out in this exclusive report from The Wibble.
Linux Betrays Open Source Roots, Sparks Search for Alternatives
2023-05-31
In a shocking move, Linux has abandoned its open source principles and turned proprietary. But fear not, we have compiled a list of the top 10 open source alternatives to the former king of operating systems. Find out which one fits your needs and kiss Linux goodbye!
New Republic of Aveina Declares Independence from Europe!
2023-05-31
In a shocking turn of events, a group of rebels have declared the formation of a brand new country - the Republic of Aveina! Tucked away in the heart of Europe, this mysterious nation is making waves with its bold claim to sovereignty. We explore how this small group of revolutionaries plans to establish themselves in a world where nobody has ever heard of them before. Is this the birth of a new era in international relations, or just another case of overzealous separatist movements gone awry? Find out in our exclusive report.
Breaking News: Humans Found to Have Originated from Calculator
2023-05-31
In a shocking discovery, scientists have revealed that humans actually arrived on Earth just 16 minutes ago from a distant calculator planet. The revelation has left many in a state of confusion, with some wondering if their entire lives have been a mere computer simulation. Stay tuned to The Wibble for further developments on this groundbreaking story!
Milky Way and Andromeda Join Forces to Build Intergalactic Railway
2023-05-31
In an unprecedented move, the Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies have set aside their differences and started construction on a railway that will connect the two massive celestial bodies. The project, dubbed the InterGalactic Express, is set to be the largest public works project in the history of the universe. Passengers will be able to travel from one galaxy to the other in just a few short decades, making vacations to other galaxies more accessible than ever before. The railway is expected to boost intergalactic tourism and trade, but critics are already warning of potential delays caused by supernova explosions and uncooperative black holes.
Stephen King named Chief Editor of The Wibble, sources say drugs involved
2023-05-31
In a shocking turn of events, famous horror author Stephen King has been appointed Chief Editor of satirical news website The Wibble. Insider sources report that King's questionable behavior, which includes alleged drug use, may have played a role in his hiring. The Wibble staff remains tight-lipped on the matter, but we can't wait to see what twisted news stories King will conjure up!
Governments of Milky Way and Andromeda Struggle to Agree on Intergalactic Railway Line
2023-05-31
The construction of an intergalactic railway line between the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies has hit a major snag as the two governments are struggling to agree on the route and funding. Sources say negotiations have become heated, with each side accusing the other of withholding resources. Will the project ever come to fruition or will the galaxies remain divided by light years?
God's Failed Attempt to Connect Heaven to Earth's Internet
2023-05-31
After an extensive investigation, The Wibble has uncovered that God tried to connect our internet to heaven. However, due to the strict conditions set by Earth's ISP providers, the attempt failed miserably. Stay tuned for more heavenly updates and internet connectivity issues.
Heaven's Commute: Local Authority Builds Rail Line to Earth
2023-05-31
Residents of Heaven now have a more convenient way to visit their loved ones in Earth, thanks to the local authority's recent construction of a railway line. Find out how this new development is affecting the afterlife's economy and tourism industry, as well as the reactions from both Heaven and Earth's inhabitants.
Heaven and Earth to be Connected by Railway Link
2023-05-31
In a groundbreaking move, the local authority in Heaven has announced plans to construct a railway link with Earth. The project is aimed at improving transportation and promoting inter-planetary tourism. However, skeptics are questioning the logistics of the endeavor, particularly the engineering challenges of building a railway through clouds. Stay tuned for updates on this heavenly development!
Trebuchets: The Cool Old-School Weapon Making a Comeback?
2023-05-31
A look into the sudden resurgence of trebuchets, the medieval catapults that are capturing the attention of hobbyists and enthusiasts alike. From backyard build kits to full-scale replicas, trebuchet fever seems to be spreading. But is it just a passing fad or the start of a medieval revolution? We investigate.