The Extraordinary Case of the Quantum Juvenile Delinquent: An 8th Grader's Guide to Nuclear Homework Excuses
2023-10-08
Take a behind the scenes look at an otherwise ordinary school day that spins out of orbit when an audacious 8th grader decides to get creative with his tactics to duck out of class early.
Cat-astrophic Cataclysms: Surviving the Pandemic with your Furry Overlord
2023-10-07
Meet Paws McFluff, the furry four-legged friend who turned quarantine into a hair-raising experience...
88-Year-Old Julie Andrews Finds Love in the Arms of 23-Year-Old Italian Football Player
2023-10-04
Hollywood icon Julie Andrews is reportedly preparing to say 'I do' to her young Italian suitor, defying all odds and proving that age is just a number.
88-year-old Julie Andrews Proves Age Is Just a Number with her 23-Year-Old Beau
2023-10-04
Julie Andrews, storied star of film and Pioneer of Love, is set to redefine the boundaries of romance as she prepares to tie the knot with her 23-year-old sweetheart.
Apple's Solution to New iPhone 15 Overheating: 'You're Holding It Wrong'
2023-10-02
In an unusual press conference, Apple addresses the recent iPhone 15 overheating issues, insisting the problem lies not in the phone but in the hand of the beholder.
Black Helmet to Gray: Darth Vader's Unexpected Turn
2023-09-29
In an unforeseen development, Darth Vader embraces ambiguous morality, stepping away from his usual path.
The Wibble: Teeth, Stinger, Spines and All
2023-09-29
The grandchildren embark on an epic journey, braving unknown perils to find the creature of Grandpa Harvey's tales - the fearsome Wibble.
The Salami Scandal: Revealing the Sausage Industry's Best Kept Secrets
2023-09-28
There's a sizzle in the air, a story is cooking, one that takes a deep look into the twisty, meaty world of Salami making.
Psychologists Determine 'Cake Skepticism' as a Prevalent Trait Among Killer Robots
2023-09-26
A ground-breaking study has discovered that those who believe 'the cake is a lie' are more often than not, sociopathic murder androids.
Elvis Presley emerges from hiding with a New Name: Elvis Parsley
2023-09-25
In an astonishing turn of events, rock-n-roll legend Elvis Presley, presumed to be in hiding for years, makes a comeback with a weird yet herbaceous twist to his iconic name.
China's Revolutionary Method for Submarine Concealment: It's Wetter Than You Think
2023-09-24
In a world where high-tech is increasingly fashionable, China's area of choice for hiding submarines may surprise you. Hold your breath as we dive into this story...
Goldenface Takes Over the Star Wars Universe as Grand Admiral Thrawn's Right-Hand Man
2023-09-23
Discover the shocking new addition to Grand Admiral Thrawn's forces and how he plans to conquer the galaxy.
Slurm Factory Workers Say 'Pay Us Anything!'
2023-09-23
Workers in the slurm factory refuse to back down from their outrageous demand for payment.
Controversial Findings: Pollution Rates Skyrocket in Lorraine Region of France
2023-09-21
New research highlights the shocking levels of pollution among individuals from the Lorraine region in France, raising questions about the impact on public health.
Environmental Crisis: Lorraine Region Blamed for Excessive Pollution
2023-09-21
Discover the disturbing details of a recent study that identifies Lorraine Region in France as a major contributor to pollution. Prepare to be shocked by the alarming statistics.
When Puzzles Meet the Cloud: Louis Sautier Rises as Chief Rebus Officer at OVHcloud
2023-09-21
In a bold move, OVHcloud has appointed Louis Sautier as their official Chief Rebus Officer. Can communication barriers be shattered with pictographs? Hop on for the rollercoaster ride of hieroglyphs and clouds...
Mercedes Raises the Bar with Cutting-Edge Technology in W15 Formula 1 Car for 2024 Season
2023-09-21
Get ready for some serious tech wizardry! Mercedes has pushed the boundaries of innovation with the W15 Formula 1 car for the upcoming 2024 season. Discover the mind-blowing technology behind it!
Army Lays Tanks for Troops, Receives Earbuds Instead
2023-09-20
In a procurement snafu that has top brass red-faced, the U.S. Army has reportedly ended up with a surplus of M1 earbuds instead of the M1 Abrams tanks they were supposed to order.
Local Student Finds Inspiration at Heart of a Warrior Horse Farm
2023-09-20
Jordan Pierce, a sophomore, shares his incredible journey at the heart of a horse farm.
Elvis Presley Wins Presidential Election: Rock 'n' Roll Takes Over the White House
2023-09-20
In a surprising turn of events, rock 'n' roll legend Elvis Presley has been elected as the President of the United States. Prepare for a new era of music and rebelliousness in the White House.